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dherr (Forum Supporter)
dherr (Forum Supporter) Dork
10/5/22 7:34 p.m.

I  know we are not suppose to discuss religion and politics but tonight I heard a roar and had a flash of red pass my little NA Miata. Got off the highway and ended up right beind satan himself. So what does he drive? A Dodge Demon of course. How did I know this was him? Well his license plate was a dead giveaway.

03Panther
03Panther PowerDork
10/5/22 7:40 p.m.

The only reference to religion, or politics in that was your referencing religion and politics. So kinda self defeating blush

Cool picture, and his reverence is hilarious!

BlueInGreen - Jon
BlueInGreen - Jon UltraDork
10/5/22 7:43 p.m.

For now, until he's confined to hell for eternity and then it will be one of those Ford Ecosport turds or something like that :P

...or trying to keep a poorly maintained BiTurbo running.

03Panther
03Panther PowerDork
10/5/22 8:20 p.m.
BlueInGreen - Jon said:

...or trying to keep a poorly maintained BiTurbo running.

I think you might have nailed that one!!!laugh

Rons
Rons HalfDork
10/5/22 8:33 p.m.

John X Doe amd Exene Cervanka told us The Devil Drives a Buick.

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
10/5/22 8:52 p.m.

What does Satan drive? An Altima. Duh.

garaithon
garaithon Reader
10/5/22 9:04 p.m.

Your all wrong:

Great book!

SEADave
SEADave Dork
10/5/22 9:05 p.m.

Can't quite tell from the pic, but you would hope old Lucifer would spring for the wide-body version....

Duke
Duke MegaDork
10/5/22 10:34 p.m.

In reply to Appleseed :

No, those are lesser imps sent to persecute and harass us poor mortals.

 

johndej
johndej SuperDork
10/5/22 10:47 p.m.

I wonder if he meets up with God to play skeeball? Would be ironic. 

Datsun310Guy
Datsun310Guy MegaDork
10/5/22 11:26 p.m.

Scripture has a reference that he is a roaring lion so maybe it's a Peugeot?

(1 Peter 5:8)

A 401 CJ
A 401 CJ SuperDork
10/5/22 11:34 p.m.

I thought everyone knew the answer.

Tom1200
Tom1200 UberDork
10/5/22 11:43 p.m.

In reply to A 401 CJ :

Nailed it.

MotorsportsGordon
MotorsportsGordon Dork
10/6/22 12:07 a.m.

Older Cadillac hearse would be my other suggestion 

Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos)
Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos) MegaDork
10/6/22 12:26 a.m.

Patrick
Patrick MegaDork
10/6/22 7:41 a.m.

Whatever elon musk drives. 

03Panther
03Panther PowerDork
10/6/22 7:51 a.m.

In reply to A 401 CJ :

Remember that movie from the 70s; watched it recently. Still didn't think of itblush

Perfect . 

Dusterbd13-michael
Dusterbd13-michael MegaDork
10/6/22 7:59 a.m.

Its the wrong color, but a demon is fitting.

Other side would probably drive the zl1 camaro or whatever gm's top dog pony car is these days. In white. 

Fueled by Caffeine
Fueled by Caffeine MegaDork
10/6/22 8:40 a.m.

The devil would drive a high mileage perfectly stock and functioning biturbo. 

vozproto
vozproto New Reader
10/6/22 9:01 a.m.

I'd be willing to bet a Pontiac Aztec, with a PT cruiser as a track car. 

And drives 'em like hell.

jharry3
jharry3 Dork
10/6/22 9:05 a.m.

dculberson
dculberson MegaDork
10/6/22 9:22 a.m.

He wasn't satan himself but his taste in cars was excellent. 
 

AMiataCalledSteve
AMiataCalledSteve Reader
10/6/22 11:43 a.m.

The devil doesn't drive, but is driven in the back of an S-Class

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH MegaDork
10/6/22 11:57 a.m.
Fueled by Caffeine said:

The devil would drive a high mileage perfectly stock and functioning biturbo. 

No vehicle could better announce the presence of supernatural evil.

Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos)
Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos) MegaDork
10/6/22 12:07 p.m.
dculberson said:

He wasn't satan himself but his taste in cars was excellent. 
 

 

And he filled it up with petrol the one time.

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