What's worse than E36 M3ing your pants?

Wall-e MegaDork
6/30/16 12:05 p.m.

Having someone else do it. http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2016/06/30/upper-east-side-feces-attack-suspect-search/

petegossett UltimaDork
6/30/16 12:15 p.m.

mndsm MegaDork
6/30/16 1:59 p.m.

I was just gonna say...E36 M3ting someone elses pants?

Brian MegaDork
6/30/16 2:01 p.m.

That flight Leslie went on?

EastCoastMojo Mod Squad
6/30/16 2:21 p.m.

Being in a swimming pool during an LFI (Liquid Fecal Incident).

WildScotsRacing HalfDork
6/30/16 3:46 p.m.

EastCoastMojo wrote: Being in a swimming pool during an LFI (Liquid Fecal Incident).

Could someone hotlink a certain scene from Caddyshack, please?

ncjay SuperDork
6/30/16 3:56 p.m.

O.K. I'll play. What's worse than E36 M3ting your pants? Being stuck for several hours in a small plane, train, or something similar after E36 M3ting your pants.

The0retical Dork
6/30/16 4:54 p.m.

I was going to go with: Having to check if you E36 M3 your pants. Especially on a hot day.

EastCoastMojo Mod Squad
6/30/16 5:33 p.m.

Never get on an elevator when you already really need to go.

oldopelguy UltraDork
6/30/16 7:29 p.m.

What about having the bottom bunk when the guy in the middle bunk manages to stumble back to the boat simultaneously soiled with vomit, urine, feces, nasal mucus and spilled beer and insist on trying to climb into bed dressed?

I've only once cut another man's clothes off with a knife while two other men held him in the shower, and it was that night.

EastCoastMojo Mod Squad
6/30/16 7:56 p.m.

oldopelguy wrote: I've only once cut another man's clothes off with a knife while two other men held him in the shower, and it was that night.

This sounds like the first line of a great noir flick.

aircooled MegaDork
6/30/16 10:14 p.m.

WildScotsRacing wrote:
EastCoastMojo wrote: Being in a swimming pool during an LFI (Liquid Fecal Incident).
Could someone hotlink a certain scene from Caddyshack, please?

https://www.youtube.com/embed/TPxiXGr9nFM

Appleseed MegaDork
7/1/16 10:57 a.m.

EastCoastMojo wrote:
oldopelguy wrote: I've only once cut another man's clothes off with a knife while two other men held him in the shower, and it was that night.
This sounds like the first line of a great noir flick.

That sounds like a bad Navy seaman joke.

pilotbraden SuperDork
7/1/16 11:32 a.m.

ncjay wrote: O.K. I'll play. What's worse than E36 M3ting your pants? Being stuck for several hours in a small plane, train, or something similar after E36 M3ting your pants.

Being the pilot of a Cessna 402 when the paying passenger craps their pants and the passenger insists that everything is fine, that was a nauseating 90 minutes.