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Wally
Wally UltimaDork
5/25/12 10:43 p.m.

Please, DO NOT LOOK AT THE PICTURES

http://www.wpix.com/news/wpix-japanese-man-cooks-own-genitals-as-meal,0,7865903.story

Man Cooks His Own Genitals, Serves Them To Diners [PHOTOS]

TOKYO, JAPAN (PIX11)— "[Please retweet] I am offering my male genitals (full penis, testes, scrotum) as a meal for 100,000 yen …Will prepare and cook as the buyer requests, at his chosen location," was the message that Japanese chef Mao Sugiyama sent out to his Twitter followers on April 8th.

While it may have seemed like a joke, Sugiyama, a self-described "asexual" from Tokyo, was absolutely serious.

In Japan there is no law against the consumption of human flesh, and his bizarre offer attracted 5 diners and many more onlookers, according to the Calorie Lab. The calorie-based food site reportedly called the police after seeing Sugiyama's tweet, only to be told that there was illegal about what he was doing.

Sugiyama, 22, underwent an operation at an area hospital to remove his penis shaft, testicles and scrotum -- making sure that his meat was treated hygienically and that all of the proper waivers were signed by the diners.

The intrepid foodies paid roughly $250 each to feast on Sugiyama's genitals, which were cooked and garnished with button mushrooms and Italian parsley. Shigenobu Matsuzawa, 29, was one of the five diners and described the meal in a recent blog post. He said the penis was so rubbery and tough that it almost bent his fork, and after a few chews of the severed member he spit it out. The testicles he described as being hard on the outside but filled with a gelatinous center that tasted both fishy and gamey. Sugiyama reportedly told diners that he would be uploading his recipe to the site cookpad.com.

Woody
Woody UltimaDork
5/25/12 10:48 p.m.

I will honor your request and refrain from clicking on the link to the photos.

Thanks for sharing...

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo UberDork
5/25/12 10:55 p.m.

Note to self: There are at least 6 batE36 M3 crazy people living in Japan.

DoctorBlade
DoctorBlade SuperDork
5/25/12 10:58 p.m.

I'd ask when he's serving his brains, but I don't think he can fulfill that menu request.

Grizz
Grizz Dork
5/25/12 11:15 p.m.

Doesn't look very filling

Appleseed
Appleseed PowerDork
5/26/12 12:27 a.m.

That takes some balls.

Jay_W
Jay_W Dork
5/26/12 6:50 a.m.

Not anymore it doesn't!

Ranger50
Ranger50 SuperDork
5/26/12 7:10 a.m.
EastCoastMojo wrote: Note to self: There are at least 6 batE36 M3 crazy people living in Japan.

Only 6? More like 6 million....

mndsm
mndsm UberDork
5/26/12 7:32 a.m.

And that ladies and gentlemen- is a trick you can only perform once. Perhaps twice if you believe the interweb.

mndsm
mndsm UberDork
5/26/12 7:42 a.m.

Also- I looked at the pics. I'd have had no idea what any of that was otherwise. I didn't think they were that graphic.

Ranger50
Ranger50 SuperDork
5/26/12 8:03 a.m.
mndsm wrote: Also- I looked at the pics. I'd have had no idea what any of that was otherwise. I didn't think they were that graphic.

Same. Looked like something straight off the bottom of the deep fryer.

z31maniac
z31maniac UberDork
5/26/12 8:52 a.m.

Wow.

Anti-stance
Anti-stance HalfDork
5/26/12 9:25 a.m.

Google strategically placed a Manwich ad at the top when I clicked on the link.

"Feed Your Family Wholesome Meals Fast With Manwich® Sloppy Joe Sauce"

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH UberDork
5/26/12 9:37 a.m.

There's a ready-made soundtrack for this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJ3kVtd2CCA

Marjorie Suddard
Marjorie Suddard General Manager
5/26/12 9:42 a.m.
Anti-stance wrote: Google strategically placed a Manwich ad at the top when I clicked on the link. "Feed Your Family Wholesome Meals Fast With Manwich® Sloppy Joe Sauce"

Awesome.

Margie

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
5/26/12 11:25 a.m.

'Tough and rubbery'. Musta been, er, tumescent when removed. And yes there are batE36 M3 crazy people everywhere.

donalson
donalson UberDork
5/26/12 2:21 p.m.

so i'm the only one that went to currency converter to see how much a guy thinks his "Junk" is worth?...

100,000 yen = 1,255.18 USD as per XE.com

um wow...

Anti-stance
Anti-stance HalfDork
5/26/12 3:13 p.m.

When I was in Okinawa I just treated Yen like it was a penny because the conversion was typically 105-110 to the dollar but it changed daily. So I figured it would be over $1000 especially since the dollar has E36 M3 the bed since I had been there.

Anywho, $1255 for the hood that is your man, is pretty cheap.

Wonder if he has to sit when he pees now.

Lesley
Lesley UberDork
5/26/12 3:21 p.m.

I think it's great. Keeps the crazy berkeleyers from killing bears and other endangered species to get their rocks off.

fasted58
fasted58 UltraDork
5/26/12 4:04 p.m.
Lesley wrote: ...to get their rocks off.

lolz, she said dat... well played

friedgreencorrado
friedgreencorrado PowerDork
5/26/12 4:19 p.m.

"Hmm. Tastes just like bell pepper."

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
5/26/12 4:44 p.m.

Wonder how much the surgery cost? Probably didn't leave him a big net profit and there were the condiment costs etc... bet he came up a little short.

mndsm
mndsm UberDork
5/26/12 4:54 p.m.

In reply to Curmudgeon:

Shorter than he was before this whole episode started... nyuk nyuk nyuk.

DrBoost
DrBoost UberDork
5/26/12 5:24 p.m.

I've had a heck of a lot more than $1,255.18 in the last few days with my hootus.
This guy is crazy enough, but who the heck ponies up money to eat someone elses twig and berries?

mndsm
mndsm UberDork
5/26/12 9:16 p.m.
DrBoost wrote: I've had a heck of a lot more than $1,255.18 in the last few days with my hootus. This guy is crazy enough, but who the heck ponies up money to eat someone elses twig and berries?

It's Japan. Given what else I've seen from them, that's about par for the course.

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