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aussiesmg
aussiesmg SuperDork
12/13/09 9:00 p.m.

I do not know what to say

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Lifted-4x4-Cadillac-Monster-Truck-Hearse_W0QQitemZ280438327268QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_Cars_Trucks?hash=item414b6d47e4

ratghia
ratghia Reader
12/13/09 9:07 p.m.

If you drove that to High School in Red Lion, Pa they would think you were a god. If you drive a hot hatch they stare and tell you it can't go through mud and is therefore unpractical.

Toyman01
Toyman01 Dork
12/13/09 9:48 p.m.

I'd drive it. Just think how far in the woods you could bury someone.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
12/13/09 9:49 p.m.

There is a certain combination of things that when you see it you go... YES.

That isn't that combination.

griffin729
griffin729 Reader
12/13/09 9:50 p.m.

I saw that done with a '57 Chevy once, and another time with a 3rd gen Corvette. I think it was the same guy that owned both.

foxtrapper
foxtrapper SuperDork
12/13/09 10:08 p.m.

The redneck in my likes it.

petegossett
petegossett Dork
12/13/09 10:17 p.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: There is a certain combination of things that when you see it you go... YES. That isn't that combination.

Actually, that's a very good example of a combination that makes me go YES!

Matt B
Matt B Reader
12/13/09 10:18 p.m.

You might be a goth redneck if . . .

Appleseed
Appleseed Dork
12/13/09 11:19 p.m.

When I die, I'm getting taken to the hole in that!

jpod999
jpod999 Reader
12/14/09 12:37 a.m.

His other hearse needs to be on bags with the ability to lay frame.

Schmidlap
Schmidlap Reader
12/14/09 9:22 a.m.

If there has ever been a car that needs one of those chrome skull gearshift knobs with the red glowing eyes, this is it.

Bob

Dr. Hess
Dr. Hess SuperDork
12/14/09 9:31 a.m.

My Rolla came with one of those gearshift knobs.

turboswede
turboswede SuperDork
12/14/09 1:10 p.m.

A club member has one in his woody turbo-K-car wagon. Its still funny when I see it since the rest of the car is so clean and well beige.

jrw1621
jrw1621 Dork
12/14/09 1:17 p.m.

On the Hearse the plate reads "Toe Tag"

Kramer
Kramer HalfDork
12/14/09 2:04 p.m.

That appears to be owned by someone with a child named Dale Jr. But his name isn't Dale.

Stealthtercel
Stealthtercel Reader
12/14/09 2:13 p.m.

The good news is that the seller assures us "this crowed getter" is a one of a kind project.

bravenrace
bravenrace Dork
12/14/09 2:27 p.m.
aussiesmg wrote: I do not know what to say http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Lifted-4x4-Cadillac-Monster-Truck-Hearse_W0QQitemZ280438327268QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_Cars_Trucks?hash=item414b6d47e4

I Love it! Believe it or not, a guy that I went to high school with did this to a '57 Nomad. Uh, it was just an old car, really...

pres589
pres589 Reader
12/14/09 2:38 p.m.

I bet that "rebuilt 305 with a mild cam" really shoves that thing down the road.

mad_machine
mad_machine SuperDork
12/14/09 2:43 p.m.

I hate to say it.. but I kind of like it

Adrian_Thompson
Adrian_Thompson Reader
12/14/09 3:32 p.m.
mad_machine wrote: I hate to say it.. but I kind of like it

I'd hate to say that too, but luckily I don't have too. When you drive the body out into the woods to hide it, bury the car too please!

44Dwarf
44Dwarf HalfDork
12/14/09 3:43 p.m.

got to have it!

fornetti14
fornetti14 Reader
12/14/09 9:21 p.m.

He said the frames were tied together. I wonder if redneck rope is stronger than normal rope.

Toyman01
Toyman01 Dork
12/14/09 9:28 p.m.

It's a southern redneck kind of thing. Y'all may not understand.

alex
alex Dork
12/14/09 10:56 p.m.

I don't like the kind of attention driving that thing would get me. Otherwise, I would totally sport that.

I remember the '57 Chebby you're talking about Griffin. That was my kind of awesome.

JThw8
JThw8 SuperDork
12/15/09 7:41 a.m.

I'd prefer mind dropped and bagged but yeah, I'd rock that.

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