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mtn MegaDork
6/11/12 5:17 p.m.

In the interest of grossing out my girlfriend, I went and bought some SPAM. How should I now proceed in the preparation of said spam, in trying to get the best SPAM experience? I've never had it before, and am eagerly anticipating the feast.

Grtechguy MegaDork
6/11/12 5:25 p.m.

Fry it!

or just eat it from the can. that always works

Fit_Is_Slo (ceasarromero) HalfDork
6/11/12 5:28 p.m.

Battered and deep fried

Swank Force One MegaDork
6/11/12 5:28 p.m.

Pan fried, then on bread. Spam sammiches.

mad_machine MegaDork
6/11/12 5:46 p.m.

with bacon?

DrBoost MegaDork
6/11/12 5:47 p.m.

Toss is in the garbage and get something out of the litterbox to replace it.

friedgreencorrado UltimaDork
6/11/12 6:09 p.m.

Big in Hawaii.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNL5YTsEJno

peter Dork
6/11/12 6:19 p.m.

Pan fry with olive oil and garlic. If you want to go whole hog, add some chopped onion and red pepper to the fry/saute, then toss in some basil and oregano too. Serve over spaghetti. Surprisingly tasty. Make sure it crisps up a bit!

Grizz UberDork
6/11/12 6:19 p.m.

92CelicaHalfTrac wrote: Pan fried, then on bread. Spam sammiches.

This.

SyntheticBlinkerFluid UltimaDork
6/11/12 6:38 p.m.

Cut it into cubes, pan fry it, then mix it in with Mac and Cheese.

That's one of the many variations my grandma used to make. I love it.

driver109x HalfDork
6/11/12 6:47 p.m.

I love spam! But i dont eat it straight from the can...eeew. Thick slices and pan fry so its crispy on the outside. I know its wierd but i like to sprinkle some sugar on it before tossin it on the pan... glazed spam lol. Serve with eggs and toast (i prefer rice) for a yummy breakfast. Or just make a spam, egg and cheese sandwich. Another is to chop it up and make a spam omelette.

aircooled MegaDork
6/11/12 6:50 p.m.

Spam musubi is da kine bro.

fritzsch Dork
6/11/12 8:02 p.m.

spam and beans

Mndsm MegaDork
6/11/12 8:09 p.m.

Whatever you do, crisp it. Get the edges good and brown. I dig me some spam and eggs... little crispy bits. Awesome.

racerfink UltraDork
6/11/12 9:08 p.m.

How has this thread gone this long without THIS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE

ddavidv PowerDork
6/11/12 9:09 p.m.

You're all wrong. Bake it, like ham loaf. Coat it with a brown sugar glaze. That's how Mom used to make it.

MitchellC UberDork
6/12/12 12:05 a.m.

Over spicy ramen noodles; the good kind. Three days' worth of salt in one convenient bowl!

914Driver MegaDork
6/12/12 6:30 a.m.

http://www.spam.com/recipes

Derick Freese UltraDork
6/12/12 6:54 a.m.

Spam. You should make her Eat It. Maybe she's Addicted to Spuds?

Am I just too White and Nerdy for you guys? Maybe I should move to an Amish Paradise.

Gearheadotaku UltimaDork
6/12/12 7:27 a.m.

Derick Freese wrote: Spam. You should make her Eat It. Maybe she's Addicted to Spuds? Am I just too White and Nerdy for you guys? Maybe I should move to an Amish Paradise.

All this Weird Al makes it feel like Jr. High again. Damn I'm a nerd. Who remembers Dr. Demento?

RossD MegaDork
6/12/12 7:28 a.m.

The crispy parts are what make spam delicious. I'd vote for thiner slices...

Derick Freese UltraDork
6/12/12 7:38 a.m.

In reply to Gearheadotaku:

I have some Dr. Demento recorded on some cassettes. That makes me feel old. Shame I wasn't the one that did the recordings.

fasted58 MegaDork
6/12/12 7:42 a.m.

cube and fry it w/ bacon, add can of fav baked beans, yum

bluej UberDork
6/12/12 7:45 a.m.

Lightly cook tater tots in the oven. While they're cooking, pan fry 1/4 cubes of spam. Toss the tots in for the final crisping in the spam grease add onion/peppers to taste. Plate, then you can add any combo of ketchup/cheese/eggs on top. Enjoy your heart attack!