Congress - whatever congress - democrats, republicans, whatever, would burn through your world record lottery winnings in a little less than an hour and a half. I heard that, and couldn't believe it. But yeah, congress spends $7,264,020 a minute...or so I'm told.
And you have a better chance at being struck by lightning twice than getting your hands on that cash. In the great words of Mrs. Buttersworth, "You butter believe it!"
poopshovel wrote:
Congress - whatever congress - democrats, republicans, whatever, would burn through your world record lottery winnings in a little less than an hour and a half. I heard that, and couldn't believe it. But yeah, congress spends $7,264,020 a minute...or so I'm told.
There's a reason I bought a handle of Vodka tonight.
z31maniac wrote:
poopshovel wrote:
Congress - whatever congress - democrats, republicans, whatever, would burn through your world record lottery winnings in a little less than an hour and a half. I heard that, and couldn't believe it. But yeah, congress spends $7,264,020 a minute...or so I'm told.
There's a reason I bought a handle of Vodka tonight.
My life changed when I found McCormicks. It changed again when I found out that the liqour store does 10% off on a case, and another 10% off if you pay cash. $60 a CASE. That's the berkeleyin lick.
I can't go cheaper than Smirnoff.
McCormick's/Bartons.....................just too hard the next day....
However, I like the case idea. The guy behind the counter is always flirting with the wife............need to get something out of it.
jrw1621
PowerDork
3/31/12 5:39 a.m.
poopshovel wrote:
My life changed when I found McCormicks. $60 a CASE.
Changed for the better or changed for the worse?
jrw1621
PowerDork
3/31/12 5:40 a.m.
Which one of you Maryland Bastards?
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-naw-mega-millions-winner-maryland-20120330,0,5623245.story
Too bad it was not me....
Not me, but funny and sucky at the same time...
Three people are sharing it, I believe.
That sucks only $213.333333333333 million @
Grizz
Dork
3/31/12 11:39 a.m.
In reply to jrw1621:
Trust me, everyone in MD hates that person right now. Mostly because they aren't us.
Hey, I won!!!!
Okay, it was only $3, which is what you get for matching one white ball and the mega ball
patgizz
UltraDork
3/31/12 4:46 p.m.
i didn't win.
i figured $2 was worth a couple shots at that much money. i really wanted to buy the cleveland indians.
for vodka - smirnoff tastes like rubbing alcohol. if you have a good importer around pick up some Kapitanska - good polish stuff and cheap. like a poor man's grey goose. very smooth and in chicago in the little polish liquor store i used to get it for $10-11 a bottle.