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stroker
stroker Dork
2/17/13 9:50 a.m.
GameboyRMH wrote: Oh BTW as an actual computer expert, all the hacking in this movie is a laughable clusterberkeley, I tried to ignore it but I'm sure it contributed to my disappointment. A few points I can remember: - Blowing up Mi6 HQ with a virus. Only possible if there was a network-connected self-destruct system with poor security. A big stretch. - The worst scene is where hacker boy connects bad guy's hard drive to his own computer and the hard drive infects his system and destroys its own data. This is so many different kinds of wrong I could bore you with a full page of how wrong it is, but to put it into car language, it's about three times worse than Vin Diesel's famous after-race talk.

That's precisely why I was so disappointed with it. I'm so far FROM a computer expert and even I knew it was BS. Why can't these people find someone who can read and approve a decent script?

Flight Service
Flight Service PowerDork
2/17/13 10:16 a.m.
stroker wrote:
GameboyRMH wrote: Oh BTW as an actual computer expert, all the hacking in this movie is a laughable clusterberkeley, I tried to ignore it but I'm sure it contributed to my disappointment. A few points I can remember: - Blowing up Mi6 HQ with a virus. Only possible if there was a network-connected self-destruct system with poor security. A big stretch. - The worst scene is where hacker boy connects bad guy's hard drive to his own computer and the hard drive infects his system and destroys its own data. This is so many different kinds of wrong I could bore you with a full page of how wrong it is, but to put it into car language, it's about three times worse than Vin Diesel's famous after-race talk.
That's precisely why I was so disappointed with it. I'm so far FROM a computer expert and even I knew it was BS. Why can't these people find someone who can read and approve a decent script?

This is what you guys had issues with in these movies?

I would be happy if someone passed high school physics

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
2/17/13 10:42 a.m.

I thought Skyfall was a terrible disappointment. Not just as a Bond movie but as entertainment.

It was like Charlie's Angels without any Lucy Lu eye candy. What is the necessary skill level for a super secret agent with a license to kill these days? It does not appear to be the ability to kill anyone with any efficiency whatsoever.

It was like they were writing the plot as they went and painted themselves in a corner when they realized that they weren't smart enough to write the part of a real criminal mastermind so... they started throwing trains.

Beer Baron
Beer Baron PowerDork
2/17/13 12:25 p.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: It was like they were writing the plot as they went and painted themselves in a corner when they realized that they weren't smart enough to write the part of a real criminal mastermind so... they started throwing trains.

Yep. Super genius 2-steps ahead ultra-plan evil villain guy? How does his plan culminate? He puts all of MI6 on high alert and then launches an armed frontal assault on a heavily protected building... twice.

Super smart secret agent tech guy at MI6? Wow the super hacker got captured almost too easily. I think we should plug his computer directly into the network that controls literally everything in our base.

Tom_Spangler
Tom_Spangler Dork
2/18/13 2:42 p.m.

Wow. I had no idea there were this many people that disliked it. You know that you are in the minority among both critics and moviegoers, right? http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/skyfall/

Hey, movies are subjective like any other art form. But, really, complaining about unrealistic depictions of computer technology? In a MOVIE??? I'm not sure there's ever BEEN a movie made where computers were portrayed realistically. Even when I was 13 I knew Matthew Broderick couldn't really start WW3 with his CP/M machine. Jeez, get over it.

As for Skyfall, it was the best of the Craig movies, though I did enjoy Casino Royale quite a lot, too. But Skyfall had a very Bond-esque theme song, Bond-esque title credits, exotic locations, a pretty damn good villian played by a very good actor, and it ended with a few things that were very old-school Bond, like the padded door. Not only that, but the cinematography was just stunning, and the action scenes were well-done, too, particularly the fight in the skyscraper in Shanghai.

And this is coming from someone who considers "Quantum of Solace" to be the worst Bond flick since "License to Kill".

spitfirebill
spitfirebill UltraDork
2/18/13 3:04 p.m.

I haven't seen either of Daniel Craig's Bond movies, but I haven't liked any Bond movies after Connery. Craig seems closer to Bond than the post Connery guys. I also hate all the obsurd blow em up in all the newer movies ala Pierce Brosnan.

And Lesley hit the mark. He reminds me of McQueen.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
2/18/13 3:08 p.m.
Lesley wrote: I liked Connery until he said that it was perfectly okay to hit a woman "to calm her down". I'd like to beat his old ass up. Would that be okay?

Only if I can smack the girl who made the crack about fish and bicycles. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irina_Dunn

Lesley wrote: Agreed on the "chick flick" comment - pretty boys do nothing for me. Pierce Brosnan? C'mon, really?

Glad to hear that.

Bobzilla
Bobzilla UltraDork
2/18/13 3:15 p.m.
Even when I was 13 I knew Matthew Broderick couldn't really start WW3 with his CP/M machine

Wait.... WHAT?!?!? You are soo pulling my leg, right?

Flight Service
Flight Service PowerDork
2/18/13 3:19 p.m.
Bobzilla wrote:
Even when I was 13 I knew Matthew Broderick couldn't really start WW3 with his CP/M machine
Wait.... WHAT?!?!? You are soo pulling my leg, right?

How about a nice game of chess?

Bobzilla
Bobzilla UltraDork
2/18/13 3:23 p.m.
Flight Service wrote:
Bobzilla wrote:
Even when I was 13 I knew Matthew Broderick couldn't really start WW3 with his CP/M machine
Wait.... WHAT?!?!? You are soo pulling my leg, right?
How about a nice game of chess?

You realize I still refuse to play chess on a computer because of that movie? I was just sure I'd start WW3.

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury UltimaDork
2/18/13 3:31 p.m.

To be honest, I really liked skyfall, and I really havent liked any other bonds besides connery until craig. I think his bond seems aloof, tough, smooth, a bit worn around the edges...basically an E30 M3. I did like Casino Royale more than Skyfall, but thought skyfall was a great story still, and I think the bit about him getting a little older is going to be a great set up for subsequent films to highlight his ability to outsmart the bad guys AS WELL AS his ability to out ass-kick them. Im excited for whats next.

I really havent seen a Craig film, in general, I didnt like...a lot. Defiance was a phenomenal film. I also like Dragon Tattoo. He makes a great action star in my opinion.

Duke
Duke PowerDork
2/18/13 3:36 p.m.

Haven't seen the movie, but IMHO, people who don't like Daniel Craig as Bond should read some of the actual Ian Fleming books.

93EXCivic
93EXCivic MegaDork
2/18/13 7:34 p.m.
Duke wrote: Haven't seen the movie, but IMHO, people who don't like Daniel Craig as Bond should read some of the actual Ian Fleming books.

+1 I think Craig may be one of the best Bonds (besides Connery). None of the books have the masses of gadgets and all this other stuff. Brosnan was berkeleying horrible and Roger Moore wasn't much better. Also Skyfall was awesome.

Edit: For some reason I am not surprised a bunch of people on here hated it....

yamaha
yamaha SuperDork
2/18/13 7:43 p.m.

Skyfall is now the first bond film I've purchased......I am not upset either

Lesley
Lesley PowerDork
2/18/13 8:52 p.m.

Agreed, Defiance was terrific. Craig was great in that, as was Liev Schreiber. And Dragon Tattoo was pretty good too.

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