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This guy wants a 72-75 Ford Courier parts truck for $50.

$45K in engine work . . .

$3,400 for wheels and tires . . .

CASH IS KING

But no price for the car . . .

3+k for some Budnik Tusks? I don't think those cost that much new!

In reply to mndsm:

LOL!!

Also, if it took him $45K of engine work to " . . . humiliate all the big bad V8's" He was doing something wrong

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/cto/2031416262.html

I just....

I don't even.

Strike_Zero wrote: In reply to mndsm: LOL!! Also, if it took him $45K of engine work to " . . . humiliate all the big bad V8's" He was doing something wrong

No kiddin. That's a DSM cousin. 500$ 4g63+ cheap 9" ford rear+ cheap trans + one bigass turbo= v8 slayer, and it sure as hell wouldn't cost 45k. Hell- a full RACE block good for 1000+ HP from Buschur is like 5k..... and if he went SBC...

93celicaGT2 wrote: http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/cto/2031416262.html I just.... I don't even.

Wow..... um... yeah....

mndsm wrote:

Strike_Zero wrote: In reply to mndsm: LOL!! Also, if it took him $45K of engine work to " . . . humiliate all the big bad V8's" He was doing something wrong

No kiddin. That's a DSM cousin. 500$ 4g63+ cheap 9" ford rear+ cheap trans + one bigass turbo= v8 slayer, and it sure as hell wouldn't cost 45k. Hell- a full RACE block good for 1000+ HP from Buschur is like 5k..... and if he went SBC...

Why no pics of $45k engine? I mean, not even a peak? Oh, it's the one in his garage in pieces that when assembled, because he doesn't have time to assemble.....yeah..

93celicaGT2 wrote: http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/cto/2031416262.html I just.... I don't even.

What the mcberkeley with extra cheese. . .

Testing the waters. . . or the waders

triumph5 wrote:

mndsm wrote:

Strike_Zero wrote: In reply to mndsm: LOL!! Also, if it took him $45K of engine work to " . . . humiliate all the big bad V8's" He was doing something wrong

No kiddin. That's a DSM cousin. 500$ 4g63+ cheap 9" ford rear+ cheap trans + one bigass turbo= v8 slayer, and it sure as hell wouldn't cost 45k. Hell- a full RACE block good for 1000+ HP from Buschur is like 5k..... and if he went SBC...

Why no pics of $45k engine? I mean, not even a peak? Oh, it's the one in his garage in pieces that when assembled, because he doesn't have time to assemble.....yeah..

Yeah... take a look at the front end. Past those AWESOME Budniks from 1993, PAST the lustrous red paint, and you'll notice- she's sitting a little high. Rough translation of that ad leads me to believe that there will be no engine with it, so all you get is an overpriced, thrashed shell, likely blown shocks and springs, and Vanilla Ice's FAVORITE rims.

A Honda Civic,... "converted" to, ... a BMW M3? Is that possible? Hell YES!!!

http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/ctd/2037577720.html

http://dayton.craigslist.org/cto/2041196589.html

His 94 Paseo gets 67mpg highway, "no BS".

Prepare to be horrfied

seller said: Up for sale is a very unique find. It is a 1958 Chevy Corvette that has belonged to the same family since ’68 and it was customized in 1972 and has been in TN its’ whole life since new. The engine is a 1962 327 I was told that the Transmission and the Rear End are original to the car. She runs and drives with a lot of original things working like all the exterior lights, blinkers, the emergency brake, gas gauge, tach., even the radio works but is not original. The bottom of the car and frame is super good. I have under carriage pictures that I can easily send upon request or any extra pictures in general. The only thing that was done to the rear of the car is that the quarters were flared out using only bondo, which can easily be fixed. Oh and you can’t forget the beautiful hood and front snout to match the custom interior that was just glued over top of the doors, dash, etc. This Corvette has a lot going for it like it is or would be the perfect car to do a rebuild on. For a more detailed description, any additional information, or if you need extra pictures feel free to call our office at 865 988 8088. Or you can reach Keith at 865 256 7361 or Devvin at 865 640 0524. Thanks and Enjoy Please send all trade offers that are not listed on the internet somewhere to our email with pictures or vist SMOKYMOUNTAINTRADERS.com.

Strike_Zero wrote:

93celicaGT2 wrote: http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/cto/2031416262.html I just.... I don't even.

What the mcberkeley with extra cheese. . . Testing the waters. . . or the waders

That's a good deal-oh...wait I saw the extra 0.

This one made me laugh so hard my wife walked back to see what was so funny.

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cto/1976856531.html

http://bham.craigslist.org/cto/2026984247.html

I want an m car!

http://slo.craigslist.org/cto/2044322177.html

here trade my 85 POS torn apart ninja 600 for your 2000+ 600cc bike

http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/bar/2042127170.html

http://columbiamo.craigslist.org/cto/2000268556.html

What he's asking isn't far off at all, and this actually looks like a really good one to buy, but there are parts of the ad that are out there. Bold added by me.

For sell is a White 1993 Miata MX5 5 speed with a matching white Miata Hard Top with 86,000 actual miles. Has always been adult driven. We bought this Miata for our 30th wedding anniversary with 19,000 on it. That was in 1995.We are the 2nd owner. Has always been babied from cleanning and waxing to oil changes very often. Never had any trouble with it except once we had to have work done on air conditioner. The air now works great, will run you out. Gas milage we get 35 miles per gallon. Always starts and I have driven it in the winter with snow on ground with now trouble except when snow is very deep. Battery bought last year. Has American Racing Wheels and wide profile Mechlin tires with a lot of tread left. As you can see we are now 66 and 59 years old and getting in and out is getting harder since it sits low to the ground. Though we have about 1/3 mile of rock road and you will be surpised at the clearance. I never drag but I'm careful on the gravel roads. Runs as good as the day we bought it. It is a joy to drive and at 35 miles per gallon thats great too. When new was ordered with extras. Something to do with suspension (it sit with the rear in higher than other Miata's,) gives it a very nice look. Rides exceptionally good for little car. Looks so good I get asked by strangers what it is and if it is new. If you want to see more pictures just e-mail me with your e-mail address and I will send you more. Know I will miss it when gone but don't drive it enough and only going to get worse and it's not good to let a car sit. Price is $6,995.00 The Miata Hardtop by itself is about $2,000.00. Oh softtop is in excellent condition with clear glass ( have always put a towel on bothsides of plastic when top was down. Can be seen in Mexico, Mo. call 573-581-3293 or 573-473-9484

http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/2054196451.html

http://images.craigslist.org/3oa3pf3l25T45U05X2abb485dd4b41f401c5b.jpg

It's not automotive related but wow:

http://dayton.craigslist.org/ele/2056124711.html

ICY AZZ CHAIN - $400 (DAYTON )

WATS JUMPING BRA ..Icy .925 Chain Authentic. less than 3 months old. Mint condition 400 or best offer Shine from a mile away

Local dealer wants $8K for a 90 VW cabriolet, going into winter no less:

http://dayton.craigslist.org/ctd/2068963818.html

PubBurgers wrote: Local dealer wants $8K for a 90 VW cabriolet, going into winter no less: http://dayton.craigslist.org/ctd/2068963818.html

21 model years old, 61K miles, loaded, and appears to be in really good condition. It might be a tad high, but I don't think it's too far off. IF I had the $$$, I'd be calling him, and try to work a deal. Future collectible.

Buy, resell in SoCal or Miami.

http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/2054196451.html Well worth a fly in and drive home, even from CT.

triumph5 wrote: http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/2054196451.html Well worth a fly in and drive home, even from CT.

It's okay, cuz there's one just like it in Boston http://boston.craigslist.org/bmw/cto/2054025934.html