What do you do for Living?

I'm a professional butterfly trainer, and my wife is a part time pencil sharpener. Our home budget is 2.3m

I was a semi-professional elevator wrangler in a past life.

I'm an underwater canoe therapist. We help canoes that have been flipped get right side up again through holistic interpretive dance and intense shock therapy. It's an emerging field.

slefain said:

I'm an underwater canoe therapist. We help canoes that have been flipped get right side up again through holistic interpretive dance and intense shock therapy. It's an emerging field.

Are you training new staff? I'm good at being underwater and have previous experience with flipping all kinds of vehicles. 

I rescue dogs from shelters and drive a car filled with dog fur.

I am a professional whitewater racer. I race in the C1 class.

In reply to alexachris1 :

I am a professional URL-update requestor. It's an esoteric job. I go to forums and ask their moderators to update URLs. I'm working now:

Mods: Could we update OP's URL to https://grassrootsmotorsports.com/forum/

Fun fact: canoes have parts on them called "thwarts" (seriously). By updating the OP's URL, the purpose of the post will have been...thwarted.

Okay, I am a semi-professional racecar driver and an amateur tattoo artist.

I don't do nuthin'.

I go back to the hardware store for the stuff I didn't think of the last time, and the stuff that cropped up since then.

I think I'll probably be doing this forever. I think I went to the hardware store for the first time when I was only a few years old, and it's still going on.

I'm a professional poker player.  Please DM me your funds and I will get to work.

Jackleg of alll trades. My specialty is restoring  antique harmonicas.

In reply to M2Pilot :

Well, maybe not alll trades.  Spelling seems to be something I haven't mastered.

Dad, finder of lost things. Children employ my services after an encounter with Mom, loser of  found things.  In all my years, the only thing I have failed to recover is a Berking 10mm socket and the GRM store is still sold out. 

I build commercial grade sex robots. 

I used to question people about the air speed velocities of unladen swallows.

I'm on onlyfans.

Times are tough, don't judge...

I'm a master debater and a cunning linguist.

I design, arrange, and install shrubberies

In reply to Jesse Ransom :

I did a big plumbing project and I went to Menards 3x and Ace HW 1x on a single Saturday.  

Hoping to never break that record.  

I just took a position as the guy who removes a transmission in a few hours, then spends a week finding other things to do to avoid putting it back in.

My name Rusty Shackelford. I'm self employed and run a business called "Dale's Dead Bug" in a quaint Dallas, TX suburb. 

I charter my yacht, specializing in three hour tours.

Professional gecko wrangler & cricket rancher. Let your imagination take it from there...

Also, a part-time altar boy at The Temples of Syrinx