Rough day at Waffle House

Be nice to the Waffle House staff, lest ye get a cap in yo' ass:

http://www.wltx.com/news/story.aspx?storyid=73684&catid=2

The (s)mug shot is freaking priceless.

What's going in on Columbia SC? Other stories from the same page:

Naked Woman Knocks on Doors for Cigarettes
Man Accidentially Kills Wife With Chainsaw
Police: Marijuana Found Growing In Toddler's Room
Murder Charges Added in Shooting of Baby

What has six t*ts and two teeth?

Night shift at the Waffle House.

yes, that mug shot is great.. most of them look pretty bad..

isn't every day a rough day at Waffle House?

i kid, i kid. i heart WH.

"I thought I was gonna get me an All-Star," says Samuel. A popular meal on the menu. "Grits, sausage, toast, eggs and a waffle," says Samuel.

What, no bacon!?

the customer is WRONG

Intially I thought this one going to be another Waffle House bashing thread from one of you dang Yankees, then I saw who posted it.

I am happy to say, as usual, I was not disapionted. Cuz I luvs me some Waffle House, and a well armed catfight.

As my friend Drew put it; "We have all been one thrown waffle away from this very scenario on a drunken Sat night in the Waffle House.

But you have to evaluate your life when you have been bounced (and shot) out of a Waffle House...."

"cute cat...what it's name?"

"annoying customer."

"F--- YOU!"

When I bought Randy Stocker's Neon ACR, my nephew and I drove it back to Philly from Roswell GA. After passing about 750 Waffle Houses (some of them almost within sight of each other), we finally stopped at one in southern Virgina at about 2:00a on a Saturday night.

It was absolutely the most manic place I've ever been. There were solicitations going on at one end while two beat cops were having a meal at the other end. It was jammed full of stoned/drunk people. It was as noisy a rave club and lit like an operating theatre.

After our steak, eggs, and homefires, we got back on the road more frazzled and more tired than we had been pulling in after 10 hours straight on the road.

Now Waffle House has made it all the way up here to northern Delaware, kind of like kudzoo. Maybe we need a slash-and-burn policy.

I live for scattered, smothered and covered.

Tim Baxter wrote: What's going in on Columbia SC? Other stories from the same page: Naked Woman Knocks on Doors for Cigarettes Man Accidentially Kills Wife With Chainsaw Police: Marijuana Found Growing In Toddler's Room Murder Charges Added in Shooting of Baby

And people wonder why I don't live there any more.

Actually, those are links to stuff all over the country.

JoeyM wrote: I live for scattered, smothered and covered.

Good sir, I believe you've forgotten "peppered," or for those of us with bowels of steel, "smothered, covered, peppered and topped...extra crispy."

She got shot at a Waffle house and all she can say is "Bad customer service".

I ate at one on a sunday afternoon when we were down in NC. Seemed nice enough then.

So NJ has 24 hour diners and the south has wafflehouse?

"I thought I was gonna get me an All-Star,"

this statement alone says so much about the kind of people involved in this story.

poopshovel wrote:

JoeyM wrote: I live for scattered, smothered and covered.

Good sir, I believe you've forgotten "peppered," or for those of us with bowels of steel, "smothered, covered, peppered and topped...extra crispy."

"Scattered all the way" all the way.

Of very few rules my wife makes me follow is I am not allowed to have jalapeno and chili hash browns within 24 hours of occupying the same car, room, or bed as her.

It really is for the best

Mental wrote: Intially I thought this one going to be another Waffle House bashing thread from one of you dang Yankees, then I saw who posted it.

please note "beer pong is serious business thread" for some crazy ass yankees shooting each other over a beer pong infraction.

Duke wrote: When I bought Randy Stocker's Neon ACR, my nephew and I drove it back to Philly from Roswell GA. After passing about 750 Waffle Houses (some of them almost within sight of each other), we finally stopped at one in southern Virgina at about 2:00a on a Saturday night. It was absolutely the most manic place I've ever been. There were solicitations going on at one end while two beat cops were having a meal at the other end. It was jammed full of stoned/drunk people. It was as noisy a rave club and lit like an operating theatre.

Sounds like the White Castle down the street from me at bar closing time.

We had a very white trash drunk girl in a see through t shirt intentionally rear end us leaving the Waffle House at 3 am. It seems something someone in our party said made her angry. In response, the driver of our vehicle pulled forward a few feet and backed into her front bumper with quite a bit more enthusiasm than she used. Amazingly when the cops dragged the driver of our vehicle out of bed at 7am they didn't end up arresting him or giving him a ticket.

Yeah-fun times at the waffle house.

I have seen a couple of early AM fights at Awful House, a notable one was at the one on South Boulevard in Charlotte, NC. Turned out it was some redneck who tried to beat up a gay guy but made the mistake of throwing the first punch while between the two sets of glass doors. That was a MESS.

poopshovel wrote:

JoeyM wrote: I live for scattered, smothered and covered.

Good sir, I believe you've forgotten "peppered," or for those of us with bowels of steel, "smothered, covered, peppered and topped...extra crispy."

Heh. "All the way. And do y'all have any Ranch dressing left?"

poopshovel, sounds like we gotta go eat sometime. And even this `dirty librul' is pissed that he can't smoke in the Waffle House anymore. It was the last place other than the car that I could have coffee and a cig at the same time..

Guess I should add, for the poor souls that think White Castle is the only "drunk food" on earth:

Scattered: scattered on the grille. Smothered: smothered with onion. Covered: covered with cheese. Chunked: add diced ham. Diced: add diced tomato. Capped: add sliced mushrooms. Peppered: sliced Jalapenos, baby! Topped: covered with chili.

Duke wrote: When I bought Randy Stocker's Neon ACR, my nephew and I drove it back to Philly from Roswell GA. After passing about 750 Waffle Houses (some of them almost within sight of each other), we finally stopped at one in southern Virgina at about 2:00a on a Saturday night. It was absolutely the most manic place I've ever been. There were solicitations going on at one end while two beat cops were having a meal at the other end. It was jammed full of stoned/drunk people. It was as noisy a rave club and lit like an operating theatre. After our steak, eggs, and homefires, we got back on the road more frazzled and more tired than we had been pulling in after 10 hours straight on the road. Now Waffle House has made it all the way up here to northern Delaware, kind of like kudzoo. Maybe we need a slash-and-burn policy.

Next time, just have more coffee. Got me back to Atlanta after corner working about 19hrs of the Daytona 24hr in `89. Even if I did think I saw Niki Lauda walking down the middle of the road just outside Macon...

smothered and chunked + a long night of drinkin' =

chunks thrown in the doorway of the "Auffle House "!

and they will be there for a month!

No wonder why the help is .... testy

mad_machine wrote: I ate at one on a sunday afternoon when we were down in NC. Seemed nice enough then. So NJ has 24 hour diners and the south has wafflehouse?

I'd trade off a few diners for a local waffle house. I loves me some waffle house. Its the breakfast of choice on the BABE rally of course, especially on costume day when noone even seems to notice much that a group of guys dressed like superman are eating some waffles.