How about another introduction. This one is our 1993 Miata, the Ugly Duckling. The wife found it at a junky used car lot south of town. I went to check it out and it was solid, but unloved. The place wanted $3K for it and I passed. Eventually they put it on Craigslist for $2500, then $2K. I drove it then and found it better than expected, and offered $1500. They countered with $1800 and I bit just because I wanted to get it for under $2K. It got brakes, a timing belt and clutch and it was a decent little car for an absolute base model. July 2009:
The wife used the Duckling for autocross, and we often rolled into events with two cars (this and Captain Slow) mostly because we weren't aware that two people could share a car. Even when we knew this, well, we weren't too good at sharing. She ran STS alongside me even though the car was still box-stock aside from a set of 15" wheels from my '99. It was slow but well-behaved.
The Duckling didn't really have a purpose aside from just being a cheap car. I had Slow and the '99, while Kate had this and her MSM and obviously liked the MSM better. But we're not good at selling cars so it stuck around. Fast forward to late 2010, when we decided we were going to try "serious" autocross despite absolutely no results in anything we ran up to that point to indicate that we were any good at doing it. We set a goal of going to Solo Nationals in 2011 and, since Slow was not really a legal STS car and I wasn't interested in taking any parts off to make it legal or right, we decided to start over from scratch with the Duckling. I got a set of custom valved Fatcat Bilstein coilovers, the big Racing Beat front sway bar, and called it a nationally-prepped STS car.
The car was getting faster, but it was also getting uglier. The dreaded early '90s white paint was coming off in chunks and, in true Parsimonious Racing fashion, I wasn't going to pay anyone to fix it. I decided to tackle prepaing the car for paint myself and have my dad shoot it in his garage. In true Parsimonious Racing fashion, I half-assed the prep and that was reflected in the final product. The car's name was Ugly Duckling because I thought I could transform it into a beautiful swan with paint. But when the paint didn't come out well, the car remained an Ugly Duckling.
We had two BRG hardtops. On Slow, I had BRG stripes put on to match it. Duckling's hardtop was too nice to repaint, so I was limited to painting the car itself a color that would work with that, and I was also not interested in having two white cars. So I elected to go with painting the car BRG and eventually add white stripes to be the opposite of Slow.
Duckling's first national autocross was the 2011 Toledo Tour, and we were way in the cellar of STS. Undaunted, we went to Lincoln for our first Nationals expecting to get boat-raced. And we were (31st and 34th out of 39). It's a miracle that we decided to go back. In 2012 we were 33 and 39 out of 39 (earning the car's license plate DFLNSTS), and in 2013 we were 17 and 19 out of 20 running Rivals while everyone else was sticking with the tried and true Toyos in their last year of 140TW eligibility.
The Duckling was a decent car as we drove it more. I won the DC region STS championship in 2012, going 7-for-7 winning every time out.
But the more we drove it, the more its biggest shortcoming was becoming apparent. It needed a VLSD, and while you could get a VLSD in any configuration from 1990-1992, in 1993 you couldn't get one in a base model like our car. We could do a package conversion to one that would let us put that diff in, but the biggest thing that would involve would be adding power steering, and I wasn't up for that. So in spring 2014 we switched to running Captain Slow and the Duckling was retired.
Since then, the car has been more or less a beater. It thrives on neglect, and I make sure it gets plenty. It still has most of its STS goodies on it, but doesn't get to play much. The last time it saw any real activity was on a test & tune day where I was working safety, and everyone working there used it for a one-run challenge over the lunch break.
The paint has faded quite a bit. I can get it to shine up with enough compound and wax and stuff, but it only lasts a month or so and it gets dull and you can see where the decals used to be. It's getting rusty on the drivers side rear quarter. It needs a lot of gaskets and stuff under the hood too. But on the other hand I'm pretty OK getting in the car and driving it 500 miles to mom & dad's, bopping around town up that way, and going 500 miles home again knowing it won't leave me stranded. It can still keep up with traffic and be pretty entertaining on the fun roads.
I've knocked this car out of commission a handful of times when I needed to steal parts off it for Slow, but always come back to put it back together and keep driving it, even if it's just going to the grocery store and back. It's a great car, even if it's essentially worthless. There's no reason to keep it around but I can't see parting with it.