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Woody
Woody MegaDork
3/8/13 6:37 a.m.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4829108/police-arrest-woman-and-find-gun-inside-her-vagina.html

Toyman01
Toyman01 PowerDork
3/8/13 6:40 a.m.

I wonder if she had her concealed weapons permit?

petegossett
petegossett UberDork
3/8/13 7:22 a.m.

Talk about assault with a deadly weapon.

aussiesmg
aussiesmg UltimaDork
3/8/13 7:33 a.m.

The real question is was it a 22 or a Desert Eagle?

JoeyM
JoeyM UltimaDork
3/8/13 7:49 a.m.

Report says she had the meth baggies up her backside. I wonder if she switches carry method on alternate days. I'd also like to point out that this DID NOT HAPPEN IN FLORIDA!!!!!!

Oklahoma: the new home of crazy.

slantvaliant
slantvaliant SuperDork
3/8/13 8:02 a.m.

There was once a class of small handguns known as "muff pistols", intended for discreet concealed carry by women. I don't think this is the muff intended.

slantvaliant
slantvaliant SuperDork
3/8/13 8:06 a.m.

"It had three live rounds inside and one spent shell."

There's a joke in there somewhere ...

petegossett
petegossett UberDork
3/8/13 9:19 a.m.

Maybe she failed at "gang bang"????

Mitchell
Mitchell SuperDork
3/8/13 9:58 a.m.

Notice how the report is on a British website? Forget manufacturing, petroleum, and technology; America's greatest export is now ridiculous news.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH UltimaDork
3/8/13 11:28 a.m.

That's not a particularly small gun either...

Duke
Duke PowerDork
3/8/13 11:31 a.m.

slantvaliant
slantvaliant SuperDork
3/8/13 11:45 a.m.
GameboyRMH wrote: That's not a particularly small gun either...

For your pocket, it's pretty small. For insertion, it's HUGE.

At least she didn't have the fancy one:

Dangerous for everyone involved!

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH UltimaDork
3/8/13 11:48 a.m.
slantvaliant wrote: For your pocket, it's pretty small. For insertion, it's HUGE.

Notice that this doesn't have a trigger guard, I don't see a safety switch either

pilotbraden
pilotbraden SuperDork
3/8/13 12:08 p.m.
GameboyRMH wrote:
slantvaliant wrote: For your pocket, it's pretty small. For insertion, it's HUGE.
Notice that this doesn't have a trigger guard, I don't see a safety switch either

Revolvers do not have a safety. That is why she had the hammer on a spent shell.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
3/8/13 12:09 p.m.
slantvaliant wrote: There was once a class of small handguns known as "muff pistols", intended for discreet concealed carry by women. I don't think this is the muff intended.

This is the intended muff. I guess the girl just got confused due to common vernacular fo the word 'muff'.

What, none of y'all commented on the location of the meth involved in the same bust?

pilotbraden
pilotbraden SuperDork
3/8/13 12:13 p.m.
Curmudgeon wrote:
slantvaliant wrote: There was once a class of small handguns known as "muff pistols", intended for discreet concealed carry by women. I don't think this is the muff intended.
This is the intended muff. I guess the girl just got confused due to common vernacular fo the word 'muff'. What, none of y'all commented on the location of the meth involved in the same bust?

I am certain that it must have been some really good E36 M3.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH UltimaDork
3/8/13 12:16 p.m.

You could say she was double-stuffed

Zomby Woof
Zomby Woof UberDork
3/8/13 12:49 p.m.

Did you see any of the links below the story? This one was entertaining.

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/showbiz/4819487/woman-with-the-worlds-strongest-vagina.html

z31maniac
z31maniac PowerDork
3/8/13 1:19 p.m.
JoeyM wrote: Oklahoma: US Capital of Meth.

Fixed that for you.

DOesn't explain the number of rotund people here though.

16vCorey
16vCorey PowerDork
3/8/13 1:56 p.m.

Evansville, IN. = Proof that meth heads can be fat.

Kenny_McCormic
Kenny_McCormic Dork
3/8/13 3:50 p.m.

Wow, 3 rounds and an empty in a 5 shot gun, this ammo shortage is hitting everybody hard.

chuckles
chuckles Reader
3/8/13 4:07 p.m.
Zomby Woof wrote: Did you see any of the links below the story? This one was entertaining. http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/showbiz/4819487/woman-with-the-worlds-strongest-vagina.html

"WARNING: Some people may find this footage disturbing."

novaderrik
novaderrik UltraDork
3/8/13 11:24 p.m.
chuckles wrote:
Zomby Woof wrote: Did you see any of the links below the story? This one was entertaining. http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/showbiz/4819487/woman-with-the-worlds-strongest-vagina.html
"WARNING: Some people may find this footage disturbing."

in the first video, i couldn't help but notice that the woman host was twirling her hair and giving the Russian woman a kind of naughty look when she was explaining how the "egg" works..

conesare2seconds
conesare2seconds Reader
3/9/13 1:51 a.m.

For your pocket, it's pretty small. For insertion, it's HUGE.

Speak for yourself, but um...no. It was in her Bob Costas, not her shiny happy person.

singleslammer
singleslammer Dork
3/9/13 7:53 a.m.
z31maniac wrote:
JoeyM wrote: Oklahoma: US Capital of Meth.
Fixed that for you. DOesn't explain the number of rotund people here though.

Damn it, did Missouri lose our title?!

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