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Mitchell
Mitchell SuperDork
4/11/13 1:37 p.m.
GameboyRMH wrote:
Mitchell wrote: I'm a produce manager in a grocery store. My goal is to make people happy through fruits and vegetables.
Would you say that you please people with vegetables?

Jerry
Jerry Reader
4/11/13 1:49 p.m.

I am the quality manager at a small company that works with machines that measure coating and plating thickness. Large X-Ray fluorescence units, desktop beta backscatter units, handheld electronic gauges.

I try to explain to others and I can see their eyelids droop as I speak. Not very exciting. (Although I have customers such as NASA, every car part and manufacturer themselves, Hitachi disk drive parts, etc.)

monark192
monark192 HalfDork
4/11/13 1:56 p.m.

Mortgage Broker.

Can't think of anything interesting to say about that..

yamaha
yamaha UltraDork
4/11/13 2:00 p.m.
monark192 wrote: Mortgage Broker. Can't think of anything interesting to say about that..

Professional Gambler......that is the better way to describe it

singleslammer
singleslammer Dork
4/11/13 2:03 p.m.
DaveEstey wrote: Online marketing strategist dealing with automotive clients mainly.

That sounds fun! That is something that is what I have been looking for.

To answer the question, I currently deliver auto parts. I was a marketing specialist at one of the largest utility tool manufacturers in the US. It was sucking the life out of me.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
4/11/13 2:06 p.m.

I'm in the emancipation beverages business.

dinger
dinger Reader
4/11/13 2:06 p.m.

Engineer at a Utility company, designing and supporting telemetry and communication systems for the electrical grid.

Beer Baron
Beer Baron UltimaDork
4/11/13 2:08 p.m.

I am a Shift Supervisor at North Coast Brewing. Just got promoted two weeks ago from "Brewer/Cellarman". I make Old Rasputin, Scrimshaw, and the rest of our great beers.

ultraclyde
ultraclyde Dork
4/11/13 2:14 p.m.

Research & Development Chemist at Clean Control Corporation, maker of a myriad of household cleaning, disinfecting, and deodorizing products. Our big product is OdoBan hard surface cleaner/disinfectant/deodorizer, available in WalMart, Sam's Club, and Home Depot nationwide!

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
4/11/13 2:34 p.m.
Conquest351 wrote: I'm a service advisor at a Ford dealership. I get paid to take ass chewings all day long. Can you tell what kinda day I'm having?

I'm a service advisor at a Dodge dealership. I get paid to take ass chewings all day long.

Can you tell what kinda day I'm having?

cutter67
cutter67 HalfDork
4/11/13 2:40 p.m.
Beer Baron wrote: I am a Shift Supervisor at North Coast Brewing. Just got promoted two weeks ago from "Brewer/Cellarman". I make Old Rasputin, Scrimshaw, and the rest of our great beers.

Old Rasputin.....Black Beer.....

very very good

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
4/11/13 2:41 p.m.
Curmudgeon wrote:
Conquest351 wrote: I'm a service advisor at a Ford dealership. I get paid to take ass chewings all day long. Can you tell what kinda day I'm having?
I'm a service advisor at a Dodge dealership. I get paid to take ass chewings all day long. Can you tell what kinda day I'm having?

Better to have your salad tossed than to have to toss that salad.

wbjones
wbjones UberDork
4/11/13 2:54 p.m.

RETIRED

DeadSkunk
DeadSkunk SuperDork
4/11/13 2:55 p.m.

I'm retired.

wbjones
wbjones UberDork
4/11/13 3:03 p.m.

you may have used more smilies but I used BOLD & CAPS

pres589
pres589 SuperDork
4/11/13 3:03 p.m.

Electrical Engineer. I'm sort of an integration, certification, and support guy. My work is on jet aircraft.

Sometimes I dream about doing this stuff on other sorts of vehicles.

Strike_Zero
Strike_Zero Dork
4/11/13 3:07 p.m.

IT peon/trainer/process engr/task master . . . I support a client with close to 7000 web applications. My "title" is Incident Managment Team Lead. We haven't missed one SLA since I took over about two years ago.

I also work at home . . .

David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
4/11/13 3:09 p.m.

Make magazines and stuff like that.

JoeyM
JoeyM UltimaDork
4/11/13 3:11 p.m.
David S. Wallens wrote: Make magazines and stuff like that.

...and for this, we all owe you a beer.

BARNCA
BARNCA Dork
4/11/13 3:17 p.m.

groundskeeper at a small golf course in NH.

Datsun310Guy
Datsun310Guy UberDork
4/11/13 3:18 p.m.

I sell hoses - thank you, I've already heard all the "hoser, eh?" jokes.

tuna55
tuna55 UberDork
4/11/13 3:22 p.m.

A lot of you guys have interesting jobs

I design accessories for large scale power producing gas turbine upgrades and uprates.

Not as cool as it sounds.

Spoolpigeon
Spoolpigeon Dork
4/11/13 3:23 p.m.

Retail auto parts manager. I friggin hate it, but holding out until Ms. Pigeon finishes school and finds a decent job. Then on to something less stressful.

Brokeback
Brokeback New Reader
4/11/13 3:24 p.m.

I work as a metallurgical engineer at a copper/moly/gold company. Not what I expected to do going to college, but its pretty cool! Smelter: Flotation - had an old timer tell me I was a "bubble rancher" haha

cutter67
cutter67 HalfDork
4/11/13 3:26 p.m.

In reply to BARNCA:

do you know him i heard he was a pretty famous assistant groundskeeper

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