Osterizer
Osterizer HalfDork
2/11/09 4:49 p.m.

Cliff's Notes:

Girl writes Russian president asking for a guinea pig.
Local officials berate her for wasting the president's time.
Parents complain to Russian president.
Local officials show up with two guinea pigs and some supplies.

http://en.rian.ru/society/20090206/120018207.html

Tim Baxter
Tim Baxter Online Editor
2/11/09 4:55 p.m.

Dear President Obama,

I would like a Ferrari Dino and a guinea pig.

Actually, my cats will eat the guinea pig, so that's not important.

Thank you.

Will
Will Reader
2/11/09 5:02 p.m.

Doesn't this seem like a story more suited for the Boris Yeltsin era of lovable incompetence?

Osterizer
Osterizer HalfDork
2/11/09 5:04 p.m.
Will wrote: Doesn't this seem like a story more suited for the Boris Yeltsin era of lovable incompetence?

lovable, drunken incompetence.

Putin probably had the guinea pig bugged anyway.

aircooled
aircooled Dork
2/11/09 5:32 p.m.

I am pretty positive the Russia would NOT be categorized as Socialist. I am pretty sure they are about as far away from socialist as possible at this point.

They are called a Federation, but it seems to a bit more like some sort of Communist inspired dictatorship.

Osterizer
Osterizer HalfDork
2/11/09 5:47 p.m.

Being on the guinea dole is pretty Socialist.

littleturquoiseb
littleturquoiseb Reader
2/11/09 7:24 p.m.
Socialism is a warm...guinea pig

Isn't that a line from a beatles song?

Osterizer
Osterizer HalfDork
2/11/09 8:44 p.m.

In other news, guinea pigs are adorable little land-mammals...

ignorant
ignorant SuperDork
2/11/09 8:56 p.m.

pedobear

Xceler8x
Xceler8x HalfDork
2/12/09 8:43 a.m.

In Soviet Russia Guinea Pigs eat You!

nickel_dime
nickel_dime HalfDork
2/13/09 8:16 a.m.

I've heard they're good with fries.

PHeller
PHeller Reader
2/13/09 9:13 a.m.

"Look world, Russia is so strong we provide little girls with cute furry animals."

walterj
walterj HalfDork
2/13/09 9:23 a.m.

Is no problem. Give to gurl lab rat. Have KGB quarantine and observe results.

NYG95GA
NYG95GA Dork
2/13/09 9:46 a.m.

If you judge a country by how they treat their citizens, then Russia must be a very small, warm, fuzzy place.

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