Schmidlap wrote:93celicaGT2 wrote: Seriously, i thought this would be the only place on the internet that would have reacted with a "berkeley yes!!!!"That's what I was expecting too. But I think there's one other place on the internet that would have said "berkeley yes": http://www.tempotopaz.com/ People actually love these cars. I don't get it. Bob
Oh no, i don't actually want to associate with them. I think these cars are gigantic pieces of E36 M3, too.
http://www.tempotopaz.com/
my head just fell off...I mean it litterally - just. fell. off...right now Im watching in horror as my headless body types away at my keyboard. And I also can see I need to lose some weight and I found the key to my locker that slid under my desk. Im a car junkie and enjoy oddities like 350 swapped 80s volvos and Civics with 'busa motors in the passenger seat. But that "enthusiast club" is the biggest collection of bat sh_t crazy a_sholes Ive ever seen in the entirety of my 30 years of life.
4cylndrfury wrote: http://www.tempotopaz.com/
I wouldn't suggest looking at 80% of the posts on FEOA.net, either, then. (Ford Escort Owners Association.)
I can't wait til i get off of work to go check out those forums for real, though. I want to see some hilariously bad projects.
93CGT2: Here's something that should tide you over;
The Styling Modifications section of their forum is probably a gold mine, I found that in about 30 seconds.
Hilariously bad projects? Sir needs to check out http://www.barryboys.co.uk/mx/
Lots of pictures of craptastic projects there.
wowzers...if only he'd use his powers for good instead of evil:
4cylndrfury wrote: wowzers...if only he'd use his powers for good instead of evil:
This is exactly what i'm talking about. This plus boost = hilarious amounts of win
/\/\ cool looking beater. Love it
its an awesome car, awesome awesome awesome. Look at it and love it.....hahahaha
I just spent a half hour looking at all this Tempo/Topaz stuff and I've gotta say, my brain is absolutely MELTING. I'm reminded of the scene when I owned a '87 EGT in '99(no aftermarket, poor community). I can't believe the scene hasn't progressed one iota.
Between that TempoTopaz forum and the Barryboys site, I kind feel like I did the first time I saw Idiocracy - yeah, I've been laughing my ass off, but I'm also becoming increasingly fearful about the future of humanity.
CarKid1989 wrote: Super awesome tempo its an awesome car, awesome awesome awesome. Look at it and love it.....hahahaha
I'd drive that.
bamalama wrote:CarKid1989 wrote: Super awesome tempo its an awesome car, awesome awesome awesome. Look at it and love it.....hahahahaI'd drive that.
Ditto.
Gotta be better than my 79 Rabbit.
As a side note-how hard is it to add an intercooler and turbo to hop up a diesel?
Hahahah oh god. No. Just. No.
NOOOOOOO MAKE IT STOP!!!!
If that's the guy that was on turboford.org, I believe that's a 12 second car. I remember someone on there having a swapped Tempo. It can be done in the early Scrote too, though I think you have to use an automatic to make it a bolt in.
bamalama wrote: If that's the guy that was on turboford.org, I believe that's a 12 second car. I remember someone on there having a swapped Tempo. It can be done in the early Scrote too, though I think you have to use an automatic to make it a bolt in.
It may have been at one point... these are new pictures.
I found it hard to believe that not one person on there had turbo'd the 3.0 vulcan. Until i found the "styling" forum. Then i believed it.
I had to quit reading the styling forum. I was developing carpal tunnel from multiple facepalms.
I was having almost as much fun in there as i do on the FEOA.net "kills section."
I love hearing about them "racing" and "beating" 1980s Camrys and 4-runners. SERIOUSLY? Yes. Srsly.
You are not twisted if you want to put a 5.0 in it, and add box arches.
93celicaGT2 wrote: I was having almost as much fun in there as i do on the FEOA.net "kills section." I love hearing about them "racing" and "beating" 1980s Camrys and 4-runners. SERIOUSLY? Yes. Srsly.
hahahahahahahahahaha. omg
this is my kill list with my escort
95 4cyl 5spd chevy s-10
94 4cyl automatic gmc sonoma
93 toyota tercel 5spd
chevy box van dont ask
98 ford contour
bamalama wrote:93celicaGT2 wrote: I was having almost as much fun in there as i do on the FEOA.net "kills section." I love hearing about them "racing" and "beating" 1980s Camrys and 4-runners. SERIOUSLY? Yes. Srsly.hahahahahahahahahaha. omg this is my kill list with my escort 95 4cyl 5spd chevy s-10 94 4cyl automatic gmc sonoma 93 toyota tercel 5spd chevy box van dont ask 98 ford contour
Yeaaaahhhh.... There ARE some really well done cars in that forum, but they're usually not the people posting "kills."
I've got a BG chassis Protege LX, so I'm fond of the EGT as well.
But I don't mind saying that I have outrun a few riced out 1.9 scrotes with it. 
Serves me right for having coilovers, aftermarket wheels and tires, but a stock drivetrain. How dare I?
Hurrrrrrrr DERP DERP DERP
Seriously, i can't take this site anymore.
CarKid1989 wrote: Super awesome tempo its an awesome car, awesome awesome awesome. Look at it and love it.....hahahaha
Dear god that's gotta be slow. A diesel freaking Tempo. Wow.
Seriously, it'd be so slow you'd violate relativity and jump millions of years forward in time before you even moved.
Riding a stegosaurus would get you where you're going faster than that thing, and all the stegosauruses are dead.
Can you fit a megasquirted small-block chevy 350 in the trunk?
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