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Hal wrote: Based on what I could find on the internet he has an extra zero in the price.

I hope so considering you can buy a new one for ~$5k.

We just picked up an early Boxster and this advertisement always wowed me while I was searching. $70,000 for a 2000 Boxster???? Remove a zero and I would probably still skip over the ad.

http://orlando.craigslist.org/cto/4539988306.html

http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/4549342316.html

stanger_missle wrote: 2005 Dodge Magnum I think I found the 700hp Corvette guy's Florida cousin. Is this some kind of math I don't know about?

It's called "riceboy math." You add up all the manufacturer's "up to" claims to the original rated horsepower of your engine to find your new horsepower.

http://columbus.craigslist.org/mcy/4581884012.html

Ad said: This is a very rare vintage scooter that I picked up at a yard sale. I don't know a lot about it it is a 2 cycle motor, it has all the bells and whistles ,headlight ,horn ,signals, and brake light. The scooter runs very good has front and rear disc brakes. Was probably top of the line when it was built. Thank you very much

It's only $200 but I was expecting something very different when I clicked on "Very rare vintage scooter."

In reply to nicksta43: I am afraid of what the inside smells like. The back of the seat and carpet does not look like it was unused in one way or another. I do like it. I would hope thats a 351 in there!

Nice van, does that cool looking badger come with it? Haha

http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/pts/4594144613.html

Wheels/Tire packages on Craigslist have gotten ridiculously high lately. Do people actually sell their E36 M3 (s-word) rims with all-season worn out tires for $800?

http://wilmington.craigslist.org/boa/4597356160.html

"i have a canoo pretty good shape $ 100 firm or will trade for kyake"

damaged carbon fiber shell of a 2003 mosler mt900 that was plastered over to use as a shell for other molds - $10,000 http://richmond.craigslist.org/cto/4613369605.html

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/cto/4616369902.html

1976 Datsun Pickup - $1995 (plymouth)

https://boise.craigslist.org/cto/4622276495.html $8000

Seller said: has a "Rada" widebody kit By Atlas this is the good one 2000$ kit professionally installed and body work done completed

Yep, looks professional and completed

Yugo: http://asheville.craigslist.org/cto/4574118522.html

Tastefully moded. ha ha. Because Stanced, Rolled, and Matte metallic paint are all "tasteful"

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/cto/4637789399.html

In reply to singleslammer:

And from 5 feet away the poor prep disappears... yes that's in the ad.

Jeep Rubicon wheels?

In reply to singleslammer:

Even better-New oil pan that is sealed shut so extractor must be used for oil changes

OoooKay! That's a great idea. So you can't change the oil yourself and there is 10's of thousands of miles of sludge on the bottom of the pan that will never be drained.

In reply to singleslammer:

The guy actually said "cooling system is new including crack pipe"

http://grandforks.craigslist.org/cto/4639840247.html

nice truck but $10k

not really a delusional find. more like an A+ would buy find but I'm still a few months out from pulling the trigger on another car. I have been all over the board on shopping but am currently narrowed in on Crown vics and the like.

2008 Ford Crown Victoria P71 Police interceptor - $4750 http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/cto/4643141146.html

Was trying to find a more loaded civilian model like an LX sport but god damn some of these undercover P71s look realllly nice for the price. I feel like I should be buying this now and turning right around to sell my current car instead of waiting a few months as planned.

NSU Sport Prinz

http://greenville.craigslist.org/pts/4647353086.html

Very rare 40,000 pistons...

In reply to tuna55:

Looks like they fit the rare small block 350 V7.

27 TV screens in this car. WTF.

http://corpuschristi.craigslist.org/cto/4664677970.html

Sine_Qua_Non wrote: 27 TV screens in this car. WTF. http://corpuschristi.craigslist.org/cto/4664677970.html

That thing is actually physically painful to look at. Especially those wheels.