pinchvalve
pinchvalve MegaDork
10/23/17 6:53 p.m.

Exactly two years ago, my position was eliminated and I lost my job through no fault of my own.  Like in my previous role, I have been exceeding  all expectations in my new position, even rolling with the punches after a buyout and myriad of changes.  Today (again, exactly two years to the day that I was let go last time) my position was eliminated.  

OK, very funny world.  What have I done to piss you off so much?  Can you let up for like, 5 minutes?  

ultraclyde
ultraclyde PowerDork
10/23/17 7:05 p.m.

That sucks man. I suggest stealing a red stapler and burning down the building.

WildScotsRacing
WildScotsRacing Dork
10/23/17 7:07 p.m.

Well done, to stand your ground and keep your dignity by not being That Guy who schmoozes and brown noses whomever it takes keep from being cut. I raise an ale to you, sir.

Slippery
Slippery SuperDork
10/23/17 7:09 p.m.

Crap. That sucks man. And I thought I was having a bad day ...

WildScotsRacing
WildScotsRacing Dork
10/23/17 7:26 p.m.
ultraclyde said:

That sucks man. I suggest stealing a red stapler and burning down the building.

I actually do have  red Swingline Model 737 devil

spitfirebill
spitfirebill UltimaDork
10/23/17 7:27 p.m.

At least you have accomplishments to brag about.  That will help going forward.  I had never tangible.  I just worked myself half to death for the bastards.  All I’ve got to show for it is a bad back and bad feet.  

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
10/23/17 9:11 p.m.

Did you at least take a dump on your way out and not flush?

joey48442
joey48442 PowerDork
10/23/17 9:36 p.m.
Appleseed said:

Did you at least take a dump on your way out and not flush?

An upper decker would be appropriate. 

pilotbraden
pilotbraden UltraDork
10/23/17 9:46 p.m.

In reply to joey48442 :

I agree, a dead squirrel tossed up a ventilation duct also works wonders

 

mad_machine
mad_machine MegaDork
10/23/17 10:55 p.m.

I guess there is no transferring to some other part of the company?

z31maniac
z31maniac MegaDork
10/24/17 3:40 a.m.

I know that feel. I was laid off in July 2015 (after just giving up my house and getting a divorce) only to be laid off again 6 months later.

Duke
Duke MegaDork
10/24/17 8:10 a.m.

Man, I can't offer anything but condolences and best wishes, but you have both of those in spades.

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