Post your delusional Craigslist finds here

http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/cto/1812315850.html

Seriously? Rebuilt/Salvage title? Just a little rust?

Am I the one on drugs because I think this guy is an idiot?

Mark

http://ithaca.craigslist.org/cto/1746123660.html

'91 miata for $9800

G. T. F. O.

neon4891 wrote: G. T. F. O.

Someone was paying attention: "flagged for removal"

vladha wrote: http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/cto/1812315850.html Seriously? Rebuilt/Salvage title? Just a little rust? Am I the one on drugs because I think this guy is an idiot? Mark

Welcome to the Land of E30M3 . . .where the ratboxes will cost you $5-7K . . .

shadetree30 wrote:

neon4891 wrote: G. T. F. O.

Someone was paying attention: "flagged for removal"

Yeah, I flaged his 3 adds over the last month. Next time he posts I'm tempted to "Low Ball" him with edmunds TMV

http://longisland.craigslist.org/cto/1788959560.html

OP? or is it just me?

vladha wrote: http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/cto/1812315850.html Seriously? Rebuilt/Salvage title? Just a little rust? Am I the one on drugs because I think this guy is an idiot? Mark

seller said: the engine has about 110k and chaise 135k

Did they take the stock seats out to fit the chaise?

1973 Volkswagen Beetle - $2990 = This guy is smoking crack for $2990.

VW Beetle Beaters used to cost $500

1973 Volkswagen Beetle Project Car. The engine is a 1969 with a 4 speed transmission, new starter, rebuilt carb. The engine runs but is out of the car. 2 new axel shafts included. The body has 103,000 miles with no rust but the floors need work. Will need a new passenger side running board. I can help arrange shipping. For more information call 219-310-4132 or click here http://www.haggleme.com/cart.php?target=product&product_id=1376&substring=1973

AWESOME MR2 YOU WONT FIND ONE LIKE IT

ice 2002 toyota mr2 small fender bender 17,811 miles looking for 10,000 cash firm or a nice iron horse

http://nh.craigslist.org/cto/1831792655.html

Had to bump this up with this gem: http://newyork.craigslist.org/fct/cto/1887880334.html

Show truck? $17K? Good thing the price might be negotiable after viewing the truck...

I think they were going for 'cute', and perhaps 'funny'....but it just sounds creepy.

"HELLO EVERYBODY,

I am a beautiful white 1990 toyota cressida RWD. I love my master very much but due to some reasons I am leaving him...I AM VERY SOFT AND DEPENDABLE. I can assure you for a lifetime guarantee.I would love the new master more than the old one.

LOOKING FORWARD TO THE NEW MASTER"

Very Delusional... $14,000 for a E30 325e?

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cto/1854789337.html

Dent free Exterior (originally blue/silver) has been completely repainted with racing stripes replicating the German flag(rally-style). The roof is Red, Black and Yellow as well as the side mirrors and along the side of the hood and trunk. Both the front and back original BMW symbol has been replaced with a carbon fiber one. Headlights have been updated with HID lights "angel eyes" and currently have red LED as a halo. The front license plate holder has been replaced with a strip that is even/smooth from left to right. The rear tail lights are smoke-red. All wheels are 18" black powder coated (paint won't come off) and the outer lip has a yellow and red stripe. Both back tires are brand new and the front tires have 90%+ tread remaining. The interior was originally navy blue. All interior parts including (but not limited to) seats, door panels, head rests and the dashboard have been replaced with hand-sewn red and black leather. All floor mats have been custom made and are black with a red "BMW" logo. The roof (interior) was also replaced with an ivory/off-white suede. The headrests all read "M3" including the two back seats which were not originally included with any BMW of that year. The steering wheel is hand stitched, as well as the shift knob and hand break. The steering wheel has the German striping on the bottom and the M striping on the top of the wheel (also hand-sewn). Both seals on the front and back windshield have been replaced as well as the sunroof seal. The engine is original and is in excellent condition. Recently a tune-up was performed and items such as the timing belt and water pump were replaced. Mileage is no longer counted but is estimated at 150,000. The car has German suspension including Bilstein shocks and H&R springs. This car rides extremely well and has given us no problems. Regular maintenance is performed to ensure that it stays that way. The idea is not to sell this car as a commuter car, rather as something someone can show off and maybe do an engine upgrade; and it is definitely one of the kind. The stereo is an upgraded kenwood, and the speakers are infinity as well as an amplifier and a subwoofer in the trunk. New front and reat bumper spoiler was recently added as well. If you want any more information, photos or to see the car, please email me.

Rat Rod? Um, not really... My question is, why? Rat rod drift car

It's a project car, but "don't wate my time with questions" on a 633??? ok, http://newhaven.craigslist.org/cto/1888435242.html

hobiercr wrote: Rat Rod? Um, not really... My question is, why? Rat rod drift car

I don't even care. That is beyond awesome.

$1000 Foil Motorcycle

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1988 BMW E30 M3 - $20900 (Salem NH)

http://nh.craigslist.org/cto/1908020561.html

Stop smoking crack.

pete240z wrote: 1973 Volkswagen Beetle - $2990 = This guy is smoking crack for $2990. VW Beetle Beaters used to cost $500

I wanted an aircooled when I was a teen. Saw them all the time in the paper for $100, 200. Then, as I was preparing to strike, the New Beetle came out, and suddenly all the aircooled prices went through the roof. Rusted out junk couldn't be had for under $1000, usually a bunch more.

$3k for an aircooled sounds about right...

Non-running 1987 yugo - $3250

These things were about $3000 new right?

http://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/cto/1860780699.html

He says it has just a spot of rust in the right rear quarter panel. OH, really?

http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/cto/1901135806.html

Not necessarily a bad buy, just funny.

hobiercr wrote: Rat Rod? Um, not really... My question is, why? Rat rod drift car

I see your point, but that would make a really sweet street rod.

http://lexington.craigslist.org/cto/1911562982.html

CL ad said: good title with a great v6 motor and trans..it is a automatic.the frame is straight and the car is drivable..the tires,rims and hood are garage kept..serious calles pls

Here's a funny one I saw today... "good daily driver" with no title. Where do you drive it with no title? On the up side Per might be able to use it as a parts car! $650 does sound like a good deal.

http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/cto/1910271039.html

runs good daily driver coloer white black interrior 2.0 liter motor 5 speed trani custom rims tires lowered adjustable runs good willing to part out or trade worth over 3000 just want gone.the bad no tittle.call 904 229 8910 ask for sean no text or e mail.what u have to trade

EvanB wrote: http://lexington.craigslist.org/cto/1911562982.html

CL ad said: good title with a great v6 motor and trans..it is a automatic.the frame is straight and the car is drivable..the tires,rims and hood are garage kept..serious calles pls

Thank goodness the hood and wheels were kept inside. It will look brand new when you bolt those on...

bravenrace wrote:

hobiercr wrote: Rat Rod? Um, not really... My question is, why? Rat rod drift car

I see your point, but that would make a really sweet street rod.

What are the rear intakes for? Not VW powered.