Rub your toque on my chesterfield, baby

O Canada......................Oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh...

Since I got married, my wife doesn't like high sticking anymore. I used to get excited when she would put her hair in a pony tail......

I knew a gal who was loonie, she liked it in the toonie.

Is it just us Canadians who tell people to go take a flying berkeley through a rolling doughnut?

See how I blended doughnuts and porn?

Only certain members here would know what I'm talking about if I told you I put a hard around in the five hole

Any takers for a fresh old fashioned glazed?

I'm surprised no one has made a beaver joke yet.

In reply to bearmtnmartin:

Doughnuts have porn star names.

Honey Glazed

Toasted Coconut

Double Chocolate

Long John

Honey Dip

I'd hate to see Sour Cream or Old Fashioned

bearmtnmartin wrote: Is it just us Canadians who tell people to go take a flying berkeley through a rolling doughnut? See how I blended doughnuts and porn?

I believe it's actully a Vonnegut quote. But I've never heard anyone in the US say it, and I've been known to come out with that one.

I was always told that a couch (sofa), chesterfield and davenport were three different kinds of furniture.

The couch has arms, the chesterfield doesn't and the davenport has storage space under the cushions.

Though somewhat generically used in Canada, I always understood that a chesterfield had either visible legs, or at least visible feet. And they do have arms. A couch is generally skirted or upholstered to the floor.

Keith Tanner wrote:

bearmtnmartin wrote: Is it just us Canadians who tell people to go take a flying berkeley through a rolling doughnut? See how I blended doughnuts and porn?

I believe it's actully a Vonnegut quote. But I've never heard anyone in the US say it, and I've been known to come out with that one.

I have heard it as AT a rolling donut, not through. Donut is how Mr.Dunkin spelled it, the worlds foremost authority on sexy pastries. How aboot it eh?

TRoglodyte wrote: I have heard it as AT a rolling donut, not through. Donut is how Mr.Dunkin spelled it, the worlds foremost authority on sexy pastries. How aboot it eh?

I know that doughnuts are made from dough. Are donuts made from do?

Doffnuts are made from doff. Had enough yet?

And I thought this would be about some old cigarette adds with Ronald Regan...

Keith Tanner wrote:

bearmtnmartin wrote: Is it just us Canadians who tell people to go take a flying berkeley through a rolling doughnut? See how I blended doughnuts and porn?

I believe it's actully a Vonnegut quote. But I've never heard anyone in the US say it, and I've been known to come out with that one.

You've never met my old man.