Thanks for the link shiny happy person. That E36 M3s nightmare fuel. 
Thanks for the link shiny happy person. That E36 M3s nightmare fuel.
Lesley wrote: Ugh, talk about creepy – my skin's still crawling. I gave up TV almost ten years ago, the reality trend was just too distasteful to sit through. About the only time I watch is at the gym when I'm stuck on the elliptical for half an hour. Tonight, there was this show on weird addictions – featuring a British couple with a collection of some 150 "love dolls" – some of which they stored in coffins. These two wackjobs estimate they've spent about $150,000 on their "collection", including one "german-engineered" doll with an "internal heating system" which set them back $15,000.I'm feeling exceedingly normal....
Some of them are really creepily life like. I first saw one about 10 years ago when I worked overnights. This little wormy looking guy wrestled one into the bus at about 2 am. As he drug her down the aisle I joked about not paying for her. After spending quite a while getting her seated just right he came back to explain she was sadly not real, just very very pretty. Then he talked to her the whole way.
Relevant: Watch the movie Surrogates.
GameboyRMH wrote: Relevant: Watch the movie Surrogates.
Actually a MUCH better sci-fi movie than I expected. Good plot twist, too.
Awesome synthetic, your a chiver!
That's not even the creepiest real doll they have had in the Chive. Those are just plain terrible.
Chive on
Joey
Their too skinny too. If I can see an imprint of my hootus while I'm tapping that, I ant' tapping that.
Wow, that is just plain weird. The eyes in particular are really creepy.
I'm generally not one to interfere much in my kid's decisions about things she wants to do (happily she doesn't show any interest in stuff that would get her in trouble), but if she were to want to do this I would have to put my foot down hard.
Wally wrote:Lesley wrote: Ugh, talk about creepy – my skin's still crawling. I gave up TV almost ten years ago, the reality trend was just too distasteful to sit through. About the only time I watch is at the gym when I'm stuck on the elliptical for half an hour. Tonight, there was this show on weird addictions – featuring a British couple with a collection of some 150 "love dolls" – some of which they stored in coffins. These two wackjobs estimate they've spent about $150,000 on their "collection", including one "german-engineered" doll with an "internal heating system" which set them back $15,000.Some of them are really creepily life like. I first saw one about 10 years ago when I worked overnights. This little wormy looking guy wrestled one into the bus at about 2 am. As he drug her down the aisle I joked about not paying for her. After spending quite a while getting her seated just right he came back to explain she was sadly not real, just very very pretty. Then he talked to her the whole way.
The upside is that they can't procreate and that makes the world a better place. 
"Golly Ken, what kind of snarling animal is that?"
carzan wrote:Wally wrote:The upside is that they can't procreate and that makes the world a better place.Lesley wrote: Ugh, talk about creepy – my skin's still crawling. I gave up TV almost ten years ago, the reality trend was just too distasteful to sit through. About the only time I watch is at the gym when I'm stuck on the elliptical for half an hour. Tonight, there was this show on weird addictions – featuring a British couple with a collection of some 150 "love dolls" – some of which they stored in coffins. These two wackjobs estimate they've spent about $150,000 on their "collection", including one "german-engineered" doll with an "internal heating system" which set them back $15,000.Some of them are really creepily life like. I first saw one about 10 years ago when I worked overnights. This little wormy looking guy wrestled one into the bus at about 2 am. As he drug her down the aisle I joked about not paying for her. After spending quite a while getting her seated just right he came back to explain she was sadly not real, just very very pretty. Then he talked to her the whole way.
Mmm... maybe that German company is working on adding that function for their next models...
Curmudgeon wrote:carzan wrote:Mmm... maybe that German company is working on adding that function for their next models...Wally wrote:The upside is that they can't procreate and that makes the world a better place.Lesley wrote: Ugh, talk about creepy – my skin's still crawling. I gave up TV almost ten years ago, the reality trend was just too distasteful to sit through. About the only time I watch is at the gym when I'm stuck on the elliptical for half an hour. Tonight, there was this show on weird addictions – featuring a British couple with a collection of some 150 "love dolls" – some of which they stored in coffins. These two wackjobs estimate they've spent about $150,000 on their "collection", including one "german-engineered" doll with an "internal heating system" which set them back $15,000.Some of them are really creepily life like. I first saw one about 10 years ago when I worked overnights. This little wormy looking guy wrestled one into the bus at about 2 am. As he drug her down the aisle I joked about not paying for her. After spending quite a while getting her seated just right he came back to explain she was sadly not real, just very very pretty. Then he talked to her the whole way.
curtis73 wrote: I'd toss it in her pooper.
If she has taken this trend to it's logical end - she won't have one.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:curtis73 wrote: I'd toss it in her pooper.If she has taken this trend to it's logical end - she won't have one.
So you make a new one.
JoeyM wrote:GameboyRMH wrote: Relevant: Watch the movie Surrogates.Actually a MUCH better sci-fi movie than I expected. Good plot twist, too.
I used to live near the police station in that movie You can't forget that building...
ThePhranc wrote:Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:So you make a new one.curtis73 wrote: I'd toss it in her pooper.If she has taken this trend to it's logical end - she won't have one.
I have an apple coring tool. It is used for making pies.
At first I thought this was dolls that look like girls. No, this is way worse. This is pretty creepy.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: If she has taken this trend to it's logical end - she won't have one.
What someone as anatomically accurate as a Ken (or Barbie) doll may look like.
(Google Image Search for "metatron dogma" has the actual "unveiling" as the second hit, not sure if that would be kosher to post)
You'll need to log in to post.
