For those of you who watched last night's ABC broadcast...
"With 15 minutes remaining, 2016 claimed its final victim: Mariah Carey's career"
Operator: "911 what's your emergency?"
Caller: "Mariah Carey just bombed Times Square."
"Maybe Mariah Carey didn't give the performance that 2016 wanted, but she gave the performance 2016 deserved."
