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Rusty 914 for $5500?

I don't know if I could get that for my rust free 57,000 mile unit.

http://neworleans.craigslist.org/cto/3578288459.html

I love Alfas, even the ones with "wrong wheel drive", but come on.

11000$...

That actually appears to be a decent price for it. I've seen others for sale near me for anywhere from 6 to 14k.

Ballin!!!!!!

look lifted limo on 24s ballin - $4000 (georgia)

i have a 87 lincoln towncar limo with 30 inches of lift sitting on 24s car can b drove 80 down interstate all work done proffsinally give me a call all trades and offers considerd 912-288-1785

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cto/3630350493.html

SWEETEST TRUCK AROUD

http://knoxville.craigslist.org/cto/3631291631.html

http://tucson.craigslist.org/cto/3585542997.html

Clearly worth it, great deal at $35500?? some people.

not sure what's going on here.

http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/bar/3675362161.html

I would try to hide it as well... http://akroncanton.craigslist.org/cto/3620514060.html

It's JDM, yo! JDMz

Moar pics! ENOUGH SAID! http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/cto/3628837776.html

I shook my head so hard I hurt my back. "The Punisher" logo caps it off.

1969 Plymouth Satellite - $9000 (Loganville) http://atlanta.craigslist.org/eat/cto/3632918787.html

In reply to Gasoline:

Something must be wrong with me, if it weren't for the punisher logo and the bullets (i think thats what those are?) me likey. Don't try to scame him, hes too smart for teh scames!!

http://tucson.craigslist.org/cto/3677848612.html Im selling a sweet head turning truck.I built tis truck with on thing on my mind. stealth. all the interior is black. there is nothing left to fix on this truck.

the grammer...argghhhhhh

"like i sed new headders eng mount for v8 sb chevy" http://knoxville.craigslist.org/cto/3666875662.html

1977 Chevy Dually

What a steal! He also goes off on someone who made a post complaining of the price...

I JUST WENT OVER THE WHOLE ENTIRE BODY IT HAD FEW SPOT OF RUST IN THE BOTTOM WHICH WAS CUT OFF AND WELDED WITH SHEET METAL THE WAY IS DONE IN CUBA

Only $10,995!

World's Cleanest C4 Vette

Pics are terrible but somehow it's worth $18,000! Maybe there is a kilo of coke hidden in there!

Not Craigslist, but it's hard to beat a Colorado Bandit edition

It gets better.

Zomby Woof wrote: It gets better.

Better?

That right there is why 90%... oh nevermind.

tuna55 wrote:

Zomby Woof wrote: It gets better.

Better? That right there is why 90%... oh nevermind.

I saw Calgary, I thought, well, I've seen worse from cowboy types...then I saw the seat covers.

It's back! I posted this a couple of months ago, but I only had a link to the ad. (and at the time, I think he was asking 14k.)

Customized CHRYSLER PT Cruiser Limited Edition with less than 56000 miles, - Fully loaded, factory equipped w/5 speed manual over drive transmission, original owner!!!

• MOSS® Jackson Racing Supercharger note: factory manifold, air filter, etc. (return to stock) included
• KASEI Racing Tune & GT® forged 17" alloy wheels
• KUMHO ECSTA® 235/45ZR17 94Y
• H&R® lowering kit
• H&R® sway bars
• Centerforce® Dual Friction clutch
• BASSANI® dual exhaust
• Power Slot® slotted brake rotors
• EBC Green Stuff ® brake pads
• Hurst® shifter
• StreetGlow® undercar and hood LED's
• Custom front fascia and hood bra
• MetalCrafter's® 6 piece ground effects package
• OEM Graphic Flame Kit
• Colgan® Custom Flame Instrument Package
• Custom LED tail lights
• Polished s/s fuel filler door
• Pillar mounted instrument pod with boost and shift gauges

Call 636-825-2236 leave message - all calls returned. If you don't hear from me it's because you're message was not recorded properly...call back!

Asking $9900 OBO... not interested in any trades, sorry. Terms cash only!

1971 VW ROLLS ROYCE - $9000 (PERRY)

http://macon.craigslist.org/cto/3676171424.html

That beetle looks kinda cool. Nowhere near $9000 cool though.

The most delusional seller ever:

http://portland.craigslist.org/yam/cto/3669956198.html

1974 Javelin Most Parts Included (some extras) 304 Engine- rebuilt (12 years ago but never ran)

Research on eBay shows that if I were to part it out, just the major parts alone (hood, chrome pieces, seats, console, dashboard, mirrors, trunk lid, fenders, etc.) would be worth over $5,000.00.

I do not wish to part it out. I would like for this vehicle to remain intact and original.

There were very few of these manufactured and therefore 38 years later VERY FEW remaining.

I started sanding the car down to bare metal, so what you see is only surface rust. Pics show the only two spots where it has rusted through. No it was not in a fire.

Not looking for $5,000, just make me an offer that I will know you are not going to just crush it. If I wanted that to happen to it I could do it myself. Thanks for looking.

My number is 503-550-0118. Call or text for more information.

Hot rod, vintage, muscle car, street rod, project car

Another one of those "make offers"

BMW 540i

CL Seller said: T3dxq-3736464974@sale.craigslist.org Posted: 2013-04-11, 7:42AM EDT bmw 540i - $1 (lenoir) I have a project car bmw that I have and i just don't have the time for it. I lost the key to it and the fuel pump is bad on it. (What a mechanic told me) my lose is your gain. Make me a offer. *clean title in hand as well Also the car does not run and without the key it will need to be towed Willing to work with anyone that will make a reasonable offer Location: lenoir it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests Posting ID: 3736464974 Posted: 2013-04-11, 7:42AM EDT

I spoke to the seller this morning about a price range and his response was "Just taking offers"

So I offered a dollar since that‘s what they have in the ad . That and it doesn't run and no keys . . .

Rare Dodge with rare engine: ONLY 300 MADE

In reply to stanger_missle:

It's one of those chevy powered dodge unicorns! Very valuable!

In reply to stanger_missle:

It's one of those chevy powered dodge unicorns! Very valuable!