Post your delusional Craigslist finds here

What? How much? Two GRAND?

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cto/4347065821.html

After looking through the "rollin heavy" thread, I found myself trolling CL for old vans (specifically old Dodge vans). I ran across this:

Camouflage Van

You stay classy Florida!

http://gulfport.craigslist.org/cto/4341057993.html

NMNA. Maybe get a Jag (or hold a title, can't tell) and definitely get $500. There's no downside!

In reply to Mike:

WTF is happening there!

In reply to singleslammer:

I wonder if it works.

Yeah....$10500......

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/wvl/cto/4321999883.html

Mike wrote: http://gulfport.craigslist.org/cto/4341057993.html NMNA. Maybe get a Jag (or hold a title, can't tell) and definitely get $500. There's no downside!

You cosign a $5,000 note, he disappears; your credit is trashed and you're holding a $2500 car.

Where do I sign?

One of a kind? Whew! That's a relief. Hopefully I will never have to see it in person.

http://richmond.craigslist.org/cto/4389440704.html

In reply to 1988RedT2:

Nice V6! I'm sure that is an SE with the monsterous 2.7L V6 hauling around 2+ tons. I like how he posed the car in front of his sponsor

In reply to 1988RedT2:

Bob Glidden wants his hood scoop back.

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/cto/4416762681.html

Umm...maybe have someone else look over your text before posting. I assume they meant to type "raped ape", which is already a weird enough way to say "fast".

In reply to eastsidemav:

That thing says "date rape" all over it!

I found this Miata that come with a sequential turbo.

I bet it will bolt right up. What is that Siamese turbo thing anyway?

http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/cto/4422855602.html

bgkast wrote: In reply to eastsidemav: That thing says "date rape" all over it!

I sure wouldn't go check it out alone. Not to mention, $3500 for a wrecked C4 seems pretty delusional by itself, never mind the "rape date".

Yeah, that will sale.

http://altoona.craigslist.org/cto/4399191830.html

In reply to ScreaminE:

I would have bought it if he would have put the windshield banner in the center and not off to the right. Just ruins it.

In reply to nicksta43: Sorry son he's at the next level. You can't understand the mods made at that level. Its OK happens to lots of people still at the previous level.

In reply to eastsidemav:

It is Milford, after all.

eastsidemav wrote: http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/cto/4416762681.html Umm...maybe have someone else look over your text before posting. I assume they meant to type "raped ape", which is already a weird enough way to say "fast".

in his defense if i was on a "rape date" i would probably be running pretty fast...

Got to be someone from this site -

Only pic of the car. Yes, a Biturbo.

But it gets better, not only is he selling a '85 Maserati BiTurbo, but in the same ad he is selling a 1972 Lotus Europa and a Sportster (but suprisingly not a Iron Head).

MINI PONTOON BOAT - $3750 (mcdonough)

1953 pontiac cheifton

monknomo wrote: 1953 pontiac cheifton Complete with what? yard debris inside?

Wts my miata. Looking to buy a four door for the family. 216000 miles and has been my daily driverfor two years. Everythings maintained. New radiator. New short ram air filter. new clutch. New viscous LSD, including entire housing. New ball joints in front. One new lower control arm. New plugs. New plug wires. New light housing. Top mount strut bar. New European coliovers. ( get you less than an inch off the ground) And brand new effect 5 spoke rims. I purchased the car for $2000 stock entirely. I took all the paint off of the fenders and rusted it out and plasti dipped the front bumper, hood, trunk, and rear bumper. if your interested in a miata that's definitely one of a kind, send me a text with your offer.

I offer $5

For $5000, I'd expect such luxuries as a front bumper and hood.

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/eat/cto/4410509647.html

And another 240SX doesn't run, but he's asking $2800.

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/eat/cto/4439151243.html