Post your delusional Craigslist finds here

Not so much delusional, just what the hell is that woman doing?

http://chambana.craigslist.org/cto/1915802066.html

Learn to drive a manual car by buying this automatic BMW!

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/cto/1917068177.html

1995 BMW 540 Passed inspection 2 weeks ago. Clean carfax. Last 3 guys who were gonna buy were no shows.

Engine: V8, 4.0 Liter (Seductively fast)

Automatic Transmission OR you can drive it manually. Your choice, great for beginners to learn to drive stick!

Drive train: RWD

Options include: Traction control, Air conditioning, Power Windows, Seats, Locks and Doors, Telescoping Wheel, Cruise Control, AM/FM stereo with Casette, 6 disc CD changer, Dual Airbags, ABS (4 - wheel), Heated Leather seats, Sun Roof, Premium wheels w/Custom Rims, and an Integrated phone!

New tires, brakes, radiator, etc. NO lights are on!

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/zip/1923340978.html lol

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Might pick that up myself :P

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/cto/1922976899.html

87 RX-7 GSL $600 - he's advertised it before with no takers yet. now to the warped part. engine no worky, but it does have the best interior of 5 examples he has owned. of the 5 pics in the ad, do you think there is even one of the interior? no, of course not!

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/cto/1930016043.html

always said that nephew Reggie was trouble.

Here's a good one:

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/ctd/1958867832.html

$12K for a 127,000 mile miata with routine maintenance and common upgrades. I love when people think that bolting all that stuff on, somehow doubles the value of the car. I Sold my 2000 Miata with same mileage and more performance modifications for only $7500 like 4 years ago. This car should be selling for about $5000 max. Sorry you spent $2500 on a paint job - what are you hiding under it??

Mostly destroyed 83 Golf for $4100. But it comes with a free pumpkin!:

http://dayton.craigslist.org/cto/1959447869.html

$2K for this abortion of a non-running CRX?

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/cto/1945339225.html

PubBurgers wrote: $2K for this abortion of a non-running CRX? http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/cto/1945339225.html

Comes with a ported SI head that he just hasn't put on yet. Hmmm... last time i checked, a B series head won't exactly fit on a D series engine, but then again, the same kind of thinking makes one believe that car is worth 2K i suppose...

He's probably referring to the D16A6 head. US-spec rexes didn't come with a B-series.

Way overpriced though. I like how he says the price is firm because "I know what I have" in the same paragraph where he admits it won't start and that the body is mostly primer.

PubBurgers wrote: Mostly destroyed 83 Golf for $4100. But it comes with a free pumpkin!: http://dayton.craigslist.org/cto/1959447869.html

Yes, but he's keeping the passenger side seat cover. That's a deal-breaker for me.

PubBurgers wrote: $2K for this abortion of a non-running CRX? http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/cto/1945339225.html

That guy's yard: where cool cars go to die .

Also, the Golf pumpkin/seat cover ad is brilliant. I honestly can't tell if he's genuinely deluded, or taking the piss.

that free pumpkin better be worth $3,900... :)

3Door4G wrote: He's probably referring to the D16A6 head. US-spec rexes didn't come with a B-series. Way overpriced though. I like how he says the price is firm because "I know what I have" in the same paragraph where he admits it won't start and that the body is mostly primer.

I thought the CRX SI did come with a B16? I'm probobly wrong, i'm not a honda guy. Either way, that car needs to be put out of its misery. Someone shoot it in the face, it's the only merciful thing to do.

Rufledt wrote: I thought the CRX SI did come with a B16?

In North America, the B16 was only ever offered in the Del Sol Si (may have been called CRX elsewhere?) or the late 90's Civic Si. Sorry, I don't know my generations. The Del Sol Si was on the chassis one generation after that CRX, and the Civic Si was the generation after that.

That generation only had a version of the D16, and the one before that only had a version of the E-engine (no ZC for us).

I'm probobly wrong, i'm not a honda guy.

Neither is the seller, apparently.

PubBurgers wrote: $2K for this abortion of a non-running CRX? http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/cto/1945339225.html

There's a lot of meth out in New Richmond

Knurled wrote:

PubBurgers wrote: Mostly destroyed 83 Golf for $4100. But it comes with a free pumpkin!: http://dayton.craigslist.org/cto/1959447869.html

Yes, but he's keeping the passenger side seat cover. That's a deal-breaker for me.

I liked the seat cover, but my favorite line

"Car will jump start every time"

What's that line - so much fail it's almost a win?

"I bought this crappy, rusty miata for $2k then broke a bunch of stuff trying to fix it up. Its OK though, i did a bunch of half assed repairs so now i want $3K?"

http://dayton.craigslist.org/cto/1967298224.html

What Pinto is worth $23K?

V8 Pinto

slantvaliant wrote: What Pinto is worth $23K? V8 Pinto

2.3 k.

^^^ That ad says $2350, not $23000. Maybe they fixed it?

In reply to 3Door4G:

"Ford Pinto 302 - $23050 (odessa)" in the ad itself. Must have fixed it in the list.

$2350, it might be worth a look.

I think I know what he wants

http://ontario.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-trucks-2004-Suzuki-Swift-Hatchback-W0QQAdIdZ236619230

ESL?

http://ontario.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-trucks-1995-Geo-Metro-W0QQAdIdZ236344248

Crappy looking Mustang GT "project" for about $1500 more than it's worth:

http://columbus.craigslist.org/cto/2030306959.html

The horrible $2K CRX is back. I feel like the ad is more delusional than last time. I like how he's trying to charge a TON extra for a bunch of crappy parts, especially the $400 "clear clear tail lights (400 rare super rare set-new in box) ":

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/cto/2025449159.html