The rambling thread. No set topic. Just whatever comes to mind after reading the previous post.

I'm probably one of the worst culprits for dragging a thread off topic. I've managed to drag the autocross controversy thread all the way to glass blowing in under 12 hours, so I figured I would start a thread without a topic and just see if it went anywhere. So, no topic, just whatever comes to mind.

Here's a start.

My wife just said, "If you drop that, you better run away from home." This to my 12 yo who almost dropped a 30 yo china bowl he was putting away. She was only joking, mostly. An outsider would probably hear that and freak out but we know better.

i just got the evil eye for yelling "jesus christ" when the baby wouldn't stop screaming randomly during my sentences. this bothers me, for after all, jesus is the reason for the season.

Unless you're Jewish.

Appleseed wrote: Unless you're Jewish.

I'm not Jewish, but my cousins are. My uncle married into the family (former pro football player) and he's Jewish. My aunt though is Lutheran, so they celebrate Hannumas ( or Chrismukah). But mainly it has given me and my two cousins infinite amounts of material to joke about at the holidays. I can't wait to call my cousin Matt on Tuesday night and sing him the entire chorus of "Hannukah in Santa Monica".

Thinking about it, I don't know anyone that is Jewish.

Always wanted to bag a Jewish chick.

If this thread devolves into "Hot women of the IDF" then I'm upvoting.

I know a Jewish chick, I promise you do not want to bag this one.

My son married a JAP, oy.

In reply to 914Driver:

Jovial

Anal

Practitioner???

^Heyoooo!!!!!!!!!!

Junior

Arian

Provocateur??

Just

Another

Pervert

Well, this certainly devolved quickly.

Maybe that's the base of humanity.

The first boobs that I ever touched were Jewish boobs. It happened in a station wagon. So, there's that too..

Boob touching could bring about world peace.

Who can stay mad while touching boobs?

A gay man. Oh the irony. An angry gay man.

In reply to Woody:

Were the nipples or wagon brown?

captdownshift wrote: In reply to Woody: Were the nipples or wagon brown?

For some reason, this question scares me.

That's why I'm here, if we learned anything from the furry thread it's that I'm the master at making the vast majority of people incredibly uncomfortable.

Once this thread loses steam (I feel it has a good 14 pages) I'll start a "Do I make you uncomfortable?" thread.

Do you stand too close in person?

In reply to oldtin:

No, but be glad that I've stayed out of the photo bucket thread

I gave my second daughter a decidedly Jewish name mostly because I thought it was pretty but also to piss off anti-Semites. I can even Jew up the pronunciation real good with a nasal, back of the throat gurgle if I want.

Seriously, I’ve been around Jewish people my whole life and I really admire them…I’m not very religious but if I decided to get into it, I’ve already decided that I’d convert.