It almost doesn't look too bad from the rear 3/4 view... with the front end cropped off.
https://fortcollins.craigslist.org/pts/d/greeley-84-pont-firebird-blue-whale/7620984561.html
Make your own joke about "bravo-oscar-sierra" vs. "papa-oscar-sierra".
'84 Pont Firebird Blue Whale Tail! BOS only\NO TITLE - $1,300 (W. Greeley)
1984 Pont Firebird
Blue Whale Tail! Bill of Sale only. NO TITLE! 350ci free turning motor. windshield is spidered but rest of glass is good. Interior has rough Recaro seats. IT IS an old custom NOT A: RS, SS, Smokey Bandit, Super Chicken etc. Ideal Buyer arrives at property 4mi W. of Greeley 3-4hrs BEFORE dark w\$1250 cash + all: experts, boss's, partners etc that are part of the...
2 axle trlr w\5,000lb elec. winch, low profile jack and a base too put it on (clay soil) 1\2" thick plywood 2'x3'? 3-4 inflated tires on stock Pontiac rims, impact wrench.
Backup uggestions:
4 - 3"x7' steel pipes as rollers? Lights, trash bags etc. Pleae have title bonding experience if u want plates\ registration etc. Mechanically revitalized an prettied up.. out cruising the boulevard. The ? is, will that GM 454ci an Tranny at home fit? Have mad "artistic bondo an paint skills" its an Eye-catcher esp. at a distance. lol