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sachilles
sachilles Dork
12/31/10 10:34 a.m.

call me tater salad.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
12/31/10 10:47 a.m.

THOSE ARE NOT PILLOWS!

pilotbraden
pilotbraden Reader
12/31/10 10:47 a.m.

Y'all see that

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
12/31/10 10:49 a.m.

What gets bloodstains out?

Strike_Zero
Strike_Zero HalfDork
12/31/10 11:04 a.m.

What had happen was . . .

corytate
corytate New Reader
12/31/10 12:55 p.m.

non-fat dairy creamer

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury SuperDork
12/31/10 2:42 p.m.

Next time, dont talk

hands to your self

dont talk to strangers

Im cold, wanna cuddle

CarKid1989
CarKid1989 Dork
12/31/10 2:51 p.m.

That's why we're best-friends.

Woody
Woody SuperDork
12/31/10 2:53 p.m.

Aren't you Charlie Sheen?

poopshovel
poopshovel SuperDork
12/31/10 3:27 p.m.

Who's 'bottom?' NOT IT!

AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair SuperDork
12/31/10 4:19 p.m.

Tastes like E36 M3, huh?

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury SuperDork
12/31/10 4:45 p.m.
AngryCorvair wrote: Tastes like E36 M3, huh?

/thread

ckosacranoid
ckosacranoid Dork
12/31/10 4:55 p.m.

She was your daughter?

He was your son?

ansonivan
ansonivan HalfDork
12/31/10 5:28 p.m.

Kelly's a dude's name?

Ignorant
Ignorant SuperDork
12/31/10 6:16 p.m.

With syrup or Jelly?

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
12/31/10 6:43 p.m.

I forgot I've actually woken up in a jail cell. Huh. It was probably something like...

Is that puke mine?

Slyp_Dawg
Slyp_Dawg Reader
12/31/10 7:49 p.m.

... Well, that almost worked.

Chebbie_SB
Chebbie_SB HalfDork
1/1/11 11:54 a.m.

Warren Zevon said: "Send lawyers, guns & money !"

vwcorvette
vwcorvette Reader
1/1/11 1:49 p.m.

Um...err...what...who...?

triumph5
triumph5 Dork
1/1/11 1:57 p.m.

Move and your dead

Jay
Jay Dork
1/1/11 4:13 p.m.

Where are my pants?

tuna55
tuna55 Dork
1/1/11 6:46 p.m.
Salanis wrote: Is the car okay?

Nicely played sir, nicely played.

That was five, though. Mine would be..

"what the hell happened?"

TuffWork
TuffWork New Reader
1/1/11 8:35 p.m.

awe sh*t, not again

AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair SuperDork
1/1/11 10:36 p.m.

[Marion Barry] Bitch set me up! [/Marion Barry]

AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair SuperDork
1/1/11 10:37 p.m.

[Homer] Mmmm, tube steak..... Doh! [/Homer]

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