They were playing Kid Rock at the gas station this evening, so I went to a different gas station instead of punching a baby and burning the place to the ground.
They were playing Kid Rock at the gas station this evening, so I went to a different gas station instead of punching a baby and burning the place to the ground.
poopshovel again said:wheelsmithy said:Pop Country. I like to re-write the lyrics in my head to make them dirty.
example "All you have to do is put your d*ck in my hand"
another " Are you going to (starts with an F, rhymes with list") me or what."
We should collaborate some time. “Drankin them ice cold beers. Suckin off truck-stop queers. Talkin bout dicks. Talkin bout butts. Talkin bout big hairy chin-slappin’ nuts.”
I really want to start a homo-erotic nucountry band. The record will start off subtle and get more overt. Like in songs one and two you’re like “Wait...did he just say “dude?” Nah. Must’ve been “girl.” And by the end, you’re frantically writing letters to the PMRC.
Crap, I missed this until now. It's almost too easy, and makes the rednecks I seem to perpetually be working with so angry.
me-" Jason Aldean, any relation to Paula Dean?"
I can sort of play bass. I'm in.
On an unrelated note, I also like to tell people That guy in Nickelback came up with that name because every time he was violated in prison, the perp left a nickel on his back.
I hate pop-country, 90% of pop music that plays on the radio, Drake and 90% of metal.
Probably have to go with pop-country and new rap.
I believe the industry term is Mumble Rap. And, yes, it sucks ass.
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