What annoys you?

That awful cover of David Bowie's "Space Oddity" in the commercial for the awful new Lincoln whatever it is.

Why does Lincoln still exist, anyway?

People who think they are grammatical guru's on various forums because they can't point out:

You're vs your

or

There, their, they're

Way to have mastered elementary grammar skills and be an adult who still brags about it.

it annoys me that there are enough people who have NOT mastered elementary grammar skills to warrant people who have, to be proud of the fact.

Gee, how much time do I have?

Corvettes, Mustangs, Porsches and BMWs with automatic transmissions. Particularly when on car lots and I have to get out of my car and look inside, only to be disappointed I ever stopped.

As mentioned before, no mufflers on Harleys in a pathetic belief it's about 'safety'.

The "blue screen of death" I regularly get on my work laptop. Memory dump this, beeotch.

SPEED channel. Pretty much the whole thing.

Any commercial with a NASCAR driver wearing his fire suit in a non-race setting. Once you wear one, you'll know why I find this to be the ultimate in absurdity.

Targa Newfoundland taking place on an island that is too far for me to get to on my budget/vacation schedule.

Drop-kick dogs and the people who own them.

Press 1 for English.

Plumbing problems and my inability to connect two pieces of pipe without it leaking.

John McCain and Barack Obama.

People who criticize Fox News and Bill O'Reilly but have never watched either.

People who complain that winning Challenge cars can't possibly be built for $200x. These are usually people who own nothing more than a set of Taiwan sockets and can't change their oil without a Chilton manual.

Anyone who posts on message boards and writes either in cell phone texting lingo or phonetically as a gangsta rapper.

pelolle who type like this annys me because there is no periodsss and they use commas incorrectly,,, like this you see what i mean and no capitalization or grammars because its esyr to tyiep like this and not check your crap when your done that annoyd m e alot

Also: reverse discrimination annoys me. The quota system is the most retarded system ever created to deal with job / college acceptance because it is based on statistics. Ask any statistician: statistics never represents reality - it only represents a sample of a population!

Some E36 M3 head from the hood gets my position at work (or I get denied to a college because said E36 M3 head takes my place in line) solely because he is a minority. "Poor grades, piss-poor attendence, and low SAT scores don't matter. We need more federal funding!"

Some people like me post from a god dang PSP and use cell phone text because it's easier.....get over yourself, you sir annoy me now.

I can't stand how ESPN go balls to the wall with coverage about the stupidest things in sports. I really don't think 30 minutes of sportscenter needs to be devoted to one world series game.

I can't stand my girlfriends dog. It's a Boston terrier, it is annoying and never shuts up just like people from Boston.

I can't stand John Gruden. Yea he took my Bucs to a superbowl and a couple of playoffs but, I can't stand his play calling or the fact that he thinks old QBs are better. Jeff Garcia is decent, but he'd be a better fit as an interior designer in San Francisco.

George O' Leary annoys me. He took the black out of the uniforms for the football program, speaking of which we are lacking in black people on the team as well! Also the Pro Form offense might have worked in the 80s but it obviously isn't working this season, especially without Kevin Smith. Look into something a bit more explosive, this would help if you want to work the program into a BCS conference.

wasn't it not too long ago that ucf wasn't even a division 1 school? they're going to have to become a powerhouse if you want to move into a bcs conference. then get in line behind boise state, byu, utah, and tcu.

Baseball Football

What are they

In alphabetical order:

Democrats

Fog

Republicans

The relationship is obvious.

People who think wearing pants with one leg pulled up and walk around with a limp, like they had some sort of old football injury that was acting up again, is some sort of fashion statment.

People who insist that watching MTV and wearing their hat sideways automatically elevates them to such a level of COOLNESS or being FAT, PH-FAT, that that automatically qualifies them to be an expert on anything.

Rednecks in trucks that come barreling down on you when your sitting at red light minding your own business and when you look up to see what that monstrosity is in your rear view mirror, all you see are axles, tires and maybe a bumper.

Fat people who go out of their way to be lazy, now think about that one for awhile.

People who think staying 5-10mph under the speed limit is, quote 'driving safely'.

People who can't grasp the idea that you can actually make a turn or go around a corner or a curve in the roadway without having to hit the brakes, GASP, perish the thought!

Politicians that support socialistic programs that go against the very fundamentals economics. I think every elected government official should be required to take and complete courses in macro and micro economics before they can propose or vote on any proposal that concerns their state and this countries fiscal well being.

Those male enhancement advertisements. Is it me, or is every guy suppose to be constantly concern about how large his Johnson is to have any sort of self worth. So what if your Wang is small, its not the end of the world; long and thin will get you in, short and fat is where its at.

confuZion3, do you feel uncomfortably energetic? Made with lightning.......REAL.......LIGHTNING!

my favorite flavor I FIZZBITCH!

RAWBERRY!

Politicians who think the government is the answer to everything.

iolite wrote: Is it me, or is every guy suppose to be constantly concern about how large his Johnson is to have any sort of self worth. So what if your Wang is small, its not the end of the world; long and thin will get you in, short and fat is where its at.

Settle down there small-ween, you'll give yourself a cramp.

Ouch!I

Now Walter, I wasn't declaring anything, try not to read into people too deeply, that last part was a quote from a co-worker.

If I was going to try to compensate for something, I wouldn't have bought an M3, I would have bought a Porsche.

Strizzo wrote: wasn't it not too long ago that ucf wasn't even a division 1 school? they're going to have to become a powerhouse if you want to move into a bcs conference. then get in line behind boise state, byu, utah, and tcu.

They've been in D1 for a while now. Remember Daunte Culpepper? Look at what one of my previous Universities has done...FAU started out 8 years ago and already won a conference title and a bowl game in seven years going from D2 to D1. Look at what another Florida school in USF has done. UCF just needs a good coach, not some old hag who lies on his resume and tends to screw things up everywhere he goes.

iDouches annoy me.

hey, i was just pointing out that if ucf wants to get into a bcs conference, there are other schools that appear above them on the list. if you can't appreciate that, get bent.

cat scratches....honestly, what on god's green earth is in cat claws that causes massive welts and hive-like symptoms!!??

people that put the lid down...gross, why would you touch that, even with your foot, once its up?!

oh, and CarKid1989 annoys me too....honesty, just plop your arse in the miata and enjoy ;)

procker wrote:

cat scratches....honestly, what on god's green earth is in cat claws that causes massive welts and hive-like symptoms!!??

Cat E36 M3

procker wrote: people that put the lid down...gross, why would you touch that, even with your foot, once its up?!

To take a E36 M3

So, the answer to both questions is E36 M3.

So apparently E36 M3 + procker = annoyed

Will wrote: That awful cover of David Bowie's "Space Oddity" in the commercial for the awful new Lincoln whatever it is.

Who's idea was that?

confuZion3 wrote: 8.) People who complain.

So, wait, I'm confused. Isn't this complaining?

Joey

That's why his name is confuZion3!

CAPSLOCK.