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The_Jed
The_Jed HalfDork
5/10/12 10:08 a.m.

... "If it exists there has been porn made with/about it.", is there a rule that states, "If a car exists someone on GRM loves it." ?

Seriously.

It occurred to me on my drive to work last night that I could not think of a car despised by ALL of GRM.

Anti-stance
Anti-stance HalfDork
5/10/12 10:13 a.m.

You are probably right.

JoeyM
JoeyM SuperDork
5/10/12 10:16 a.m.

I saw a trabant 601 yesterday.....I thought it would look really nice tubbed with wide meats and a cummins powerplant

like this, but with a boring middle age guy as the driver

aircooled
aircooled UberDork
5/10/12 10:19 a.m.

?

??

????????

Where's the love people...

spitfirebill
spitfirebill SuperDork
5/10/12 10:21 a.m.
The_Jed wrote: ... "If it exists there has been porn made with/about it.",

I guess you heard Octomom is making porn movies now.

pilotbraden
pilotbraden Dork
5/10/12 10:22 a.m.
aircooled wrote: ? ?? ???????? Where's the love people...

Those would be good rigs for spraying anhydrous ammonia on corn fields.

Javelin
Javelin UltimaDork
5/10/12 10:25 a.m.

In reply to aircooled:

We'd de-mod all of them, the base cars are still loved models.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo UberDork
5/10/12 10:26 a.m.
pilotbraden wrote:
aircooled wrote: ? ?? ???????? Where's the love people...
Those would be good rigs for spraying anhydrous ammonia on the rig's owner.

Ftfy

Cole_Trickle
Cole_Trickle Reader
5/10/12 10:58 a.m.

I agree. However, I havent seen a modded 90's Buick Century.

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury UltimaDork
5/10/12 11:05 a.m.

Nobody loved the 1992 Buick Skylark - even Buick execs secretly thought they were steaming turds...

93EXCivic
93EXCivic UltimaDork
5/10/12 11:09 a.m.

I have an illogical want for old Commie cars so probably there isn't a car that isn't loved by someone.

Jay
Jay UltraDork
5/10/12 11:19 a.m.
aircooled wrote: (Some donks) Where's the love people...

I like donks. Not the kind of car I would have for myself, but they amuse me considerably. You just can't take something that ridiculous seriously.

If I had to have an early '80s Cutlass or Buick or whatever, I'd much rather it be a donk than a useless, dismal stock one.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH UberDork
5/10/12 11:20 a.m.

I didn't think anyone didn't hate Daewoos until DaewooOfDeath/MrBenjamonkey came around...

Anti-stance
Anti-stance HalfDork
5/10/12 11:25 a.m.
aircooled wrote: ? ?? ???????? Where's the love people...

If completely modified like that I could see people hating them but I am sure there are people on here that like the stock car cars.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
5/10/12 11:27 a.m.

i'm thinking that Cadillac Cimarrons are not exactly loved. I believe there are a couple of J car apologists on this site but even they draw the line at the Cimarron as anything other than a parts donor car.

Jay
Jay UltraDork
5/10/12 11:28 a.m.

BTW my standard response to a thread like this is "Tempo/Topaz." I can't think of a singularly more depressing model that's ever been released. To my eye they have no redeeming features at all.

...so the last time I made that comment, there were a bunch of pundits who chimed in with stuff like "but wait, a 5-speed V6 AWD Tempo would make a wicked rallycross rat!" Of course.

bravenrace
bravenrace PowerDork
5/10/12 11:49 a.m.
JoeyM wrote: I saw a trabant 601 yesterday.....I thought it would look really nice tubbed with wide meats and a cummins powerplant like this, but with a boring middle age guy as the driver

I'd rather have it as is, driver and all.

93EXCivic
93EXCivic UltimaDork
5/10/12 11:58 a.m.

Actually I think I could have fun with all those old crappy American cars... I have always wanted to make some chase scenes with lots of cars destroyed.

jere
jere New Reader
5/10/12 12:11 p.m.

With Tempo and the Skylark I think ultimate sleeper can you imagine the look on some Vet or Subaru guys face say a Tempo could even keep pace? (Ideas are flooding my head as I say that )

How about the Aztec?

Anti-stance
Anti-stance HalfDork
5/10/12 12:18 p.m.
Jay wrote: BTW my standard response to a thread like this is "Tempo/Topaz." I can't think of a singularly more depressing model that's ever been released. To my eye they have *no* redeeming features at all.

I remember hearing a story of my GySgt having a E36 M3ted out $500 Tempo. He pulled into the auto hobby shop on the base, got out, and told my friend that was working there: "You know what the best thing is about driving a car like that is? Chicks know you have money because you don't spend it on your car." (in the most redneck accent you can think of)

Anti-stance
Anti-stance HalfDork
5/10/12 12:19 p.m.
jere wrote: How about the Aztec?

Someone will post that pic of that silver Aztek and say they are cool within the hour.

mtn
mtn PowerDork
5/10/12 12:22 p.m.
jere wrote: How about the Aztec?

Other than the looks, a surprisingly decent vehicle. And you can get them pretty cheap.

Rob_Mopar
Rob_Mopar Dork
5/10/12 12:28 p.m.
Jay wrote: BTW my standard response to a thread like this is "Tempo/Topaz." I can't think of a singularly more depressing model that's ever been released. To my eye they have *no* redeeming features at all. ...so the last time I made that comment, there were a bunch of pundits who chimed in with stuff like "but wait, a 5-speed V6 AWD Tempo would make a wicked rallycross rat!" Of *course*.

bravenrace
bravenrace PowerDork
5/10/12 12:32 p.m.

I read this and immediately set out to find a cool Tempo. In the 4 minutes I deemed worth waisting to Tempo research, this is the coolest one I found (And I'm not sayin it's cool):

Rob_Mopar
Rob_Mopar Dork
5/10/12 12:38 p.m.

Jed, you are correct.

One thing I've learned over the years is that any car has potential. Some more than others, and depending on how far you want to go with it and what you want to do with it.

As for the '92 Skylark, I worked with a guy that had one and loved it. Looks and all. Yes he was a bit odd. But he loved that Buick.

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