Wally, you missed this?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081018/ap_on_fe_st/odd_vacuum_sex

Oh wait, doesn't Quasi live in that area?

As my mother might say, "do you know where that has been?"

Closer to Joey or Sten than me...

It doesn't actually SAY the guy was wearing a dress, so I can see how Wally might have missed it.

Of course, it doesn't say he wasn't wearing a dress, either.

Yahoo said:Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash.

Doesn't "favors" imply special treatment? That implies the vaccum chose to do these things. Why can't they just say he humped the thing

Really, what are these people thinking? Weirdness and grossness aside, I imagine sticking your...unit...in any sort of suction pump would be quite painful.

GameboyRMH wrote: Really, what are these people thinking? Weirdness and grossness aside, I imagine sticking your...unit...in any sort of suction pump would be quite painful.

I guess you never know for sure until you try.

Mental wrote:

Yahoo said:Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash.

Doesn't "favors" imply special treatment? That implies the vaccum chose to do these things. Why can't they just say he humped the thing

Not only chose, but gave a preferred rate. "C'mon buddy.. normally it's 1.25, but for you, 75 cents." But you gotta use the high pressure wash and hot wax first.

Mental wrote: Doesn't "favors" imply special treatment? That implies the vaccum chose to do these things. Why can't they just say he humped the thing

In court he could try and claim it was raping him. I imagine most judges could use a comedy interlude between their bread & butter sociopaths.

J

sucks to be him

I was busy at my new part time job running the mayor's kayak race

Vacuums for $1.25 for five minutes, you won't find that deal downtown!

Vacuum cleaner attendant said:Hey Joel, someone needs to call Ghostbusters cause there is some ectoplasmic slime all over this vacuum.

Joel, the other vacuum cleaner attendant said:Ummm... yeah, that ain't ectoplasm!