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novaderrik
novaderrik PowerDork
2/25/14 2:36 p.m.

i always just assume that everyone on the other side of teh internets looks either like this:

or like this:

and sometimes like this:

and i assume that everyone else thinks the same about me, so it works out..

mad_machine
mad_machine MegaDork
2/25/14 2:44 p.m.

who you vote for does not matter. The people who are actually doing this are not voted in politicians.

DaveEstey
DaveEstey UberDork
2/25/14 2:56 p.m.

You're all wrong!

Now fight.

Derick Freese
Derick Freese UltraDork
2/25/14 3:05 p.m.

So, I should be paid to be a troll? Dammit, I'm in the wrong business.

ultraclyde
ultraclyde SuperDork
2/25/14 3:10 p.m.
mad_machine wrote: who you vote for does not matter. The people who are actually doing this are not voted in politicians.

This. The politicians are the the distraction technique.

Bobzilla
Bobzilla PowerDork
2/25/14 3:15 p.m.

change enough of them and things can change. If not, then the system is truly broken and it's time for the words no one wants to say out loud.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
2/25/14 3:25 p.m.
Bobzilla wrote: change enough of them and things can change. If not, then the system is truly broken and it's time for the words no one wants to say out loud.

Beetleguise?

Bobzilla
Bobzilla PowerDork
2/25/14 3:26 p.m.

The Germans may have finally won....

mad_machine
mad_machine MegaDork
2/25/14 4:34 p.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
Bobzilla wrote: change enough of them and things can change. If not, then the system is truly broken and it's time for the words no one wants to say out loud.
Beetleguise?

Beetleguise!

Kenny_McCormic
Kenny_McCormic UberDork
2/25/14 4:46 p.m.

I'm so surprised, no really, I am, I figured it would take at last another 3 years before they figured out how to ruin people with the internet.

The
The HalfDork
2/26/14 10:46 a.m.

kazoospec
kazoospec Dork
2/26/14 11:42 a.m.

This is all a made-up hoax. Email me and I'll give you the real story. I'll also give you the lowdown on this "Giant Purple Snorkelwacker" guy.

Bob Smith - notaspy @nsa .gov

EDIT: OK, don't really do this, you'll probably end up on a watch list.

Bobzilla
Bobzilla PowerDork
2/26/14 1:16 p.m.
kazoospec wrote: This is all a made-up hoax. Email me and I'll give you the real story. I'll also give you the lowdown on this "Giant Purple Snorkelwacker" guy. Bob Smith - notaspy @nsa .gov EDIT: OK, don't really do this, you'll probably end up on a watch list.

Are you kidding? We're already ON a watch list (or 3).

scardeal
scardeal Dork
2/26/14 1:20 p.m.

It's all true! I AM a 13 year old pimply nerd who works for the NSA in my parents' basement, so I know how the government is trying to control your minds using alien technology.

AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair PowerDork
2/26/14 4:37 p.m.

In reply to Giant Purple Snorklewacker:

i have found some kind of temporary sanity in this...

novaderrik
novaderrik PowerDork
2/27/14 11:53 a.m.
Bobzilla wrote:
kazoospec wrote: This is all a made-up hoax. Email me and I'll give you the real story. I'll also give you the lowdown on this "Giant Purple Snorkelwacker" guy. Bob Smith - notaspy @nsa .gov EDIT: OK, don't really do this, you'll probably end up on a watch list.
Are you kidding? We're already ON a watch list (or 3).

everyone is on a whole bunch of watch lists... and if by some miracle you aren't on a watch list, you will be soon because you are obviously doing something wrong that means you need to be watched.

it's a part of life..

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