Porsche 917 for sale

I've seen this car around town on occasion. Wow.

Replica 917 for sale

kit car- porsche 917 - new chameleon paint job, new optima red battery, new shifting knob, new brake pedals, new brakes, new master cylinder, new steering wheel, new rims & low profile tires, new exhaust Muffler, complete tune up on engine, & transmission, new 10 inch touch screen system with navigation, Bluetooth, gps, ect..., new speakers, new amp, new carpet, new tail lights, new emblems & decals, new side rearview mirrors, new carburetor, all new nuts & bolts stainless steel, new racing seats ( carbon fiber ) new quick disconnect for steering wheel, new trim ( carbon fiber )all the way around, gull wing doors, new ( carbon fiber ) spoiler, carbon fiber trim,too many parts to list. have lots of receipts, car runs & drivers excellent. motivated seller may consider partial trade serious inquiries only.

I'm at a loss for words...and my stomach hurts.

Well, it's certainly impressive that it's running and driving - most of these seem to be sitting hub deep in a swap somewhere.

Why is it the worse the replica the bigger the badge?

Those wheels look like they came from the 'Accesoriez' aisle at Pep Boys.

In reply to nderwater:

So does the spoiler, and the badges, and maybe even the diamond-plate around the taillights (nice touch btw)

NMNA.

Ever.

That would be a triple platinum winner at Concourse D'Lemons

I think I'm going to hurl!!

Every time I see giant chrome wheels like that I think of the giant offroad tires that could fit in the same space- it usually helps me feel better about the car

Since it's VW based, there is long travel stuff available that will probably bolt up... I feel like going all Dakar on it would suddenly push this thing back out the other side of horrible into excellence.

Bradley kit car for inspiration:

I just spit my soup across this berkeleying panera. Thanks. I hope I can cure the eye herpes you just gave me.

Waaaaait. It's in Florida. Makes sense.

ya know, if he decreased his ask by one zero it would be worth buying.....

Of course you'd have to trailer it home after removing the wheels. You couldn't even drive home on those.

This is my favorite pic.

"Honey - hold up this cardboard. I don't want the license plate to show, lest someone discover where this unicorn lives!"

OMG that thing is hideous.

In reply to dyintorace:

Wife shaming to a whole new level. And the pic is in there twice for added shame!

SilverFleet wrote: In reply to dyintorace: Wife shaming to a whole new level. And the pic is in there twice for added shame!

She looks too classy for his wife, I'm thinking "mom".

This car screams, batmobile for when Johnny Dep plays batman! This guy doesn't understand what understated means!

Looks like a very rare and special version of the 917 and was probably once driven by Steve McQueen. Or maybe Elvis.

but wait, there is this 962 at auction in Monterey...

https://www.mecum.com/lots/CA0816-244575/1989-porsche-962/

ESTIMATE $1,800,000 - $2,500,000

Danny Shields wrote: Looks like a very rare and special version of the 917 and was probably once driven by Little Richard. Or maybe Liberace.

Fixed that for you.

When I saw it was FL, I thought I could buy and bring to the challenge as a joke. When I saw the price, I giggled and closed the tab.

Can we get GRM-branded eye-wash bottles?

Can afford to hire a hot model but can't afford enough pixels for interior photos?

914Driver wrote: Can afford to hire a hot model but can't afford enough pixels for interior photos?

Lawd, he doesn't even mention the engine except to say it has a fresh tune-up.

He must like mom, she is in there twice.