I don't think it is your name.
Part of my past job was reviewing resumes and being part of a hiring team. I learned how to read through what people write about themselves very quickly, in fact somewhat ruthlessly. I had to review about 200 resumes per week, and we never interviewed more than 3-4 people per month.
You lost me in your first paragraph of this thread (before ever mentioning your name).
I'm not being critical, but maybe I can share a little view into how someone reviewing your resume is going to think. Try to be a little forgiving- this may not sound too nice...
The first read flag for me: Why the heck did it take this guy 7 years to finish a bachelors degree?
Second issue: "Busting ass in an internship". Couldn't have been busting too much ass, if it took him 7 years to finish a bachelor's degree. Plus, complaining about "busting ass in an internship" honestly sounds like someone who doesn't understand the rigors of the real world, and is whining.
Third issue: This guy thinks his resume is gonna land him a job. Oh boy...
Fourth issue: I sure hope it didn't really take him a year to get out only 30 resumes. That is less than a week's work.
Fifth issue: "Vastly less qualified candidates..." Thinks pretty highly of himself, doesn't he?
Sixth issue: Does he really think LinkedIn is any indication of anything whatsoever?? Surely he is kidding...
Seventh: "Cum Laude, Dean's Honors..." Oh boy, here comes the bragging...
Eighth: "Stellar references..." Why the heck are they only on his resume? If they are so stellar, why can't he ask them directly for a job lead or referral?
Ninth: "Well designed..." How would he know this? Has he reviewed hundreds of resumes, or sought the counsel of a professional, or is this his own humble opinion, that he learned in a classroom somewhere?
Tenth: "I'm the perfect candidate". Humble too. How the heck would he know what I need, or anyone else??
And then the kicker. "Desmond" Seriously? Is this guy really gonna throw the race card? I'm not sure I can take any more...
(speculation...) You have not said a word about it, but judging by your general approach and your verbose nature, I bet your resume is 2 pages long. You may have even attached those "stellar references" as a third page. If I'm right, it's not a resume. It's a death warrant. No 24 year old has earned 2 pages worth of resume. None.
If I was looking to hire a journalism major, I'd LOVE to hire an African American, especially if he had a cool British name like "Desmond". It's serious market-share clout.
So I did you a favor, and Googled you (more than I would have done at this point if you were an actual candidate). Your LinkedIn page showed up. That's good. Well, no wait a minute... You don't have a single job experience that has anything whatsoever to do with journalism. That's REALLY, REALLY bad. Plus, it actually says you are "seeking an entry-level position in account management, public relations or social media content creation". Why would anyone interview you for a journalist job??
There is no way I'd call you in for an interview.
Honestly, the problem you are encountering has absolutely nothing to do with your name.
It's a cool name. Stick with it. But start to market yourself from the hiring person's perspective.
A couple of tips:
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Say everything you have to say in half as many words. Better yet, a third.
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Clean up your LinkedIn page. No one cares what classes you took. Have something there that indicates why you want to pursue journalism, and why you would be great at it, and passionate about it.
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Assume the person on the other side of the desk knows more about you than you do.
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Be preemptive. Since I can find all this crap about you, make sure you find a creative way to package it BEFORE I find it.
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Try to take a confident, but much more humble approach.
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A journalism BA is nothing really to brag about. Even with honors.
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I should have been able to easily find great writing of yours- a blog, a website, something fun and creative to read on your LinkedIn, etc.
Love 'ya man. Just trying to help. Hope you have some great opportunities really soon!