My girlfriend's car finally gave up after 23 years on the road. It's an '86 Civic hatchback (Bugsy) complete with 4 speeds, manual everything, one side mirror and a carb. This car has been in the family since day one, her dad being the original owner. It lost compression in one of the cylinders (it still runs..crappily), so it's a perfect candidate for something crazy. When it was running normal it was surprisingly fun to drive and if I wasn't so busy I'd buy it myself. The body and interior look great for the age; no rust or dents. Honestly she would probably give it away for well under the asking price as long as it's not crushed for scrap.
Here's the CL ad:
http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/cto/1237276034.html
Feel free to pm for details.