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Scotty Con Queso
Scotty Con Queso SuperDork
2/14/23 7:32 p.m.

My standard response when my family asks me a question. "Cause I like to party". 

11GTCS
11GTCS Dork
2/14/23 7:44 p.m.

Standard sign off from phone calls with my Dad, “write if you get work” (Old Bob and Ray radio show reference, he’s 87 and has been retired for over 23 years now.) Often returned with “wave with all your fingers” as we’re both Boston drivahs.

tomtomgt356 (Tommy)
tomtomgt356 (Tommy) Reader
2/14/23 8:16 p.m.

"It'll feel better....

 

...when it quits hurting."

MyMiatas
MyMiatas Reader
2/14/23 8:23 p.m.

Usually when I smack my finger,head, elbow I will catch myself saying "that will leave a mark."

And then there is when you are trying to determine something. The occasional  " don't ya know, eh?" Will come up.

mtn
mtn MegaDork
2/14/23 8:33 p.m.

In reply to yupididit :

One that's repeated between my father in law and his business partner: 

"Otis? But you're white?!?!"

Iusedtobefast
Iusedtobefast Reader
2/14/23 10:00 p.m.

Blind squirrel finds a nut...

Ball lost in tall weeds...

Have fun storming the castle...

I use one liners so much my kids say them before me and roll their eyes...

Cooper_Tired
Cooper_Tired HalfDork
2/14/23 10:07 p.m.

I like to drop in a "You bet Giraffes" when my kids ask me a yes or no question 

nlevine
nlevine Reader
2/15/23 12:26 a.m.

My dad would always use an old SNL Father Guido Sarducci line, "He's no Smokey Robinson" in reference to just about anybody...

Woody (Forum Supportum)
Woody (Forum Supportum) MegaDork
2/15/23 7:40 a.m.

On a long road trip up I-91 to Vermont and upstate New Hampshire with my older sister and her new husband, we passed an exit sign for the towns of Fairlee and Orford. 
 

My brother in law said, "We're getting Fairlee close"... followed immediately by a bunch of stuff about Little Orford Annie. 
 

This started when I was ten years old, and continues to this day. 
 

 

*GRM Bonus Points: This conversation originally took place in his 1973 Dodge Charger.

Jerry
Jerry PowerDork
2/15/23 9:09 a.m.

Aaron_King
Aaron_King PowerDork
2/15/23 9:28 a.m.

My FIL says "you/he/she/them would complain if they got hung with a new rope"

 

 

codrus (Forum Supporter)
codrus (Forum Supporter) PowerDork
2/15/23 8:51 p.m.

Oh, and of course:

"What are we going to do tonight, Brain?"

 

Stampie
Stampie MegaDork
2/15/23 9:35 p.m.

LIl Stampie and I have a thing that I don't know how it started.  So Party A points out something where Party B doesn't want to admit they were wrong.  Party A will then go "Hmmmm ..." and then Party B admits Party A is right by going a slightly shorter "Hmm ...".  As he's getting older Lil Stampie is getting more Party A experience.

Floating Doc (Forum Supporter)
Floating Doc (Forum Supporter) UltimaDork
2/15/23 9:50 p.m.

My response to someone's minor injury, "You know why it hurts? To remind you not to do it again."

Mndsm
Mndsm MegaDork
2/15/23 9:52 p.m.

Haha you laughed I'm off the hook- taken from the Simpsons movie and an actual rule in our house. 

Curtis73 (Forum Supporter)
Curtis73 (Forum Supporter) MegaDork
2/15/23 10:36 p.m.

One that I use with the family all the time and they have stopped laughing.

Someone:  I'm cold
Me: *produces lighter from pocket* I could set you on fire.

It was funny the first 64 times I used it.

superfund
superfund New Reader
2/15/23 10:42 p.m.
Appleseed said:

"Goodbye disgusting wife. Goodbye disgusting house." 

Run_Away
Run_Away Dork
2/15/23 10:54 p.m.

Mainly Super Troopers lines.

wearymicrobe
wearymicrobe PowerDork
2/15/23 11:29 p.m.

The beeeeeeezzzzzzzzz

 

Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos)
Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos) MegaDork
2/15/23 11:38 p.m.

You're so pretty/handsome! - Said when somebody is being dumb or not getting the point.
 

Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos)
Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos) MegaDork
2/15/23 11:39 p.m.
Woody (Forum Supportum) said:

On a long road trip up I-91 to Vermont and upstate New Hampshire with my older sister and her new husband, we passed an exit sign for the towns of Fairlee and Orford. 

 

 

Hah, my family lives in Fairlee. You hit on a common pun.

ShawnG
ShawnG MegaDork
2/16/23 12:00 a.m.

"I'm getting tired of being right all the time." - Me, anytime something bad happens. 

 

"I'm an optimistic pessimist. I'm sure the worst is coming and I'm damn glad to get it over with." - Me, right before the bad stuff happens. 

 

"Safety third"

 

And one for my friends from the lower mainland of B.C.

"If you can't get laid in Chilliwack, there's always Hope."

RichardNZ
RichardNZ Reader
2/16/23 2:15 a.m.

Well, well, well...   (three holes in the ground)

Lighting the match was a big mistake.       (Google The Flaming Gerbil)

SV reX
SV reX MegaDork
2/16/23 9:08 a.m.

"That'll do, pig"

 

(from "Babe")

Woody (Forum Supportum)
Woody (Forum Supportum) MegaDork
2/16/23 9:13 a.m.
ShawnG said:

"I'm getting tired of being right all the time." 

"I'm getting tired of being The Smart One"

 

 

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