Queue the camaro cars and coffee memes

http://www.autoblog.com/2016/05/20/chevy-camaro-crash-cars-burnout/

If that was a stock front end it probably would have resulted in a nice big dent in the bumper. Certainly a lot less damage then that.

Crashing camero

Is this one of those 80s Pro Street cars that has a blower and big tires but isn't actually fast? It looks like one of those.

Well, apparently if you really want the car to be fast, you would not put a blower on it in the first place. It is loud, and I suspect that is mostly the point.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/vHA6DimbkgY

I'm so glad this thread was started by Fueled by Caffeine

My photoschnapps skills are weak, otherwise the meme would be "Sorry Mr. Stang, the crowd's hiding behind a fence. Here, let me get that for you..."

I suppose now is a good time to reveal that there is a secret society dedicated to shutting down caffeine and gasoline type events across the country. They identify themselves as the Ponycar Order of Cars and Coffee Neutralization and Reduction.

Here's one of their ceremonial hats:

1. Straighten steering wheel.
2. Punch throttle.

Do it in THAT ORDER, you berking morons.

*Cramit.

In reply to travellering:

That... is awesome. I laughed my ass off.

captdownshift wrote: I'm so glad this thread was started by Fueled by Caffeine

I hear he's a bad mother. Shut yo mouth. Only talking 'bout fbc

aircooled wrote: Well, apparently if you really want the car to be fast, you would not put a blower on it in the first place. It is loud, and I suspect that is mostly the point.

Stereotypical tank top wearing muscle bro driving it.

Alpha Dog gonnna show the crowd who the Boss is. Am I wrong to laugh my ass off at their Aw E36 M3 moment.

fasted58 wrote: Alpha Dog gonnna show the crowd who the Boss is. Am I wrong to laugh my ass off at their Aw E36 M3 moment.

Some people think so. I don't.

One crashed Crammit is not a phenomenon. It'll take a year or two to become a meme.

The incident looked very similar to Mr. 1.5-psi Guy...

Also, did anyone notice the handicap permit on the windshield?

Sucks for the car. That chainlink fence must be made out adamantium though, seems like an aweful lot of damage from some fencing, I can't imagine if he hit a concrete barrier on a dragstrip at speed in that thing.

That was nothing but a drag car w/ a license plate. Surprised there was no laundry hangin' out back.

In reply to t25torx:

He actually took out a fair amount of fencing and those posts are pretty sturdy...

That happened at a local-ish cars and coffee. Sucks to damage the car like that but I'm actually glad he only took out the fence on the central divider. I know that road - actually drove past there on Friday - and if my geographic memory is correct there's a residential area to the right.

<grumpy old man mode> I'm not sure the car community around here needed that sort of nationwide attention, it's small enough as it is for the local crowd..</grumpy old man mode>

Horsepower determines how fast you hit the chain link fence.

Torque is how much it takes to back out of it.

In reply to RealMiniParker:

Torque = bystanders with cellphones?

Fueled by Caffeine wrote:

captdownshift wrote: I'm so glad this thread was started by Fueled by Caffeine

I hear he's a bad mother. Shut yo mouth. Only talking 'bout fbc

then we can dig