iceracer
iceracer UberDork
2/24/13 5:16 p.m.

Man stores his .45 ammunition in the oven GF decides to warm up the pizza. Didn't turn out too well.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo UltimaDork
2/24/13 5:19 p.m.

Must not have preheated the oven properly for ammunition. Dummy.

novaderrik
novaderrik UltraDork
2/24/13 6:46 p.m.

link or it didn't happen...

who's the blame the most for the outcome in this scenario: the guy that put the ammo in there, or the woman that didn't check to make sure there wasn't anything in the oven before turning it on?

or am i the only person that ever checks to make sure the oven is empty before turning it on?

N Sperlo
N Sperlo UltimaDork
2/24/13 6:55 p.m.

http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/st-petersburg-woman-injured-after-bullet-left-inside-oven-explodes/1275754

Next time.

Fueled by Caffeine
Fueled by Caffeine MegaDork
2/24/13 7:34 p.m.

Florida wins.

HiTempguy
HiTempguy UltraDork
2/24/13 8:23 p.m.
novaderrik wrote: or am i the only person that ever checks to make sure the oven is empty before turning it on?

My mom has an insane desire to put crap in the oven. I haven't lived at home in over 5 years, but I still check everytime.

friedgreencorrado
friedgreencorrado PowerDork
2/24/13 9:03 p.m.
N Sperlo wrote: http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/st-petersburg-woman-injured-after-bullet-left-inside-oven-explodes/1275754 Next time.

At least the reporter said "magazine", instead of "clip". Sign of progress?

N Sperlo
N Sperlo UltimaDork
2/24/13 9:05 p.m.
friedgreencorrado wrote:
N Sperlo wrote: http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/st-petersburg-woman-injured-after-bullet-left-inside-oven-explodes/1275754 Next time.
At least the reporter said "magazine", instead of "clip". Sign of progress?

Slowly and not so surely. They'll probably revert.

poopshovel
poopshovel UltimaDork
2/24/13 9:47 p.m.
Fueled by Caffeine wrote: Florida wins.

Yup. They should make new bumper stickers/license plates: "Keep Florida berkeleying Insane."

JoeyM
JoeyM UltimaDork
2/24/13 10:36 p.m.

Ummmmm.....ammo should be stored in spam cans in the closet

Appleseed
Appleseed PowerDork
2/25/13 3:07 a.m.

Ammo should be stored in fuse blocks.

mad_machine
mad_machine MegaDork
2/25/13 3:58 a.m.
HiTempguy wrote:
novaderrik wrote: or am i the only person that ever checks to make sure the oven is empty before turning it on?
My mom has an insane desire to put crap in the oven. I haven't lived at home in over 5 years, but I still check everytime.

Having grown up in a house that was about 10 feet above mean low water.. it was standard operating proceedure to store bread and cereal in the oven where the pilot light would keep it from getting stale and moldy.

New ovens do not have pilot lights.. but I still check

JoeyM
JoeyM UltimaDork
2/25/13 5:33 a.m.
fasted58
fasted58 UberDork
2/25/13 5:49 a.m.

ovens are for curing hi-temp paint or powder coat... not waffles or ammo

slantvaliant
slantvaliant SuperDork
2/25/13 9:23 a.m.

Was it baked to perfection?

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
2/25/13 9:29 a.m.

"What she didn't know was that her friend Javarski "JJ" Sandy, 25, had placed a magazine from his .45-caliber Glock 21 in the oven. It's unclear why he would do that."

Should we add this to the pranks thread?

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