Junior high, the 1990s. Jesse brings in a folded sheet of paper and shares it around our group of friends.
We find our way to the quarter copy machine in the library.
I know this will be hotcakes and think about watermarking it some fun way. But before pressing COPY I wisely decide to keep my prints off the thing.
Later the next day it is EVERYWHERE in the school and being confiscated by the minute. I think only like ten of us actually knew where it came from.
The title on our printout was "How to Kill a Missouri Eel"
You may find it online entitled "How to kill an eel" or "little johnny and the eel." I'll not be reprinting it here.