Porn at the pump

No really!!!!! Like as in the X rated stuff. I will back up a second and explain.

As some of you know I help out at a friends gas station on Saturdays.

So about 4:30 or so and a silver A6??? rolled up to the pumps. The driver is an attractive 40 or possibly 50 something woman. Well dressed but casual. Like a day out with the girls type attire. Nothing out of the ordinary. I greet her but she seems distracted but I finally get that she wants to fill it with premium and I get her credit card. I get the thing going and start walking back to see if she wants a receipt. As I come back up to her window I am greeted with a very explicit porn being viewed on her LARGE cell phone. Like there was no question as to what the content was. So I back up a step and walk wide of the car almost up to the side view mirror and try to get her attention but she was glued to the cell phone. Needless to say I quickly gave up on that and just went back around the back of the car. I double checked through the rear window and I was not mistaken as to what I saw the first time.

I am like really!!!! You need a porn brake while filling the tank? I guess it is better than watching while driving but really?

When the pump clicked off and the car was full I rattled and banged and made as much racket taking the filler out and watched as she seemed to have been startled and quickly put the phone down. I brought her a receipt anyway . .

This is one o more than a couple stories I can tell when working the pumps. You meet all types at a full service station!!!!

I am disappointed that she was watching porn and not making porn. But only a little bit.

Maybe she had gotten that texted to her from Anthony Weiner.

Did it appear to be porn of the garden variety or did she seem to be a fan of the all girl team.

Dusterbd13 wrote: Wish that this kind of thing surprised me these days. It doesn't. After 15 years of working with the mentally ill, deviants, and dregs ofssociety, only people being decent, kind human beings really surprise me. And that is very sad.

I don't know that her watching porn makes her an unkind, indecent human being. Maybe a bit tacky in the location department but I don't think anythings wrong with her.

In reply to joey48442:

Not what I meant to imply by my post. More that I have been desensitized to those kinds of actions by the general population, and being suprised by what most take for granted as sstandard behaviors.

No harm meant to the random lady.

I will delete the post so it doesn't give the wrong impression of what I really mean/think/believe as I cant convey It well this evening.

You didn't offer to make a pron video with her?

Dusterbd13 wrote: In reply to joey48442: Not what I meant to imply by my post. More that I have been desensitized to those kinds of actions by the general population, and being suprised by what most take for granted as sstandard behaviors. No harm meant to the random lady. I will delete the post so it doesn't give the wrong impression of what I really mean/think/believe as I cant convey It well this evening.

Ah, I see what your saying. I suppose I'm not too supposed either. Though I would be a bit thrown off by it!

I was on the highway one night, and looked over, and someone was watching porn on the DVD player on the back of a minivan. I thought that was amusing.

In reply to dean1484:

Really, that's then end of the story? Seems like a perfect Amy-opportunity...

What? you don't sext your wife?

She clearly wanted you to see it. Take it as a compliment.

Many years ago a buddy worked at a full service station here in town. Early one morning, a regular screeched in, yelling she was late and please hurry up. So my bud fills the tank, walks to the driver's window and sees she is nude from the waist down. He says 'look down', she says 'what?' he says 'look down' again. She does, screams, throws the car in gear and hauls ass. His guess: she overslept and just forgot to put on anything below the waist in her hurry to get to work or wherever.

You know how many people I've seen diddling their digits in traffic from the cab of the dump truck I drove in Chicago?

We had a lady come into the quick-lube I worked at. She drove a red Trans Am GTA. She ALWAYS pit her left leg up on the sill so we could see that she was going commando.

bentwrench wrote: You didn't offer to make a pron video with her?

yeah, i thought you said it was a 'full service' gas station!

Wasn't it a thing in blinged out escalades rollin' on 22's a few years ago to have a porno constantly playing on their back seat screens? I remember seeing it several times.

She was being discrete, might even have been her socially awkward way of letting you know she wanted to "party".

Just remember the 1st amendment is about protecting the obscene and offensive not stuff you talk about with grandma, and I for one am a first amendment advocate, I'd call porno freedom of expression.

The gas station is one of the few places that provides a complete cross section of society.

she was probably just seeing what kind of "art films" her daughter was making to pay her way thru college..

You meet the nicest people at gas stations.

I'm guessing she needed both tanks filled.

It's pretty obvious that she was using the porn as a conversation starter and wanted the pump jockey to check her oil.

Is it bad that I am more surprised that there are still full service stations than the fact that people watch porn in public?

pinchvalve wrote: Is it bad that I am more surprised that there are still full service stations than the fact that people watch porn in public?

I just assumed (incorrectly based on the profile info) he was from New Jersey.

This thread needs Amys.

Grtechguy wrote: What? you don't sext your wife?

Not since my daughter aged into being nosy as hell.