NMNA Bronco II... will probably kill you
crazy guy said: 1990 Ford Bronco 2 Trail truck. Runs drives stops turns 4x4 works have title 77000 original miles (the Smithsonian wanted it but I told them "no dice, this Black stallion Bronco Was Born to Run") a few stats on this cream puff. 2.9 that actually runs good no smoke doesn't burn oil or tick. 33" M/T tires good condition with spare. 5 speed. I got this truck stock a LONG time ago. Axle swap from a Ranger and a Explorer front open rear Lincoln Locker. (Yes they're geared the same.) All suspension lift, I forget how much but it's too much. Custom front bumper and 8000 pound winch. (Yes it works) super sweet sound system,with my very first CD player from right around the first Bush Administration. (Sale includes free Rat CD that by now is probably stuck in there) CB radio so you can communicate with your friends on the trail or your left lane Super Trucker Buddies or some creeper that looks like comic book guy from The Simpsons held up in his mom's basement. This is a good trail truck, hunting truck or weak mud truck. With all that being said let's clear up all the Craigslist questions by yes or no. -Can I legally drive it down the road? Yes. 0-40 M.P.H. is fun. 40-50? requires Professional Driving skills. 50+? You're probably going to die. Highway speeds? Eminent death. -Can I pick up chicks with it? Yes&no. Yes in theory you can transport females ( back in the day I actually proposed to my wife and this truck and she said yes.) Realistically no, with the exception of the crazy cat- lady living in her LTD Wagon/Ranchero on cement blocks behind your local trailer park or maybe a "Sleeper Leaper" from behind an unreputable truck stop. -I'm looking for a father-son project? Yes. If you really hate your Son. -I'm looking for a first vehicle for my son or daughter. Yes. Once again if you really hate them and they are very heavily insured. - can you make payments? That question will get you immediately prison Shanked in the neck with a flathead screwdriver. -Does the AC work? Refer to Prior answer. - Does it do wheelies? No. Unless you hit something hard enough I guess? -Do the power windows work? Yes 50% of them go up and down with minimal effort. - will I fix such said power window? It ain't looking good - does it smell like Mouse pee? No, not after I drowned it in the river. Which reminds me if you're looking for a submersible to move drugs into to the US keep looking. It turns out Broncos make for poor submarines. I suggest tearing your wife's dryer vent hose off and with some duct tape make your own snorkel kit before fording high water...Who Knew? - will I trade? Yes/no. Yes if it has an engine. snowmobile four wheeler dirt bike Etc. No if it's your fat sisters non running 1984 Yamaha Tri Moto 3 wheeler or Fiero . Pontiac you should be ashamed of yourselves. Maybe to an El Camino and I honestly don't know why. - is it detailed? No but if you play your cards right I might shovel out the beer cans or you can take one full beer from the fridge and take it as is. - is it worth $1,700? Maybe but it's a fun little rig and it's hard to negotiate up. That and all you cheap asses that live north of 694 think you should get something for nothing even when the something isn't much... You Know Who you are. - can I steal it and trade it for meth? No. I have a perfectly good permit to carry that I'm just itching to use and a doberman that will chew a hole through your soul . - with all that being said if you're still reading thank you for your time. I hope I've cleared up any of your questions, praise the Lord and pass the ammunition I bid you good-day...... Discount applies if you are a fellow deplorable.
