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bravenrace
bravenrace HalfDork
4/28/09 6:15 a.m.

I'm sorry, but why do we insist on sounding like morons on this board? And yes, I know how grammar is spelled (It was part of the plan, man). Edit - see my post below.

z31maniac
z31maniac Dork
4/28/09 6:28 a.m.

r yuse tawking 'bout tieping lik dis?

Or just the occasional typo your/you're, their/there/they're thing?

Personally as long as it isn't like the first sentence it doesn't bother me. The grammar Nazi's who like to point out your/you're like they are some type of witty, intelligent person for knowing a 2nd grade English lesson is a more annoying transgression.

I write for a living, but the Internetz isn't that "srs busniss."

John Brown
John Brown SuperDork
4/28/09 6:39 a.m.

Of all the boards I have whored over the years I would say that this is the most literal and articulate out there. Generally unless there is a "smiley" attatched the members mean what they type. Most often the titles are haxxored but the posts are usually well thought out and written in "lazy English" much the same way we would talk with people we know.

Fo shizzle my nizzle.

NYG95GA
NYG95GA Dork
4/28/09 6:44 a.m.

Too me, much of the appeal of this board is largely about the subject matter and the intellect, not the occasional typing mistake. We all do it from time to time, and sometimes proofreading doesn't help. It happens.

OTOH, a swine is known to be a swine, so if someone comes across as a moron, there's a good chance that...

SoloSonett
SoloSonett Reader
4/28/09 6:51 a.m.

it would be better if ther wuz speal czeck

fastEddie
fastEddie Dork
4/28/09 6:52 a.m.

The grammar doesn't bother me so much as the bad (or total lack of) puncuation does.

And yeah, the "learn me" thing is getting a little old already....

bravenrace
bravenrace HalfDork
4/28/09 7:02 a.m.

I think I should clarify (not to you FastEddie), as I just realized that I didn't make my point clear in the first post. I am referring to all the "Learn me" titles, not grammar in general. Sorry.

joey48442
joey48442 SuperDork
4/28/09 7:54 a.m.
bravenrace wrote: I think I should clarify (not to you FastEddie), as I just realized that I didn't make my point clear in the first post. I am referring to all the "Learn me" titles, not grammar in general. Sorry.

Without sounding to jerky, I would have to agree. Can't some request that they "teach me" instead?

Joey

car39
car39 Reader
4/28/09 7:57 a.m.

Mr. Grammer (or "Kelsey") currently holds the record for the longest time having played the same character on a sitcom or sitcoms, playing Frasier Crane for over 20 years. For more information on Mr. Grammer, please see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelsey_Grammer

kreb
kreb Dork
4/28/09 8:05 a.m.

Compared with most automotive boards, this place reads like the English department chat room at a major university. Intentional misspellings drive me nuts however. Every time I visit my in-laws I want to firebomb the sign that says "Crystyl Springs" I suppose that was an agreeable alternative to the first version - "Rape the Language Gorge"

I also wouldn’t mind seeing “Learn me about ----“ done away with.

Tim Baxter
Tim Baxter Online Editor
4/28/09 8:06 a.m.

A record he will lose this fall, if not already, as the Simpsons enters its 21st season. If you count the bits on the Tracy Ullman show, most of the cast has been playing those roles for more than 20 years already.

Sofa King
Sofa King New Reader
4/28/09 8:21 a.m.

I have probably been guilty of using "learn me" in a title. But I consider this to be a case of tired humor not bad grammar. I agree ... the joke is old let's move on.

I do have a problem with the your / you're, their/ there thing. I can see how some might not be able to hear the difference, but for Pete sakes, this is your (not you're) primary language, pay attention! The one that gets me is our / are ! If you can't tell the difference between these two words, get the grits out of your ears!

skruffy
skruffy Dork
4/28/09 8:24 a.m.

I can haz learn me thread?

93celicaGT2
93celicaGT2 Dork
4/28/09 8:25 a.m.

Is it can be i haz lern me a book tiem nao?

Wally
Wally SuperDork
4/28/09 8:41 a.m.

Some people ax alot of us, specially since some uf us haz no educashun

Rusty_Rabbit84
Rusty_Rabbit84 Reader
4/28/09 8:51 a.m.

i uzed huked un fonix!!!

poopshovel
poopshovel SuperDork
4/28/09 9:06 a.m.

When Wally cuts down a tree, does he use an 'ask?' Lighten up, people. I've never done the "learn me" thing, but will now do it every chance I get, just to piss you off.

pinchvalve
pinchvalve SuperDork
4/28/09 9:07 a.m.
Tim Baxter wrote: A record he will lose this fall, if not already, as the Simpsons enters its 21st season. If you count the bits on the Tracy Ullman show, most of the cast has been playing those roles for more than 20 years already.

You do know they are not real, right? They are little drawings. That's why you never see them in People Magazine or at award shows.

P71
P71 Dork
4/28/09 9:11 a.m.
pinchvalve wrote:
Tim Baxter wrote: A record he will lose this fall, if not already, as the Simpsons enters its 21st season. If you count the bits on the Tracy Ullman show, most of the cast has been playing those roles for more than 20 years already.
You do know they are not real, right? They are little drawings. That's why you never see them in People Magazine or at award shows.

Balderdash to you, sir! They are currently on the stamps at your local Post Office. That makes them more real then a vast majority of people.

Tim Baxter
Tim Baxter Online Editor
4/28/09 9:12 a.m.

Um, Hank Azaria, Yeardley Smith, Julie Kavner and the rest of them are quite real.

joey48442
joey48442 SuperDork
4/28/09 9:20 a.m.

People saying they are crazy because the want to swap in some big motor in a tiny car also bug me. Your not crazy, your just like the rest of us!

Wait, nevermind.

Joey

ClemSparks
ClemSparks SuperDork
4/28/09 9:27 a.m.
Sofa King wrote: The one that gets me is our / are ! If you can't tell the difference between these two words, get the grits out of your ears!

Though I often catch myself using some silly too/two/to, your/you're, their/there/they're type stuff...it's still definitely a pet peeve of mine and I go back and fix it.

I have to say, about the are/our thing though...you can't here a difference in those two where I live.

it's all pronounced "ar"

"Let's go back to 'ar' house and have a beer."
"There 'ar' some ducks over there."
"There 'ar' not!"

JFX001
JFX001 Dork
4/28/09 9:34 a.m.

I don't really mind the "Learn me" stuff, it's the text speak that I detest.

Yes, we all should know the difference between to/too/two-there/their/they're etc., but there are alot...alot of grammatically challenged people that are pure genius when it comes to advice, whether it's mechanical or in life.They just can't spell or type.

John Brown
John Brown SuperDork
4/28/09 9:36 a.m.

Thank You.

93celicaGT2
93celicaGT2 Dork
4/28/09 10:00 a.m.
ClemSparks wrote:
Sofa King wrote: The one that gets me is our / are ! If you can't tell the difference between these two words, get the grits out of your ears!
Though I often catch myself using some silly too/two/to, your/you're, their/there/they're type stuff...it's still definitely a pet peeve of mine and I go back and fix it. I have to say, about the are/our thing though...you can't here a difference in those two where I live. it's all pronounced "ar" "Let's go back to 'ar' house and have a beer." "There 'ar' some ducks over there." "There 'ar' not!"

Yeah.... out here, the second would be:

"Th'ar' 'ar' some ducks 'ar' th'ar'"

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