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SyntheticBlinkerFluid
SyntheticBlinkerFluid PowerDork
9/11/13 11:04 a.m.
SilverFleet wrote: If PB & J is racist, what is PB & Fluff? I mean, Fluff is white. What about a PB & J & Fluff triple stacker sandwich? Is that socially acceptable to eat, or is it insinuating that I enjoy committing hate crimes?

No that's supporting Interracial Marriage and that's a whole other can of worms.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo MegaDork
9/11/13 11:05 a.m.

A lot of folks are claiming this story has been blown out of proportion, but honestly any money dumped into this kind of bullE36 M3 is one problem. The other problem is turning our kids into a bunch of berkeleying Bob Costas.

The_Jed
The_Jed SuperDork
9/11/13 12:02 p.m.

Look, it's a bread supremacist...GET HIM!!!!!

N Sperlo
N Sperlo MegaDork
9/11/13 12:03 p.m.

In reply to The_Jed:

U O Me Keyboard.

Knurled
Knurled UberDork
9/11/13 12:05 p.m.
aussiesmg wrote: OK what does that make a curried egg sandwich.

Sounds like what I'm going to make for lunch tomorrow.

Duke
Duke PowerDork
9/11/13 12:47 p.m.
SyntheticBlinkerFluid wrote: By Portland Public Schools? Or maybe just one school within the district. http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/09/15/Portland-Oregon-schools-spent-526-901-to-learn-that-pb-j-sandwiches-are-racist Seriously? What the hell is the problem with people?

This story originally came out at least a year ago...

The_Jed
The_Jed SuperDork
9/11/13 2:02 p.m.

In reply to N Sperlo:

dean1484
dean1484 PowerDork
9/11/13 2:39 p.m.

What is the world coming to. Next they will ban flufunutter's.. . .. .. . With bacon.

Sweet salty pea-nutty balcony goodness.. .. . . ummmmmmm Now I am hungry.

SyntheticBlinkerFluid
SyntheticBlinkerFluid PowerDork
9/11/13 4:07 p.m.
Duke wrote:
SyntheticBlinkerFluid wrote: By Portland Public Schools? Or maybe just one school within the district. http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/09/15/Portland-Oregon-schools-spent-526-901-to-learn-that-pb-j-sandwiches-are-racist Seriously? What the hell is the problem with people?
This story originally came out at least a year ago...

Yes that was pointed out in the beginning of the thread. I didn't see that when I originally read and posted it.

wbjones
wbjones PowerDork
9/11/13 8:06 p.m.

year old, or brand new ... it's still totally asinine that that much money (any money for that matter) was spent on bullE36 M3 like that

AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair PowerDork
9/12/13 9:30 a.m.

so is the old high school prank of finding the jar of PB at a house party and sticking your dick in it a hate crime?

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
9/12/13 9:38 a.m.
AngryCorvair wrote: so is the old high school prank of finding the jar of PB at a house party and sticking your dick in it a hate crime?

No, but it would make a hilarious parody of the old Reeses "Two great tastes" commercials if you had a brown dick.

Duke
Duke PowerDork
9/12/13 9:46 a.m.
AngryCorvair wrote: so is the old high school prank of finding the jar of PB at a house party and sticking your dick in it a hate crime?

No, because average Americans eat peanut butter, and nothing is a hate crime when you do it against average Americans.

yamaha
yamaha PowerDork
9/12/13 9:56 a.m.

Page 4 before this was posted, berkeley me, you guys are slipping.

Knurled
Knurled UberDork
9/12/13 12:24 p.m.
yamaha wrote: Page 4 before this was posted, berkeley me, you guys are slipping.

Page 1:

Knurled wrote: I wonder if baseball bats are racist.
Kenny_McCormic
Kenny_McCormic SuperDork
9/12/13 12:29 p.m.

White people are crazy, stuff gets easier the sooner you accept that.

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury MegaDork
9/12/13 12:31 p.m.

Im eating a hatewich right now! tastes like discrimination...with no preservatives!

Swank Force One
Swank Force One MegaDork
9/12/13 12:54 p.m.

I'm eating my lunch right now.

HaterAde, Peanut butter and ujelly sammich, with a side of umad fries.

yamaha
yamaha PowerDork
9/12/13 1:00 p.m.

In reply to Knurled:

Still didn't see any mention of the pbjt.....

All this talk makes me hungry for a pb&j.......now to find someone that isn't white to make it for me.

Beer Baron
Beer Baron UltimaDork
9/12/13 2:53 p.m.
Swank Force One wrote: I'm eating my lunch right now. HaterAde...

My flatmate in Germany actually liked to drink that stuff.

Knurled
Knurled UberDork
9/12/13 4:33 p.m.
yamaha wrote: In reply to Knurled: Still didn't see any mention of the pbjt.....

Ever listen to the lyrics?

Peanut butter jelly Peanut butter jelly Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat

confuZion3
confuZion3 SuperDork
9/12/13 10:47 p.m.
Knurled wrote:
yamaha wrote: In reply to Knurled: Still didn't see any mention of the pbjt.....
Ever listen to the lyrics? *Peanut butter jelly* *Peanut butter jelly* *Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat*

I heard it once when it was not in the crazy fast format. Instead, it was slowed down quite a bit with maybe a guitar and a bass playing some crunchy beat along with it. It was really cool, but I could never find it again.

In fact, five confuZion dollars go to the first one on here to post a link to the version I just referenced.

Fueled by Caffeine
Fueled by Caffeine MegaDork
9/13/13 5:37 a.m.
N Sperlo wrote: The other problem is turning our kids into a bunch of berkeleying Bob Costas.

That's parents in general.

berkeley. If I meet another millennial that asks about work life balance in an interview I'm going to kill. Or bring their parents to an interview.

Dear moronic parents,

Your kid graduated college and is now a pseudo adult. If you come to he interview I will mock you and then not hire your child ever.

Sincerely,

Another parent.

z31maniac
z31maniac UltimaDork
9/13/13 6:17 a.m.

So...........how racist is this?

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Knurled
Knurled UberDork
9/13/13 6:53 a.m.
Fueled by Caffeine wrote: Dear moronic parents, Your kid graduated college and is now a pseudo adult. If you come to he interview I will mock you and then not hire your child ever. Sincerely, Another parent.

I still laugh about the guy calling about a starter for an S6.

Starter for an S6 is 22 hours labor because you have to remove the passenger side turbo, and to do that you have to unbolt the subframe and lift the car off of the drivetrain.

"That's a lot of money,can you do any better? It's my son's car and he's out of work right now, he needs the car so he can get to interviews..."

Really. Your son had skills enough to have a good enough job where he could buy an $80,000 car... and you have to call around for him?

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