Things to Learn From Russian Racing

I dunno about the racing, but we gotta get some lessons from the Russian trophy girls.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQqe4F0MreA&feature=share

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWNFonSs8pQ&feature=share

[Yes, this is less than rated R, probably PG-13 or NC-17. I teased, er, I mean, I warned you.]

David

They race Legends cars in Russia!! How cool is that?

Well, the girls are definitely all white (yawn) but they do seem to be very thoroughly trained to objectify themselves.

Basil Exposition wrote: They race Legends cars in Russia!! How cool is that?

That is exactly what I was thinking! Those things are tricky.

Honestly, I've seen racier bra ads on TV. I still like the Legends racers.

What Legends? I just saw trophy girls...............

what were the Mini/shortened cars?

Не понимаю, почему не транслируют гонки по телевидению, ну или полноценные обзоры хотя-бы... ролик на 3 минуты о двух днях соревнований это гениально!

In Soviet Union, apex clip you!

And, yes, Russian trophy girls look like they spend the time between races sucking the chrome off of every trailer hitch in the paddock. Not a judgment, just an observation.

jg

Meh I'm underwhelmed. Someone please find Brazil's trophy girl video.

JG Pasterjak wrote: And, yes, Russian trophy girls look like they spend the time between races sucking the chrome off of every trailer hitch in the paddock. jg

I guess I gotta move to the Lesser Satan.

So what where the other fiberglass bodied cars, in the first video, the cars that followed the legends? The look something like the formulacross cars.

In reply to sachilles:

I am curious too. They looked pretty interesting. I wonder if they are motorcycle powered too.

That video is fake. Russians never smile.

In reply to Anti-stance:

One them loses a hood and it appears to be a bike engine.

Is it just me or does the skill level seem to be even lower than the moral level in that video?

Not that I am complaining against either form of entertainment, just saying...

In reply to NOHOME:

Nah, they're just used to driving tanks or Ladas

yamaha wrote: In reply to NOHOME: Nah, they're just used to driving tanks or Ladas

That's a bit redundant, isn't it?

My question is, how would they compare to a Morris Marina with a piano on the roof?

Actually, I liked the MitDzhet (МитДжет) cars right after the Legends. They were pretty sweet. Legends sports racers.

NOHOME wrote: Is it just me or does the skill level seem to be even lower than the moral level in that video? Not that I am complaining against either form of entertainment, just saying...

I was wondering if the drivers were very aggressive, had no skill, or some combination thereof.

Sky_Render wrote:

NOHOME wrote: Is it just me or does the skill level seem to be even lower than the moral level in that video? Not that I am complaining against either form of entertainment, just saying...

I was wondering if the drivers were very aggressive, had no skill, or some combination thereof.

Might have been focusing on the female units on the sidelines. Certainly more balls than brains in a lot of that driving.

Sky_Render wrote: I was wondering if the drivers were very aggressive, had no skill, or some combination thereof.

Perhaps they stayed well hydrated with vodka?

I give props where props are due, I don't really think this went on during the soviet days

http://1300.mitjet-series.com/dernieres-infos/?lang=en

Same things?

Legends on a road course most awesome use of a legend car ever.

moparman76_69 wrote: Legends on a road course most awesome use of a legend car ever.

i think they do that here, too, so it's not like that's an exclusively Russian thing..