Why is it always FL?

mad_machine wrote: that is a shame.. to die because of somebody else's stupidity. I have no problem with the darwin awards.. but when somebody innocent gets removed from the genepool.. that is a tragedy

This. I hate when people die because of the stupidity of others.

I know that guy is going to feel awful, but dammit that isn't enough this time.

That story reminds me why I love guns and motorcycles. They have a way of getting rid of stupid people.

Bump:

http://www.uproxx.com/up/2014/04/topless-woman-mcdonalds/

Edit: Whoops, I thought this was the crazy florida people thread.

Man chokes mother to death

Otto Maddox wrote:

N Sperlo wrote:

Otto Maddox wrote: Cops suck. Protect and serve, my ass.

You suck.

How about cops generally suck? I know there are decent ones out there. But in general, they suck.

I read all the stories that show up here… I've yet to meet a single police officer that "sucked"

if there has been any problem with any interaction I've had with any police officers it's been my fault (and only a couple minor incidents)

I'm 65 yrs old … and have had many opportunities to interact with LEO's … like I said, never had any of "the cops suck" results

wbjones wrote:

Otto Maddox wrote:

N Sperlo wrote:

Otto Maddox wrote: Cops suck. Protect and serve, my ass.

You suck.

How about cops generally suck? I know there are decent ones out there. But in general, they suck.

I read all the stories that show up here… I've yet to meet a single police officer that "sucked"

I knew a girl in HS that went on to become a State Trooper. Does it count that she sucked before she was a LEO?

This is a 2+ year old thread. What ever happened to good ol' Otto?

All I can say about cops in Florida.... one word.. "waldo"

Is well marked with speed zone signs and warnings to slow down. It's not like they are buried behind bushes anymore.

They might be less lenient than other cops, but if you aren't speeding, then no biggie.

Enyar wrote: Bump: http://www.uproxx.com/up/2014/04/topless-woman-mcdonalds/ Edit: Whoops, I thought this was the crazy florida people thread.

This is precisely what I assumed this thread was about!

ThunderCougarFalconGoat wrote: Is well marked with speed zone signs and warnings to slow down. It's not like they are buried behind bushes anymore. They might be less lenient than other cops, but if you aren't speeding, then no biggie.

what I consider speeding and what they consider speeding are two different things. 5 over may be speeding, but it is actually slower than normal here in NJ.. they tend to frown at -anything- over the posted limit

So?

Speeding a little bit is still speeding, even if you've never been pulled over for it. If you only steal a little bit of stuff, is that ok as well?

Don't want to get pulled over? Don't exceed the posted speed limit. If you do speed, don't complain if you get pulled over.

ThunderCougarFalconGoat wrote: Speeding a little bit is still speeding.

It's just a little. Like a game of "Just the Tip" isn't berkeleying. It's just the tip.

So it's ok to speed if the road really wanted it?

"If they didn't want me speed, they wouldn't have dressed the road that way. Look at, that road is a total slut!"

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:

ThunderCougarFalconGoat wrote: Speeding a little bit is still speeding.

It's just a little. Like a game of "Just the Tip" isn't berkeleying. It's just the tip.

Its not gay until 2 knuckles in. 5 mph isn't speeding...

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/oddnews/teacher-who-%E2%80%98ordered-a-hit%E2%80%99-on-7th-grader-gets-fired-210750746.html

2 miles from bmw square headlights for

Otto Maddox wrote: Mr Zambrana, 48, took the two men into a small closet at Grace Connection Church in St Petersburg, Florida to show them the weapon I never voluntarily get into a closet with a man holding a gun. That is one of my rules in life.

Sorry, I make it a point to never get in a closet with another man (period).

no closets with guns, good rule

Karl La Follette wrote: 2 miles from bmw square headlights for

kill that S.O.B.

Who needs ? this guy does

ryanty22 wrote:

Karl La Follette wrote: 2 miles from bmw square headlights for

kill that S.O.B.

Karl La Follette wrote: 2 miles from bmw square headlights for

He defintely should be castrated so he can't father any more children.

spitfirebill wrote:

Karl La Follette wrote: 2 miles from bmw square headlights for

He defintely should be castrated so he can't father any more children.

Where he's going, I don't think he'll be fathering kids for quite awhile.

Florida strikes again!

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/oddnews/%E2%80%98her-crazy%E2%80%99--florida-woman-goes-on-rampage-after-storeowner-won%E2%80%99t-exchange-dollar-bills-for-her-jar-of-coins-195433789.html

"Florida woman goes on rampage after storeowner won’t exchange dollar bills for her jar of coins"

Yeah florida seems to have the market cornered on stupid

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/odd-news/soldier-in-battle-to-rid-home-of-squatters--florida-sheriff%E2%80%99s-office-says-it-can%E2%80%99t-do-anything-210607842.html