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Dusterbd13
Dusterbd13 SuperDork
1/14/15 10:39 a.m.

I really don't want to be at work today. But, this time next week ill be pulling into Disney world with the family. Im excited, but this week has already kicked my ass so hard I'm struggling.

The_Jed
The_Jed UltraDork
1/14/15 10:47 a.m.

Steve Buscemi looks like a Tarsier at the end of a 5 day liquor binge.

The_Jed
The_Jed UltraDork
1/14/15 10:48 a.m.
Zomby Woof wrote:
4cylndrfury wrote: Yes was a mediocre band at best. "Owner of a Lonely Heart" was catchy I suppose.
Have a clue.

I had a clue once...it was terrible.

T.J.
T.J. PowerDork
1/14/15 11:45 a.m.

Col. Mustard in the library with a candlestick.

Wally
Wally MegaDork
1/14/15 11:59 a.m.
4cylndrfury wrote: Yes was a mediocre band at best. "Owner of a Lonely Heart" was catchy I suppose.

I was almost going to say I liked that song but it turns out I was thinking of Weird Al's parody of stop dragging my heart around.

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 PowerDork
1/14/15 12:37 p.m.

I just turned my kids on to Weird Al. They absolutely loved "Eat it".

You better listen, better do what you're told
You haven't even touched your tuna casserole
You better chow down or it's gonna get cold
So eat it

I don't care if you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Open up your mouth and feed it
Have some more yogurt, have some more spam
It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

tuna55
tuna55 UltimaDork
1/15/15 9:10 a.m.

In reply to 1988RedT2:

That song is genius. Unfortunately, my kids sing along rather than eating when I try and prod them along with it.

Also, Bill Withers. Man, that guy is amazing. That's all.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
1/15/15 9:15 a.m.
daeman wrote: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?..... Nacho cheese!

My oldest son hates cheese. We went for mexican. we are ordering tacos. He tells the guy "No cheese" and the guy repeats "no chez?". Right, no cheese please. "no chez, si"

He comes back with a huge plate of Nachos. And tacos slathered in cheese.

wvumtnbkr
wvumtnbkr Dork
1/15/15 9:30 a.m.

better teach him queso = cheese in Mexican.

Speaking of which, what kind of country speaks teh language named after a totally different country? Weird, right?

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
1/15/15 10:27 a.m.
wvumtnbkr wrote: better teach him queso = cheese in Mexican. Speaking of which, what kind of country speaks teh language named after a totally different country? Weird, right?

What kind of restaurant manager hires wait staff who don't speak any english to take orders from people who don't speak any spanish? One who can rely on awesome tacos to stay in business, that's who.

JohnInKansas
JohnInKansas Dork
1/17/15 1:20 p.m.

I ate 25 awesome tacos in one sitting over Christmas. And then went bowling.

Flight Service
Flight Service MegaDork
1/17/15 3:01 p.m.

did you look like a bowling ball?

N Sperlo
N Sperlo MegaDork
1/17/15 3:28 p.m.

Using three fingers always starts with a taco.

Toyman01
Toyman01 MegaDork
1/17/15 4:49 p.m.

If I went bowling after 25 tacos, the explosion during the first bowl would take out the front of the building.

fasted58
fasted58 PowerDork
1/17/15 5:08 p.m.
JohnInKansas wrote: I ate 25 awesome tacos in one sitting over Christmas. And then went bowling.

Is that what they call it now?

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