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deveous9 wrote: 20,000 dollars for a Porsche 944, NO THANK YOU! I bought my 944 for 400 bucks from the original owner. The catch was that the clutch didn't work but I fixed it and it worked like new.

I'm with you. Bought my '83 with 66K miles for $1200. Still not into it for $2000 with a new clutch and some other work.

Spell Fail...

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/cto/1409862635.html

Rusty_Rabbit84 wrote: Spell Fail... http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/cto/1409862635.html

This has got to be a prank aimed at getting people to laugh at his ad so hard they forward it to everyone. He seems to have a real talent for finding unflattering photos of the car, too:

And he wants 18K??? Rusting at the wheel well, Florida plate, so big bucks to transfer into NY. I think the bad spelling is just one sign of his stooopid.

Rusty_Rabbit84 wrote: $9,000!!! for a Cavalier.... C'mon....

Cocaine Smoking Seller said: Im selling a custom built 2002 chevy cavalier, 2.2 automatic with 84,xxx miles on it. complete custom interior, black and red carbon fiber. over 2k into stereo, rear view mirror monitor. double din dvd player, monitor in the trunk, (2) rockford p3's, infinity kappa speakers, jvc arsenal 6x9's, mtx amp, clarion amp, kinetik battery, set up for playstation. altezza lights, spoiler, full custom body kit, camaro SS style ram air hood, welded on 90 degree lambo doors (GTFactory diablo hinges),american racing rims, 10.5mm plug wires. rockford punch mat noise deadener (lined the entire trunk and inside of car). Raised Flame graphics in headlier and raised bow-ties in visors. will consider trades for other show cars, street rod, muscle cars, rat rod, scion TC, AWD Turbo cars, or anything else that migh catch my eye let me know what you have.

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/dak/cto/1405274615.html

Wow, I felt like I wasted time/money in high school when I tried to bondo the rust holes of my Cavy. This guy went above and beyond that.

cwh wrote: And he wants 18K??? Rusting at the wheel well, Florida plate, so big bucks to transfer into NY. I think the bad spelling is just one sign of his stooopid.

No, he wants 18 dollars. I think that's reasonable.

He also said price is neg. now low ball.

Here's another crazy unrealistic 944:

http://boston.craigslist.org/sob/ctd/1431225805.html

Really? 18 Grand for some heavy rims, a roll bar and some seats?

Carrera4 wrote: Here's another crazy unrealistic 944: http://boston.craigslist.org/sob/ctd/1431225805.html Really? 18 Grand for some heavy rims, a roll bar and some seats?

ROFL! It's a dealer. They see the Porsche nameplate and their dreams get really big...

The reason for such a high asking price is because the previous owner sold his soul to the devil for this Posche. You are not only getting a simple car for 18K, your also getting a dumb mans soul for 18k.

Carrera4 wrote: Here's another crazy unrealistic 944: http://boston.craigslist.org/sob/ctd/1431225805.html Really? 18 Grand for some heavy rims, a roll bar and some seats?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A

In reply to Carrera4:

Wow, that 944 gets around- a few months ago, it was being offered by a used car dealer in Denver. At least, I hope there is not more than one out there with that particular combination of interior modifications

http://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/cto/1428891568.html

944 Porsche 1984 Fully Restored - $21500 (Delray Beach)

Suuurrree!

dimeadozen wrote: In reply to Carrera4: Wow, that 944 gets around- a few months ago, it was being offered by a used car dealer in Denver. At least, I hope there is not more than one out there with that particular combination of interior modifications

Maybe scammers are borrowing it for photos? That might make them the dumbest scammers on the planet to ask for that much for it...

http://flint.craigslist.org/cto/1432493902.html

Ok, it's been hit in the front, had the title salvaged, hit in the rear as well. One of those hits was hard enough to break the seat frame. The rear is rusting badly, it needs a rear hatch and evertyhing that's associated with it. The current owner doesn't even KNOW how many miles are on it, and it has a blown motor!

The $20K 944 makes another round:

http://nh.craigslist.org/cto/1526344100.html

Price reduced to $18999

that isn't just a 944, it is a 951 turbo, and it looks in GREAT shape. Probably doesnt warrant 19 grand, but it is a nice car.

OK, just for giggles, here is one that could be a real deal. http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/cto/1523545982.html 1300.00 for one with electrical issues.

This is a reminder not to post ads on craigslist while drunk:

http://cleveland.craigslist.org/cto/1524652647.html

Not a car, but car related:

http://louisville.craigslist.org/tls/1530045593.html

http://tampa.craigslist.org/psc/cto/1535690885.html

Seriously... where's the rest of the truck and you want what for $800?

Mark

Best "crack pipe" deal on CL I have seen was a guy selling OEM MKIV GTI wheels with falken ziex tires (pretty cheap, even in 17"), and he was asking $1700 FIRM for the wheels, seemingly based on what the dealer charges for a new old stock wheel + tire cost.

I sent him an email telling him I can get a set of BBS wheels off of a PVW feature car for that much on vwvortex, and his wheels will sell for roughly what he paid for the tires + $75. He wasn't too thrilled with what I sent him, and did not believe me, so I posted no less than a dozen links. His ad disappeared into cyberspace shortly after that.

Heres a good one: http://omaha.craigslist.org/wan/1535005278.html

I am currently making a everyday jetta into a beast! it is now got rims and window tint. underglow. it added around 30hp and 20lbs of torque or so.... its tight. but anyways its fast and beats alot of cars. so i just need any parts for my beast. mayb some stickers or crome pieces. including exhaust tips )crome) maybe some blue or red seats covers with flames. blue or red steering wheel cover and more neons for my dash board. just no ricer E36 M3. THANKS DAN C.

In reply to DukeOfUndersteer:

30 hp and 20 torques is a lot for tint and neon. I would have figured maybe 10 hp and 8 ft.lbs. myself.

http://hartford.craigslist.org/grd/1538907372.html

Jaw Crusher?

I don't know what it does, but I want one.