poopshovel
poopshovel PowerDork
3/30/12 10:11 p.m.

Congress - whatever congress - democrats, republicans, whatever, would burn through your world record lottery winnings in a little less than an hour and a half. I heard that, and couldn't believe it. But yeah, congress spends $7,264,020 a minute...or so I'm told.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo UltraDork
3/30/12 10:28 p.m.

And you have a better chance at being struck by lightning twice than getting your hands on that cash. In the great words of Mrs. Buttersworth, "You butter believe it!"

z31maniac
z31maniac UberDork
3/30/12 11:27 p.m.
poopshovel wrote: Congress - whatever congress - democrats, republicans, whatever, would burn through your world record lottery winnings in a little less than an hour and a half. I heard that, and couldn't believe it. But yeah, congress spends $7,264,020 a minute...or so I'm told.

There's a reason I bought a handle of Vodka tonight.

poopshovel
poopshovel PowerDork
3/30/12 11:33 p.m.
z31maniac wrote:
poopshovel wrote: Congress - whatever congress - democrats, republicans, whatever, would burn through your world record lottery winnings in a little less than an hour and a half. I heard that, and couldn't believe it. But yeah, congress spends $7,264,020 a minute...or so I'm told.
There's a reason I bought a handle of Vodka tonight.

My life changed when I found McCormicks. It changed again when I found out that the liqour store does 10% off on a case, and another 10% off if you pay cash. $60 a CASE. That's the berkeleyin lick.

z31maniac
z31maniac UberDork
3/31/12 1:38 a.m.

I can't go cheaper than Smirnoff.

McCormick's/Bartons.....................just too hard the next day....

However, I like the case idea. The guy behind the counter is always flirting with the wife............need to get something out of it.

jrw1621
jrw1621 PowerDork
3/31/12 5:39 a.m.
poopshovel wrote: My life changed when I found McCormicks. $60 a CASE.

Changed for the better or changed for the worse?

jrw1621
jrw1621 PowerDork
3/31/12 5:40 a.m.

Which one of you Maryland Bastards?
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-naw-mega-millions-winner-maryland-20120330,0,5623245.story

JtspellS
JtspellS Reader
3/31/12 5:48 a.m.

Too bad it was not me....

Hocrest
Hocrest HalfDork
3/31/12 5:58 a.m.

Not me, but funny and sucky at the same time...

z31maniac
z31maniac UberDork
3/31/12 10:38 a.m.

Three people are sharing it, I believe.

aussiesmg
aussiesmg PowerDork
3/31/12 11:25 a.m.

That sucks only $213.333333333333 million @

Grizz
Grizz Dork
3/31/12 11:39 a.m.

In reply to jrw1621:

Trust me, everyone in MD hates that person right now. Mostly because they aren't us.

ultraclyde
ultraclyde Dork
3/31/12 12:53 p.m.

Hey, I won!!!!

Okay, it was only $3, which is what you get for matching one white ball and the mega ball

patgizz
patgizz UltraDork
3/31/12 4:46 p.m.

i didn't win.

i figured $2 was worth a couple shots at that much money. i really wanted to buy the cleveland indians.

for vodka - smirnoff tastes like rubbing alcohol. if you have a good importer around pick up some Kapitanska - good polish stuff and cheap. like a poor man's grey goose. very smooth and in chicago in the little polish liquor store i used to get it for $10-11 a bottle.

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