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moparman76_69
moparman76_69 SuperDork
12/13/14 3:20 p.m.

I don't think you quite got the right word there.

First image result for quite

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
12/13/14 3:34 p.m.

You can keep the Christ in Christmas as long as you keep the wanz in Kwanzaa.

Zomby Woof
Zomby Woof PowerDork
12/13/14 3:43 p.m.
bravenrace wrote: In reply to captdownshift: Aren't they? You guys are so quite in comparison.

Quite what? Quiet?

Nick_Comstock
Nick_Comstock PowerDork
12/13/14 3:46 p.m.

Is that like keeping the hash in rosh hashanah ?

oldtin
oldtin UberDork
12/13/14 3:54 p.m.

Or the F-U-N in funerals

Rufledt
Rufledt SuperDork
12/13/14 4:07 p.m.

Knurled
Knurled PowerDork
12/13/14 4:18 p.m.

Or the umpty in Humpty.

singleslammer
singleslammer UltraDork
12/13/14 4:28 p.m.
Toyman01 wrote: I can't even imaging trying to get into a Walmart today. Is it a zoo?

I didn't go inside. Sams Macys were busy as hell.

singleslammer
singleslammer UltraDork
12/13/14 4:30 p.m.

Anyone like Dungeon Crawlers? I have like 8 hours into Unepic and freaking love it. Great game: http://www.unepicgame.com/en/game.html

Apparently it has some (what I thought was minor) sexist comments but one article stated they "Ragequit" because the main character is a bit of a pig. Some people need to berkeleying relax.

Dusterbd13
Dusterbd13 SuperDork
12/13/14 4:31 p.m.

Do the humpty dance!

That's all ive gkt left in me today. Wound up getting a transaxke for the rider from a dude down In belmont. Every time I go to that town I feel so much less like the pwt that I am. Damn im high class in comparison. My mullet ain't nearly enough to get me to blend in. I still have most teeth and no inbreeding.

Random mower guy had a few acres of cool old stuff. Got my dad a zep 20 gallon barrel, ans another50's era craftsman table saw, all for a hhundred bucks.

Nick_Comstock
Nick_Comstock PowerDork
12/13/14 5:36 p.m.
singleslammer wrote:
Toyman01 wrote: I can't even imaging trying to get into a Walmart today. Is it a zoo?
I didn't go inside. Sams Macys were busy as hell.

I went to the mall today, in and out in ten minutes, easy peasy.

captdownshift
captdownshift Dork
12/13/14 5:42 p.m.

In reply to bravenrace:

RX Reven'
RX Reven' Dork
12/13/14 7:29 p.m.
oldtin wrote: Or the F-U-N in funerals

One of my relatives from Northern California really puts the Sac in Sacramento.

Flight Service
Flight Service MegaDork
12/13/14 7:43 p.m.

I wished I had sack wine to go with the magnum of wine my wife and I am finishing off.

I am drunk

Toyman01
Toyman01 MegaDork
12/13/14 7:46 p.m.

I opened three bottles of wine tonight. They were all NASTY. I've only had 3 sips, the sink, on the other hand is wasted.

Zomby Woof
Zomby Woof PowerDork
12/13/14 8:10 p.m.

This is better than pouring used oil down the sink

JamesMcD
JamesMcD Dork
12/13/14 8:34 p.m.

I'm glad the hole filled with gravel was labeled so I wouldn't get confused.

JamesMcD
JamesMcD Dork
12/13/14 8:37 p.m.

Challenge future metal detector hobbiests by putting a penny in the bottom of each hole.

Datsun310Guy
Datsun310Guy PowerDork
12/13/14 8:46 p.m.
Zomby Woof wrote: This is better than pouring used oil down the sink

I changed the oil in Martha Stewart's Trailblazer today and as I was draining the oil into a jug to drop off at the Wally World recycling counter I remember helping my dad change oil in his Beetle back in the early 1970's and we thought nothing of pouring the old oil into a spot in the giant field behind his house.

I also bought a new Interstate Battery for the Accord at Costco on Friday since I had a vacation day and my standard joke when they mention the core deposit is that they don't need to bother with that as I can easily toss the old battery into a creek somewhere. The same joke goes with the tire fees - usually I mention I can toss those old tires into the woods and they don't need to bother with the recycling fee. I've seen many a guys tense up when they hear that from me - remember that I am really annoying.

Toyman01
Toyman01 MegaDork
12/13/14 9:01 p.m.

Spraying used oil, crude, and fuel oil, on dirt roads, used to be standard procedure for keeping dust down. Times have changed just a little.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
12/13/14 9:06 p.m.

The local policy for patching roads lately has been to oil + chip them rather that patch or pave. Further going cheap... they don't roll it properly but leave it for the cars to do. It makes them treacherous for motorcycles until it dries and gets run in and even then there is a high spot of loose gravel in the middle for weeks.

Some of my favorite twistys are no better than an improved gravel road now.

Spoolpigeon
Spoolpigeon UltraDork
12/13/14 9:24 p.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: Some of my favorite twistys are no better than an improved gravel road now.

The first time I encountered that type of patch was on a twisty road at a good pace in the s2000. Luckily poop wipes off of leather pretty easily.

JohnInKansas
JohnInKansas Dork
12/13/14 9:27 p.m.

I think the policy here on post is to just not repair the roads. I like to imagine its because it would inconvenience too much brass to have a road closed off for repairs.

The result is horrifying frost heaves and potholes about every 50 feet. My poor Beetle has taken a hell of a beating in the 8 months I've had it here.

/rant

Wally
Wally MegaDork
12/13/14 9:40 p.m.

We went to see a Christmas light display and they were playing Christmas carols on an FM channel. The car was also picking up another station so it would alternate between the songs and two guys discussing a poll about a number if women who were ok with post birth abortions. I had never heard the term used seriously before and pictured them being performed with a large Gallagher like mallet. Then I had to try and explain to my wife why I was laughing to myself.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
12/13/14 9:48 p.m.

Hahaha. The Gallagher mallet image made me think of all the people in the front row at the clinic covering themselves with plastic sheets slathered in fetus squeezins and gore.

EDIT: Also, how did you get there from reading John's post? Poor roads to post-birth abortion in one jump is amazing.

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