Pardon me, would you

happen to have any Grey Poupon...ice cream?

Not limited enough, I say.

I would eat the hell out of that.

I put brown mustard on everything, even pizza.

In reply to Pete. (l33t FS) :

Would you be my spirit animal? 

I was at Wal-Mart the other day and saw that ice cream and also saw this one mixed in with it.  I was in a hurry and didn't stop to see if it read " will not change your sexual orientation " like there unicorn ice cream  reads " does not contain unicorn"   I tired to find that forum post but was not successful .

In reply to hybridmomentspass :

Very creamy, not very mustard-y flavored. The pretzel bits are soggy. They need to talk to Ben and Jerry on preserving crunchy bits in ice cream. 

Wife got some. Not bad. Very meh. I had a couple bites and moved on to... any other frozen treat in our freezer.

Wife still hasn't finished it.

I think the texture is poor. Too hard. I'd say the above comment about poor mustard flavor and pretzel quality are accurate.

I saw the Pride ice cream too, but didnt read it

The actual ice cream flavor is Grey Poupon? No thank you, but if someone likes it, more power to them. I'd much prefer a vanilla ice cream with chocolate-covered pretzel bits. Call me boring.

Boy they could really run with a commercial for that ice cream.  Show the Rolls Royce with the window down the whole line " Do you have any Grey Poupon?"  Pan out to show an old school Ice cream truck with a clown ( I'm picturing Bozo or Crusty)  handing out that container.  Saying "but of course I do" honk honk  :0D 

In reply to hunter47 :

Perhaps a non-neutranive food varnish or semi-osmotic coating?

In reply to wawazat :

I'm no chemical engineer, but whatever Ben and Jerry's does to keep the waffle cone fresh in "Americone Dream" is what these guys need to do. 

The more I eat the more I taste the mustard flavor, it's not incredibly strong but it adds a complex flavor profile that I can't accurately describe. Would I get it again? No, the soggy pretzels are what brings it down.

Berk.

No.

hunter47 said:

In reply to wawazat :

I'm no chemical engineer, but whatever Ben and Jerry's does to keep the waffle cone fresh in "Americone Dream" is what these guys need to do.

Wait a minute, is this the same flavor as Oh Cone-ada?

Just found that it is!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Colbert%27s_AmeriCone_Dream

But of course!

I cant even eat mustard, but a gallon for 9.99, how could I go wrong!!!

In reply to GameboyRMH :

Yep, my absolute most favorite ice cream flavor.