Wu Tang Miata

http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/cto/3477732832.html

Old dirty...

The last line made me lol.

That was a fairly humorous ad.

flagged that ish for BoCL, son!

LOL!

I need a translator.

Second to last line nearly closed the deal for me.

914Driver wrote: I need a translator.

Heck, I missed half of it and I used to live in 'Da Hood'. Slang changes so quickly.

M-I-A-T-A MAN.

That car ain't nuthin' ta f*** with.

springs cut with Shaolin steel.

That is one funny motherberkeleyer right there. Genius.

No, the GZA's the genius. "M-I-A-T-A Man" - now that's some funny E36 M3.

Wu-Tang Miata ain't nuttin' ta berkeley wit!

Wu-Tang Miata ain't nuttin' ta berkeley wit!

Wu-Tang Miata ain't nuttin' ta berkeley wit!

A friend of mine on the Baby Seals Club Racing fbook page knows the guy that posted this, and it was just done as a joke. It had me fooled though, I've run across people like this that sadly aren't joking

Aeromoto wrote: A friend of mine on the Baby Seals Club Racing fbook page knows the guy that posted this, and it was just done as a joke. It had me fooled though, I've run across people like this that sadly aren't joking

It was entirely too well written for it to be nothing less than a humorous f/s for a ratty drift Miata. I wrote a couch ad like that once.

berkeleying classic.

Imma...Imma...sew your exhaust pipe closed and keep refueling you and refueling you and refueling you!

I once had an entire case of brand new vintage bed pans that I decided to try selling on eBay. I wrote a serious ad and posted it a half dozen times, selling maybe one bed pan from it. I decided f-- it and write a ridiculous ad joking around and saying stupid stuff and sold every last one of the dozen pans I had left. I even got emails from the buyers saying the ad was hilarious and that they loved it. People are weird. Not that I'm excluding myself from that - I'm the one that had a dozen bed pans.

mndsm wrote:

Aeromoto wrote: A friend of mine on the Baby Seals Club Racing fbook page knows the guy that posted this, and it was just done as a joke. It had me fooled though, I've run across people like this that sadly aren't joking

It was entirely too well written for it to be nothing less than a humorous f/s for a ratty drift Miata. I wrote a couch ad like that once.

Ratty drift couch? Tell me more....

The main reason I fell for it is that I bought a 3rd Gen Camaro "drift car" in Orlando through a similar ad, except it was no act or joke. It was a skinny white kid with sideways hat, droopy drawers, and even some gold teeth. He talked, gestured, and even walked with an Ali-G affect, 100% serious. I was completely torn between laughing and wanting to smack the E36 M3e out of him, but I kept a straight face and bought the car for basically the scrap price (all I wanted was the engine) because I'm pretty sure no one else wanted to deal with him.

Good grief i needed a laugh today, that did it!

dculberson wrote: I once had an entire case of brand new vintage bed pans that I decided to try selling on eBay. I wrote a serious ad and posted it a half dozen times, selling maybe one bed pan from it. I decided f-- it and write a ridiculous ad joking around and saying stupid stuff and sold every last one of the dozen pans I had left. I even got emails from the buyers saying the ad was hilarious and that they loved it. People are weird. Not that I'm excluding myself from that - I'm the one that had a dozen bed pans.

Wait.... You had a dozen bedpans and didn't even think to call me. What's wrong with you?

windsordeluxe wrote:

dculberson wrote: I once had an entire case of brand new vintage bed pans that I decided to try selling on eBay. I wrote a serious ad and posted it a half dozen times, selling maybe one bed pan from it. I decided f-- it and write a ridiculous ad joking around and saying stupid stuff and sold every last one of the dozen pans I had left. I even got emails from the buyers saying the ad was hilarious and that they loved it. People are weird. Not that I'm excluding myself from that - I'm the one that had a dozen bed pans.

Wait.... You had a dozen bedpans and didn't even think to call me. What's wrong with you?

To be fair, this was a long time ago.